lollicat Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 Today after failing like a boss at VB6 I decided to quit dicking around and start learning it myself. So, I turned to my brother for help. He first explained what shit does and the MsgBox command, then told me to create my own program.So if you guys need to waste some space on your hard drive, here you go~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carim123 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I'm apprehensive about downloading an executable named "sex". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollicat Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 I'm sure it's amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaiden Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Momma told me not to download executables from strangers… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollicat Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 Momma told ME not to get raped in the ass, but there's some things we just can't help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 @Lollicat:> Momma told ME not to get raped in the ass, but there's some things we just can't help.WIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biohazard Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 3 persons answerd, 2 downloads!.EDIT:4 Now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saadhamza Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 @Lollicat:> I decided to quit dicking around .Sorry Lolli, but it's anatomically impossible for you to do that :3@Lollicat:> Momma told ME not to get raped in the ass, but there's some things we just can't help.Well _someone's_ having a special day ;DYou're right…. this is a lot more complicated then Hello World. In fact.. it blows my mind with how awesome it is... and it also gave me the weirdest boner~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollicat Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 See Zonova? I'm definitely a better programmer than Robin now. maybe one day I'll make it open-source for you all to gaze upon my brilliance. until then, you'll have to watch from afar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carim123 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 @Lollicat:> …maybe one day I'll make it open-source for you all to gaze upon my brilliance. until then, you'll have to watch from afar.Already ahead of you. ;D```Private Sub Conv_Click(Index As Integer)Select Case Index Case 0 MsgBox ("You are a faggot") Case 1 MsgBox ("Angrily he replies, "Well duck you then. I'll just go bang your girlfriend.") Case 2 MsgBox ("nyan nyan nyan nyan") Case 3 MsgBox ("The attractive man molests your dead body.")End SelectEnd Sub``` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollicat Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 how DARE you leak my amazing super-hidden super-coded source?! I'll file a lawsuit for this, mark my words!…as soon as I find a lawyer willing to work with cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saadhamza Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 ```#include main(){ printf("Hello World"); getch(); return 0;} ```I'm already open-source :'DAnyways, you may be better then Robin, but so what? He's gay, so none of his achievements count. But me… i'm already better than Stephan, with my supremely optimized code~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carim123 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 @Lollicat:> how DARE you leak my amazing super-hidden super-coded source?! I'll file a lawsuit for this, mark my words!> > …as soon as I find a lawyer willing to work with cats.;p> …blowup doll...Um…Marsh? 0_0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Refuge Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 @7:> Um…Marsh? 0_0Welcome to Eclipse. Keep your girlfriend away – she might pop ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruins of Hell Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 @Zonova:> ```> #include main()> {> printf("Hello World");> getch();> return 0;> > } > ```> > I'm already open-source :'D> > Anyways, you may be better then Robin, but so what? He's gay, so none of his achievements count. But me… i'm already better than Stephan, with my supremely optimized code~```#include #define e 3#define g (e/e)#define h ((g+e)/2)#define f (e-g-h)#define j (e*e-g)#define k (j-h)#define l(x) tab2[x]/h#define m(n,a) ((n&(a))==(a))long tab1[]={ 989L,5L,26L,0L,88319L,123L,0L,9367L };int tab2[]={ 4,6,10,14,22,26,34,38,46,58,62,74,82,86 };main(m1,s) char *s; { int a,b,c,d,o[k],n=(int)s; if(m1==1){ char b[2*j+f-g]; main(l(h+e)+h+e,b); printf(b); } else switch(m1-=h){ case f: a=(b=(c=(d=g)<=e)for(b=g<``` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saadhamza Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I Really want to know what that does -_-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruins of Hell Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 @Zonova:> I Really want to know what that does -_-;@The:> hello world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollicat Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 C++ (C? what is that language) is too complicated man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saadhamza Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 @Lollicat:> C++ (C? what is that language) is too ~~complicated~~ powerful man.Fixed that for ya :3Soul…. that made me wet myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollicat Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 I'm working on the sex engine! It's like Eclipse, only you can't edit it without VB6 seriously, and I rewrote all the code! I also took out all the not-important features, like multiplayer and graphics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlom Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 So it's a blank window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollicat Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 …but more! :'D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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