Owen F

A white guy walks into the plastic surgeon's office and asks: "I want to be black, can you do that?" "Yeah, but we'll have to add 2 inches to your penis, take away 30% of your brain and make you 70% darker." "Okay." After the operation, the surgeon says "I'm sorry, but we've made some mistakes. We cut off 2 inches of your penis, took away 70% of your brain and made you 30% darker, is this okay with you?" "Si, senor."

I thought it was 'if i met myself _5 years ago_

Well you're a PC player so no can do :( Hmm if only there was a way we could play together, that would be awesome [/herpaderp]

@corporalkitty: > Why play the beta doesn't it just ruin the experience when you play the real one? Judging by your signature, you play minecraft. Minecraft is still in beta. Won't that ruin the minecraft experience when it is _finally_ released? ;)

Wrong. Socuine.

@Kamii: > And to your question: > You need VB6, a bit of brain. > If you have those, you can look where the NPC's are killed. > (Server source -> modCombat -> playerattacknpc) Hmm, Now this may be completely wrong but if i remember back to my scripting days i believe there was a sub for 'onNPCdeath' which would be more appropriate than playerattacknpc, and is probably present in the source code too. From there you could then do something like 'onnpcdeath (insertvaluehere)=(insertsamevaluehere)+1 And then that value could be used for whatever the counting thing he is trying to do is. This is based entirely on my poor memory of a few years ago, and could be entirely wrong as I said, but I'm trying to be helpful for once. I've never done source but i hear it's a lot like VBscript(sadscript) and therefore i am basing this response on that assumption.

I don't think you could 'enform' anyone, of anything, ever, until you work on your spelling and grammar. I'm not trying to be mean, but damn…

All nightmare long - Metallica.

@Shadowwulf: > hmm… > -pic- I lol'd.

@Robin: > I went through the exact same phase when I was a teenager. Get over it now rather than later. Teenagers are just mashed up balls of their parents and pop culture references. They don't turn in to real people till they hit their 20s. Ouch.

Is this guy for real? :/ lol I mean I know it's a ragequit thread but it does seem like he's half serious.

YEAH, bout time someone made a thread about this! @Robin: > Cancelled my pre-order. Well you just love being a party pooper don't you!

@Draken: > what are you people talking about eclipse has already die and came back to life its nothing now but a walking abomination AKA a zombie @Frostyy: > I for one welcome our zombie overlords. I believe he may be talking about when eclipse was deleted and brought back to life again in like '05 ;)

Your Type is ISTP There's already a few demotivationals for that which have been posted. Yeah turns out godlord posted them on the first page.

@Kite: > You get very little XP from a kill if you don't pick up the dogtag. > So for ranking up, I'm sure even the campers will go out to get them. I did say K/D not ranks :3 i mean if you are prestige 15 with a kd of 0.34 or something, you'll get bagged on. But if you are like prestige 4 with k/d of 3-4+ you are probably going to get praised.

I can't believe i just read _all these walls of text_ and this thread still hasn't been locked. -edit- @DrNova: > Oh duck off robin. So you posted a few pictures with anywhere from poor to pretty good mapping. > How does that prove the engine is being taken advantage of by the people using it? It doesnt. It shows some mapping. > -snip- No, it shows that games are being developed, and that eclipse isn't dead or not being used like you said so. Those pictures are taken from the WIP board, not the show off section.

@Kemerd: > Eclispe is **still** dieing. People are **still** lazy. I'm sorry Fabio, **nothing much has changed**. ;]

theres an update and my connection is ducking with me and won't download it. I might try again later, but for now i'll just go offline and install it on my xbox and then try playing on one of the maps and see how it goes. -edit- Hahaha, nope it can't read the disk because it is scratched or dirty (when installing)

@Marsh: > Download your game to your xbox and it should work fine. I might try that. The scratch is pretty far out though, my sister moved my xbox while blackops was in it running, could hear the reader gouging into the disc. I'll go try downloading it to my xbox and see if that works, I thought i did that but now i remember it was halo reach i did that for. -edit- Cats broke my mike too lmao I could use kinect but people tend to find that annoying because it is overly sensitive.

My black ops is scratched lol cant play nuketown radiation or villa Otherwise i might play with you guys, but it'd be real annoying every time one of those maps come up i'd have to ditch and rejoin later. >Gamertag is LEETopf btw but i haven't been on in a while. Thinking about going on today sometime.

@Kite: > The mode with no campers, would be the one where you have to go get the dog tags from your kill :P > > So at least 1 game mode will be camper free, and will be the mode I play most. There will always be campers. People sometimes just want kills, and think about it.. you get a good spot where you can overlook all the people running to collect dogtags and you could rack up a nice K/D which is all that anyone seems to care about anyway. And lol about the 4+ packs.. It's still all reused crap, so it isn't even worth the $30 even if it is cheaper than normal.

Incorrect! I guess someone who will post in another few months. LolJK i guess someone was looking down at the most recent replies threads.

@A‬aron: > I can't express enough how much I love this game and I think everyone should play this in their lifetime! > > You say this as if there are people who haven't played this game. > ^_^

@renzo: > ps > WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME! You're always trying to force him into things, and he's just not ready!

@Robin: > à ² _à ² What's worse is her name is lolli! Would be better if it was loli. That was the name of the little girl that pedobear would call on his phone or something wasn't it? IDK, my memory is kind of leaving me in my old age… of 14.