Homicidal Monkey Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 The Oracle ^: The Great Deku Tree said to go to Saria's House with a condom equipped. Maybe we should take his adviceZetta Monkey but the condom is locked away in Ganon's towerGwen :icon_nif:The Oracle says oh shi–!Zetta Monkey GRAB YOUR SWORDS! lets go! *drags oracle and gwen towards ganon's tower*The Oracle i know! get the deku leaf and blow ganon!Tylian! Where the door to the tower is sealed by magic, you must quest forward to collect the 6 magical pills in order to venture forward into the tower!Zetta Monkey you can do that -_-Tylian! @Hm: SqualalaThe Oracle ill go to my dealer and get the pills for 1000 rupees.The Oracle ok i got the pills. lets get to the toweroh shit. my wallet only can carry 100 rupees!Zetta Monkey We could trade Gwen for the pills - she is a quest item amiright?The Oracle /agreeThe Oracle ok i got the pills. lets get to the towerThe Oracle you got the ocarina, right HM?Zetta Monkey OH SHIT! where do I get that? *looks up at gameFAQs*The Oracle wtf zelda's supposed to give that to you after the first dungeon. next time, speed run properly. go back in time and get it!Gwen I think you guys traded me too early. You forgot about my secret quest ability.Zetta Monkey *hooks a jet onto the horse*We gotta get this thing up to 80 mph…*configures flux capacitor *Zetta Monkey yeah, we're gonna ride our time horse back in time, get you back, then trade you (again) for the ocarinaThe Oracle shut up gwen *slaps*ok cool (and also the pills)Zetta Monkey ok, going back 10 posts!Gwen I refuse to fullfill my quest obligation now oracle… good luck getting the ocarina now!The Oracle its okay gwen. that never happened. we're back in time. wow. things look JUST like they did 10 mins ago! [X]Zetta Monkey look in the shout history - you were never traded. XDThe Oracle and i never slapped you!Gwen lolZetta Monkey actually, thats still there. Srsly, look in the shout history.The Oracle but we went back in time so it doesnt count XDGwen that was pretty good HM XDZetta Monkey : lolso we get the ocarina?The Oracle DO DO DO DOOOOO!you got an ocarina!Gwen I suppose i'll help you out. I do have a quest duty to preformZetta Monkey yeah, I erased the part of history where gwen was traded but kept the fact that oracle has the pills. btw, the time-horse broke because it caught on fire. <_<The Oracle oh shit. i gotta go buy some pants. *presses start* paused till i return!Zetta Monkey <_< great, were locked in futex_wait mode…Zetta Monkey I guess someone was too busy blowing himself <_< xelander What the duck are you guys doing? [X]Zetta Monkey RPing… however we're waiting for Oracle to stop bjing himself and get pants on <_<Gwen LMAO!Zetta Monkeydoes link even wear pants?–--------------------------------------------------------------------------a lot of question spam (cut out)----------------------------------------------------------------------------Gwennoooo… the rp combo is being over run!Zetta Monkey *hits start button*Server: Oracle was dropped from the matrixZetta Monkey OK, so we have the mastersword yet amiright? Plz tell me that Oracle didn't have the master sword…zonova hiii guyszonova sees mastersword sticking out of thse ground*Gwen well i sure dont have it… all i have is the power braceletzonova *picks up mastersowrd twirling it around, then hands to ZMZetta Monkey All I have is the longbow…Zetta Monkey Grabs sword and drops it.My level isn't high enough <_< [X]zonova XD*picks up sword and runs after oracleGwenwhen did tingle show up?Zetta Monkey you cannot find *oracle since he was dropped from the server*Zetta Monkeyzonova = tingle [X]Zetta MonkeyI thought only Oracle chose the class "Warrior"…Zetta Monkey Gwen obviously chose monk since she has the powerbracelets…I think I chose ranger -Gwen I think this quest is borked… first our warrior has to auto... then tingle shows up and takes the master sword.we are doomedZetta Monkey yeah, there is no way that tingle can effectively wield the mastersword because of his low STR stat.Gwen looking for warrior class for dungeon runZetta Monkey anyone could equip the mastersword, we just need someone with high STR… I think we might be able to pull it off with a Thief/NinjaGwen You guys are a bunch of nubs!!! im better off soloing my quest by myself… im out of here!im off to lunch... Hm you still have permission to trade me for the ocreana if you can make it that far.Zetta Monkey meh, *hits save*we'll finish this once everyone returns <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeross Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Epic WinRegards, Xeross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 Oracle had to go put pants on <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Epic win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oracle Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 @Zetta:> Oracle had to go put pants on <_<i had to go BUY some pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruins of Hell Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Lol ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oracle Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 dont play with my feelings HM. thats taco god color. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 haha dont feel bad oracle… im not taco god anymore either.such is the price of power :sad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keebler Elf Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 wow i wish i had been on for that rp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oracle Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 yeah, but i got flat out kicked out. you got promoted. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saadhamza Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 how come im tingle >.> actually i really like that name… whos tingle? is he someone in link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Yes he's in the zelda lore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saadhamza Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 you guys made me that chubby little speedo wearing elf!!!!! wtf guys!!! >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oracle Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 @zonova:> you guys made me that chubby little speedo wearing elf!!!!! wtf guys!!! >.>thats tingle. dont you EVER play LoZ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Wow nice,Oracle got distracted while buying pants XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saadhamza Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 i havent played zelda in a while… i love the one with the time flute thingy XD i forgot the name of it >.> oh yea, ocarina of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 I lol'd @ Oracle's pants.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oracle Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 well, be thankful i have pants to wear now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 I liked you more without them :cry:.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oracle Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 i had shorts on before, just i didnt own any pants XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Part 2 coming soon… just have to reformat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Its alot more random, and disorganized, and random. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Ok here is todays installment of the shoutbox RPI dont have time to invert it so read from the bottom of my post up.*****************************************************************************Zetta Monkey says: But I activate my trap card ♥♠DDunit - Kuro♦♣ says: Gwen says: What a jype… i only got 500 ruples from that The Oracle says: lol HM. we should each get 40 yu gi oh cards and have a giant duel XD♥♠DDunit - Kuro♦♣ says: The Oracle says: i was just about to play shoop da whoop too .:Ev1ltyphoon:. says: No-one stand a chance against my ultimate card!! GOO BLUE EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON!: The Oracle says: pwnt, hm Zetta Monkey says: Good game sir. Gwen says: i didnt know we needed magic cards on this quest… i left mine in the bank The Oracle says: then i play Zetta Monkey says: I counter with Communism!The Oracle says: but bush is no longer president. Zetta Monkey says: I summon GEORGE BUSH In Quagmire mode! Mountain says: Hi The Oracle says: The Oracle says: stop right there! my witches secret card negates the effect of all spell cards! Zetta Monkey says: Zetta Monkey says: I play monster reborn! Gwen says: I forgot to turn off bot messages… anyone else receiving annoying messages in the chat window? The Oracle says: i came all over you, and you died Zetta Monkey says: XD ♥♠DDunit - Kuro♦♣ says: Oracle, you haven't beaten me ;D The Oracle says: *stunned* Koovo says: Movin' my hips, like 'yeah.' Zetta Monkey says: DONE! The Oracle says: *regains conciousness* Bone says: It's hammertime! Gwen says: Quick hm nows your chance!!!! mute him! or i also read if he's name is changed he cant regenerate Zetta Monkey says: ironically firefox crashed once I posted that. Im back since it rebooted The Oracle says: shes not naked. =/ *is distracted* Gwen says: I summon instant showerok im back in the fight The Oracle says: you can't. your hard drive has been corrupted. my semen is programmed to kill everything except me Zetta Monkey says: I got it! Hovers over BAN button Gwen says: Arrrrrrr its sticky and smells bad! The Oracle says: i already beat you all. you are all unable to move. you have beenCREAMPIED ♥♠DDunit - Kuro♦♣ says: ACtually, I beat him.Total Assault style Zetta Monkey says: dont worry, I have ddos and ip list. I can godmod The Oracle says: aargh, i use my secret move, creampie Gwen says: we have to get him to auto!!! thats the only way we'll beat him ♥♠DDunit - Kuro♦♣ says: Oracle, sorry to tell you.. but you lost.I joined Gwen's team Zetta Monkey says: Oh shit, Oracle became the hidden boss! The Oracle says: hahaha i already won cause i beat GANON, marsh, and ganon Gwen says: Oracle i thought we were on the same team! Zetta Monkey says: *2 turns remaining*I think we should have leveled up moar. Zetta Monkey says: Zetta Monkey says: I accidentally the game 0_0 The Oracle says: you all lost the game. -1 life Bone says: I'm out, see you guys Gwen says: my armor of seduction has been damaged Zetta Monkey says: oh shit, renzo regenerated… Bone says: *Renzo attacks**Bone is dealt over 9000 damage**Bone collapses*Aw I'm back at the hylian field The Oracle says: further dissection of gwen: Zetta Monkey says: Bone says: HM is wearing my shirt as pants Gwen says: You know there are a lot of newbies on this server… they are probably freaking out seeing end bosses this early in the game. Zetta Monkey says: im not wearing pants 0_0 Bone says: How many turns left? Bone says: My pants don't have buttons Gwen says: ok just making sure. Zetta Monkey says: He keeps his wallet strapped to the inside of his leg Gwen says: why did you unbutton your pants when you said that o_O Zetta Monkey says: I summon LOLI w/Gun Bone says: Here gwen I have the world in my palm just jump in* Bone says: *Hyperbeam deals 20 damage* + 2 knockback Gwen says: My only chance is to grow older…. but that potion is on the other continent Zetta Monkey says: Gwen uses hyperbeam Bone says: I'll start charing my lazerz Godlord says: *hyper beam* Zetta Monkey says: *you have 3 turns to defeat renzo*yup, we're ducked Bone says: Renzo steals 1 package from : Oracle Bone says: NOOO! Oracle!!! Renzo has spotted prey Zetta Monkey says: Im in gnome terminal actually Gwen says: OH god… where is the power button! The Oracle says: *fap fap fap* The Oracle says: there's an app for that Zetta Monkey says: *Gwen fuses with etna* Gwen says: Im playing on my iphone The Oracle says: uh no. n64 Zetta Monkey says: I thought we were on a SNES Gwen says: OH GOD my etna is doomed from the wild renzo The Oracle says: uh the game is over *powers the n64 off*[waits for game over pic] Bone says: *A wild Renzo appears* Zetta Monkey says: I have a proton pack! *Tosses it to Gwen Gwen says: cool HM i got etna!I summon etna Zetta Monkey says: Shoop is confused Bone says: Wheres his shirt? The Oracle says: too late marsh died Zetta Monkey says: I SUMMON LAHARL The Oracle says: oh i got one! *equips*kills marsh. sorry marsh. your post count is now 0.marsh: NOOOOOO Bone says: But its in my stomach Bone says: Um I do Gwen says: I watched these guys battle marsh earlier… anyone got a protron pack? The Oracle says: it works on marsh. bone just forgot about it. quick, before shoop da woop kills us! Bone says: Only mike sandy can help us now :( Zetta Monkey says: it doesn't work on Marsh The Oracle says: bone, just use your 1 hit ko mask! Zetta Monkey says: now we're screwed Zetta Monkey says: FORUM-SHOOP ENTERS THE BATTLE Bone says: Run for the hills? The Oracle says: we're doomed Bone says: I dun believe it The Oracle says: HOLY SHIT! Zetta Monkey says: ITS ABOUT 9000! Gwen says: Marsh has changed to his second form The Oracle says: V A > V A >(song of time) Bone says: What does the scouter say about Marshes power level? Bone says: He's not dead Bone says: omg hes charging his lazerszzz The Oracle says: woot! we killed marsh! we just have to make sure he doesnt use a combo breaker on us until this is over! Zetta Monkey says: <_< wrong song Oracle Zetta Monkey says: 0____0*Marsh starts to charge his lazers* Gwen says: *om nom nom nom*Hey eating marsh transformed me The Oracle says: < ^ > < ^ >(plays zeldas lullaby) The Oracle says: that works too. as long as marsh doesnt use his c-c-combo breaker and kill us all and also wipe our save game cartridge! Zetta Monkey says: Who has the ocarina! Start playing the song of time Gwen says: ive never been on this level… what do we have to do? Bone says: *Uses timestop mask* Zetta Monkey says: *Chucks Gwen at Marsh*START EATIN! The Oracle says: WE ONLY HAVE THIRTY SECONDS LEFT!!!!!!!!!!111111111111oneoneoneleveln! Bone says: *Gives Gwen skill learning mask* The Oracle says: hurry! marsh is posting! Gwen says: o_O i dont remember learning that skill The Oracle says: use the motherfucking countdown combo!cout << "10!" << endl; Bone says: I summon some dudes Zetta Monkey says: @Gwen: We can still use you as a projectile Zetta Monkey says: I know! Oh shitz Gwen says: im out of manna Bone says: HES HUGE The Oracle says: 10! Zetta Monkey says: lol im back, the game was loading the next level <_< Bone says: no hacks plz Zetta Monkey says: *Marsh appears* The Oracle says: come on guys, help with the countdown combo before marsh uses his ultimate move, the c-c-combo breaker Bone says: Hm isn't back its paused Gwen says: oracle… try u, u, d, d, l, r, l, r b, a, select, start Godlord says: It's fixed noaw. The Oracle says: *unpaused* Bone says: PAUSED The Oracle says: 10! Godlord says: Gwen says: Hm… did gamefaqs tell you what to do? Bone says: *Presses start* The Oracle says: we all need to work together to beat marsh! we need to use our ultimate move: the countdown combo without marsh using his c-c-combo breaker! Godlord says:  Zetta Monkey says: brb with pic Bone says: RTE9s incoming!!!! Bone says: wtfbbq Godlord says: *opens ARM7-debugger*OMFG, INFINITE LOOP APPROACHING! Bone says: We need your skillz The Oracle says: Obama, gwen, bone, and HM successfully seal up GANON. he is not be brought down again*ground starts to rumble*Link: uh ohMarsh appearsMarsh: It was not ganon. it was I, marsh!Link: Gwen says: why did i rejoin this party? Zetta Monkey says: *Gannon blocks* Bone says: I think there is a virus in the matrix Zetta Monkey says: ok, gaiz, wtf is happening*Opens GameFAQs* Bone says: Obamamama will get the job done! Godlord says: *VOLT TACKLE* Zetta Monkey says: *Gannon's tower transforms into Habbo Hotel* The Oracle says: i need you four, the sages, to seal ganon in the dark realm. if pikachu doesnt do his thunderbolt soon, we'll never get it done! Gwen says: hey gais…. im backZetta Monkey says: Bone says:  Bone says: But…but...but we need blackup! Zetta Monkey says: *Summons Dark Magician in attack mode* The Oracle says: PIKACHU, HM, BONE, ZELDA! NOW!*i stab him on the tail and hes weakened* Bone says: omg Zetta Monkey says: Bone says: zora homies!!! The Oracle says: ganon pulls out his sword and says: "You wanna know how i got these scars? well my father was a mean man. and i would never smile. so he put these blades in my mouth and would say "WHY SO SERIOUS" and cut me."Link: *link stabs ganon in the back**ganon turns into his beast form (GANON)* Bone says: *bone dials up homies*POSSE UP Zetta Monkey says: *Ganon does some bad-ass shit with two cell-shaded swords* Godlord says: *thunderbolt NOAW* Bone says: *Bone puts on black mask* Bone says: *Gives oracle tylenol mask* Zetta Monkey says: *ties godlord to an arrow**fires godlord at gannon*GO PIKACHU! Bone says: duck heres some tylenol The Oracle says: navi distracts link by saying "hey listen! hey listen! i cant help u cause im a dumbshit and ganon is dark and im light!" so i fall Bone says: Haha stim pack Zetta Monkey says: *Gannon injects steroids* OH YEAH!(wait, that Starcraft…) Bone says: You don't run, you fly. Redbull gives you wings man The Oracle says: Link: (rage) draws out sword. runs at ganon triple speed cause of redbull Zetta Monkey says: yeah, you can reenter as that imp-chick from Twilight Princess Godlord says: *uses quick attack on Gwen* Bone says: We only traded your hair gwen no worries The Oracle says: Ganon: So i herd u want to duck sariaLink:  Zetta Monkey says: lol redbull doubles Oracle's attack Gwen says: wait what… you already traded me?that was an uneventful quest Zetta Monkey says: ok, lets head back Bone says: Here oracle have some redbull The Oracle says: plays ocarina to open the door and gets the boss key**opens ganon's door* Bone says: I got the condoms The Oracle says: *runs up the stairs**is tired* The Oracle says: *enters castle* Gwen says: Zetta remember im a quest item… you need to trade me for the ocarina Zetta Monkey says: you got the condom? The Oracle says: ok. gwen's gone. lets go to ganon's castle. Zetta Monkey says: *Oracle's attack went down a level* Bone says: GOt it Zetta Monkey says: no, we loaded savestate. We already did that so we're somewhere in hyrulian field Godlord says: *growls* The Oracle says: ok, we're at the center of the dungeon. gwen, get over here The Oracle says: we just need to do one last dungeon, to get the pills. then we trade gwen to my dealer to get the pills. then we go to ganon's, get the condoms, and then go to saria's Zetta Monkey says: lol, lets go to gannons tower, we have the ocarina and pills amiright? Zetta Monkey says: ok, shall we do the first dungeon? Godlord says: Zetta Monkey says: protip: lets NOT bring Godlord along when we go to the metal mine… The Oracle says: *runs out of dungeon* Zetta Monkey says: *Godlord used thundershock*Bone took 5 dmg The Oracle says: pikachu, no! Zetta Monkey says: *Gwen rejoins the server* The Oracle says: once you get all 20, which you did, they'll give you a heart container Bone says: YUS Godlord says: Zetta Monkey says: *takes hawkeye mask from bone* The Oracle says: ok cool.DO DO DO DOOOO!bone got a heart container! Bone says: What do I do with this fairy that came to me? Gwen says: sorry guys… i had a major lag spike Bone says: *Puts on great fairy mask* The Oracle says: they'll lead you to a heart container Zetta Monkey says: wait, does Gwen still have the ocarina? Bone says: Milk plox The Oracle says: use your great fairy mask, bone. we need to find all of the stray fairies in the building! Zetta Monkey says: here have some crack I mean magic powder Bone says: I need hearts Zetta Monkey says: are they dead yet*requests status check* The Oracle says: oh they're dead.DO DO DO DO!!!!i got a piece of heart Bone says: braaaaatt Bone says: BOOMBOOMBOOM Zetta Monkey says: *Bone became black*~yo niggaz Bone says: BOOMBOOMBOOM Bone says: BOOMBOOMBOOM Zetta Monkey says: *equips bombs and bow*fires bomb arrow into crowd Bone says: *Puts on blask mask* The Oracle says: duck you hm! that hit my foot! -1 heart Zetta Monkey says: actually, I close my eyes first before firing Zetta Monkey says: ok, I fire an arrow into the mob Bone says: Its time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel Zetta Monkey says: I use my elf-eyes to observe the enemies The Oracle says: shut up HM! help me kill these dark knights and moblins! Godlord says: Is somebody running an ARM7 debugger? In case I made a bug in my Pokémod. Zetta Monkey says:Quoteknows: thundershock, quick attack, growl, and swiftThe Oracle says: *picks up master sword**camera zooms in on my eyes*time to pwn some moblins The Oracle says: ok the game starts NOW Zetta Monkey says: so you say there is a shit load of enemies ? The Oracle says: i think he should get quick attack instead of growl. all stat boosting moves suck balls Zetta Monkey says: look at the list, its there. Bone says: Here you can wear my shirt Godlord says: The Legend of Zelda Pikachu ftw. Zetta Monkey says: <_< actually I need pants too…. meh that can wait. Bone says: Okay back The Oracle says: what about quick attack? Zetta Monkey says: ok, Godlord is lvl 20 pikachu: knows: thundershock, quick attack, growl, and swift The Oracle says: well, at least you dont need to BUY pants Bone says: Brb I need pants Zetta Monkey says: what class did you pick, I think Gwen picked monk The Oracle says: *walks over to the pedestal**lots of enemies come out*HM, Bone! i need some backup!*places a bomb* Bone says: :pGodlord says: Done, just added Pikachu. I'm Pikachu ;D. Bone says: Alright cool The Oracle says: oh there's the master sword. its in that pedestal Zetta Monkey says: I have: a longbow, magic powder, bombs, raft, and ladder. The Oracle says: oh shit thats just a replica. bone, you can be the mask guy from majora's mask. you can turn into a deku, goron, zora, and have lots of pointless and cool other masks (like a mask that blows stuff up, makes you happy, etc.) Bone says: Big pockets The Oracle says: oh yeah. the master sword is in my pocket. *takes out* Bone says: Whatever is fine The Oracle says: ok. i have: master sword (gotta find it first), gigaton hammer, deku nuts (lol), bombs, bombchus, and the three spells Zetta Monkey says: unless you wanna be some random goron Godlord says: I iz in your catridge twiddling your bits. Zetta Monkey says: wait, the only reason we saved was because you had the master sword <_< Bone says: And I'm a horse? The Oracle says: HM, you'll be combat expert (master sword, gigaton hammer, bombs, etc.) unless you want to switch Zetta Monkey says: No I am, you got the master sword <_< Bone says: Okay… The Oracle says: im the ranged expert. (boomerang, hookshot, bow and arrow, light arrows, fire arrows, ice arrows, slingshot, etc.) Zetta Monkey says: or bone could be epona - we lost the last horse Bone says: Okay… The Oracle says: woot. me, gwen, and HM are on. HM, you got the save game cartridge, right? bone, you can be navi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 20, 2009 Author Share Posted August 20, 2009 too epic *melts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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