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Wasn't sure what category to put GMOD in. www.garrysmod.com

What was this thread about again? Oh BTW, Steam>MSN>AIM>everything else Hmmm…on second though, make that Eclipse>Steam>MSN>AIM>everything else

iPhone port anyone? Sounds like you guys have a good coding team, making it into an iPhone app should be easy. Not only will you get a steady income of cash from the iTards, but Eclipse will get quite a bit of recognition.

Pendulum - Propane Nightmares [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZBQMJlVXyc](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZBQMJlVXyc)

Why get a laptop? They're just about disposable. Take my advice, get a desktop. Especially from CostCoâ„¢. I got my $1500 Vista machine for $1200 because it was a display model and I didn't want the printer. I suppose if you need a laptop, it helps to get one from there, too. The display models are always cheaper, so you can really get your money's worth. You stop noticing the fingerprints everywhere after a few months.

Prepare yourselves, eclipse forums. What I am about to unveil will change the face of threads like these forever. There's an easier way to find funny quotes…much easier. BEHOLD! THE POWER OF THE FREE ONLINE JAPANESE TRANSLATOR! Just think of a random quote from a movie, game, book, or think up one yourself. Example: "In soviet russia, monkey spanks you." Pump that into an English-Japanese translator, copy the Japanese text, and put it into a Japanese-English translator. Test Result: "In the Soviet Russia, as for the monkey it strikes with the open hand." Other examples: Rick Roll Original: Never [going to] give you up, never [going to] let you down, never [going to] run around and…desert you! Rick Roll Engrish: Never going, never going, it permits the fact that you abandon, runs around, throwing away never it goes Choppa Original: Run! Get to the [helicopter]! Choppa Engrish: Operation! Profit do to the helicopter! Obama Inauguration Original: If there is anyone out there who still doubts that in America, all things are possible… Obama Inauguration Engrish: There anyone who still all things possible America, if it doubts Instant lulz. As a coup de grace, I've Engrish-ified the OP's post...here it goes: "Because large number wants the purpose of this thread as you in every post, it is to generate the ton of quotation of strange food where it adds. I begin" WHOA...Nothing like the OP!

Hello, I'm making several crafting professions for my game-which is completely classified at this point-and I've managed to find substitutes for all of them except a few things. I need a few crucifix-type items, as well as a few plant / herb / berry type items. Anyone have some, or know where I can get any? Thanks.

Hello forums, I downloaded Eclipse a while ago (Total Eclipse Final, I believe. The un-buggy, but old one) and it works like a dream. I only have a few problems with it so far, and most of those are my own fault. 1\. Arenas. For some reason, I can't get an Arena to work after my thirtieth map, and I'm up to about 50 now. With this in hand, I can only have one working arena. Is there any way I can get Arenas past thirty? Or some way to switch the numbers on maps? 2\. NPCs. As far as I've noticed, the NPCs don't interact with each other at all. Please, correct me if I'm wrong, because maybe I'm dumb enough I haven't figured it out yet. What I've been trying to do is get the guards of a town to battle a constant stream of enemies, like in WoW. So far…the guards have attacked _me_ while I've been setting it up. Also, NPCs only seem to have melee attacks. Again, I might have overlooked it having only had Eclipse for a few weeks, but I'd like some way to make mage or wizard NPCs. 3\. Static Map size. The standard map size for TE seems tiny. I know it's out of the question to make it one big map, but is there any way to increase the size of a particular map? Add another five rows, ect. Any way to deal with this? 4\. Static Spell system. I read about someone scripting other kinds of spells on this forum, but as far as I can tell, the only real damage spell is "Death (Sub HP)". There's no mechanic for a damage-over-time (DoT) spell, no casting time system, no trigger spells (if "x" takes damage in the next "y" seconds, do "z"), and no teleport spells (Except for admins…what I mean is simply teleporting to a city or major grind area.). Adding one or two of these would be like adding a whole new dimension to the spell system. In TE, spells are almost all alike. The AoE component is great, though. There's my (constructive) rant. If anyone knows a solution or loophole to these, do tell. Thanks.