guildahrena Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reguba Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Chuck Norris will never "Leggo your Eggo"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inunah Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 If by some chance Chuck Norris fought himself, he would win. Forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monowolf00 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Chuck Norris' mom never loved him….. :sad:Lol but seriouslyChuck Norris could shoot a man then roundhouse kick him twice before the bullet hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 check this out when i searched google for divide by zero ^^http://www.bazaarblog.com/2008/04/01/chuck-norris-to-speak-at-bazaaarvoice-social-commerce-summit/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENIGMAX Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 chuck norris was beat down by 2 Catholic school girls and brushed it off as a good sexual acounter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reguba Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Chuck Norris does not fish with a rod or a net… not even his hands! The fish simply jump into his boat. (My bet is they are afraid of a RHK to the face.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 The Earth rotates because of Chuck Norris' round house kicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 there is no such thing as gravity, just the force of chuck norris' will so he can round house kick you off his planet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Chuck Norris can impregnate a woman by snapping his fingers and pointing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Chuck Norris CAN impregnate a man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inunah Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loelin Posted August 23, 2008 Author Share Posted August 23, 2008 Chuck Norris likes his facts starting out with his name, IF he didn't….... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Chuck Norris does not have Internet Access. He has all of the internet stored in memory and when he wants to refresh a site, he blinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loelin Posted August 23, 2008 Author Share Posted August 23, 2008 Chuck Norris likes Anarchies, because he can roundhouse kick as much as he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Chuck Norris never has to ask "Whose your daddy?" because he already knows the answer to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reguba Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Chuck Norris IS number 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrNova Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Chuck Norris doesnt wear protection. He IS protection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't need answers… he already knows them XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Chuck Norris only has 2 speeds, walk and kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janpk Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Chuck Norris kicks children form the saddle and smells on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janpk Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Chuck Norris takes pi by 3 and his calculation fits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENIGMAX Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Chuck Norris is really the "grandfather" of the matrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monowolf00 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 chuck norris IS GOING TO KILL ME BECAUSE HIS NAME IS NOT CAPITALIZED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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