Guest Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 What are some stupid advertisements you've seen?On a letter opener:-Caution! Contents are extremely sharp and should be handled with care.-Safety Goggles recommended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 on a korean knife:caution, keep out of children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 On a shovel:Caution! Not for microwave usage!On toilet bowl cleaner:Please recognize that drinking water from the toilet is not recommended. Although though it is not harmful for children or pets, regular consumption of water from the bowl may be dangerous.Koolaid Brand Strawberry Tea(on the ingredients)Contains no fruit or tea.Back problems?Call this number and listen to 24 hr. recorded message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 on a screw driver:"caution, do not insert into penis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 If you're looking for good ones, check the back page of every consumer reports magazine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 on a chain saw:"Caution, do not try to stop blade with hands" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 On a chainsaw:Special deal! Only $29.99.(Does not include blade) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 "dehydrated water: just add water" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg1423 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 ^ I wonder what's in the can….on the back of a "specially marked" frito's package:"Purchase not necessary, see inside for details." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 on the bottom of a cake box:"Warning, do not turn cake upside-down" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Korean Christmas lights"for indoor or outdoor use only"and ofc this onehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-nhfQtwWSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder-Bunny Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Those aren't advertisements, they're warnings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenton Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 For more information on opening this box securely, please read page 2 of the instruction booklet inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Cheaper than less expensive brands!2 lbs more than 14 lb bags! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenton Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gwen Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 I love this warning that came with my laptop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetblack Angel Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Pretty much everything DFA posted was a stupid advertisement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vrage Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 This was stupid, I happened to read it while I was driving across a highway:Warning. People ahead.Thats just wierd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 were you down near the mexican border? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vrage Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 i've never been there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Those signs are all over the freeway in the southern part of california… Its funny there is one section that is like 30 miles from the border that has those signs along with a check point that i have never seen them use... they always just let you through.Family snorkling is a no no!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 @Gwen:> Those signs are all over the freeway in the southern part of california… Its funny there is one section that is like 30 miles from the border that has those signs along with a check point that i have never seen them use... they always just let you through.its because you probably got a US license plate… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 yeah… but how do they know im not a cyotee!Ive never seen them stop anyone really.... Do you know what im talking about HM... its near oceanside next to the nuclear boobies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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