Funny t-shirt

[PotHead Zach]

So I am getting my friend a custom designed t-shirt for his birthday, and I want it to be funny as hell.  Any suggestions?
[Don't quote a shirt you have already seen, use your imagination]

I was going to get him a shirt that says 'Highway 420', but his mom is strict as hell… so subtle stoner jokes would be perfect because we are like the stoner rulers of the school. [/ego]

[MrHappySmore]

I went to Burger King one day and I was order '410'! ;p

[lollicat]

"Life is like a teenage d.ick; sometimes it gets hard for no reason."

Now, I know that this is not subtle, but you could always sneak it to him. xP

[demon xxx x]

Get him a green shirt and quote some verse from the bible, but make sure it says 4:20, and the back has to have a huge ; ) face on it.

[PotHead Zach]

Those are pretty good :D

@Mighty:

> Get him a green shirt and quote some verse from the bible, but make sure it says 4:20, and the back has to have a huge ; ) face on it.

But I would rather not contribute to the idea that stoners are against Christianity, as I don't see one contradicting the other; unlike some people who assume such :S

[Drummerpete]

If you are easily offended; duck Off.

I LIKE POT.

DUCK YOU MUM, I CAN BE A STONER IF I WANT.

[defendersdef]

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| SHOOP DA WOOP! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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And on the back.