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  1. Well I was thinking of coming back to chit chat with everyone, but a lot of the people I remember don't seem to be around. So, goodbye again.
  2. Marsh got shoes while he went away from your mom, from you plowing the front of Canadia. Then, he banned you for double posting about me, which caused a huge scandal between pokemon and yugioh because your father accidentally killed a hippopotamus with a toothbrush. Meanwhile, fireflies weren't real because Eclipse won the fight between various lepers whose pants died. Cancer, unable to sustain proper dehydration, began drooling all over a picture of Ninja-Tech who died because of a giant ape god. Kreator stopped pixel art, and the world ended! This topic is never ending. Meanwhile, Renzo was returning to Eclipse, and screamed "I AM BACK!" But, Mars was inhabited by squares that rofled over their PedoBear overlords, who always raped mathematics with poor long division. Renzo saw this and decided to call Marsh up and demand Millions. Blueberry tart tastes like poop because Emblem thinks the cats' pants did something illegal, like losing the game - again. Meanwhile Kreator was merrily skipping school when Sasuke started staring Renzo on a giant giraffe emperor while Kreator was riding tornadoes in Mexico's taco land. This angered Ambard, who began a war with non-existent chilidogs. When epic flying chimps chowed on the head of Renzo the PedoBear, children everywhere were crying for chilidogs. DrNova exploded by eating a Lesser-Triumphalism, when Buddha appeared in disguise as Chakkra! This astonished Hippoman when he flew out of Bangladesh in white undergarments, frying pancakes. Then Rick Astley smacked Zelcon in the face for rick-rolling. Your mom carefully determined what the meaning of 42 is, as pie flew through the air. Then the Asian (Japez) exploded all over the flying pie after Mesmero got up. Not only mass-murdering Gwens worldwide spread hate and deadly sulfuric kitties. Then a mesmerizing Pez-dispensing mass-murdering undeniable unforeseeable chocolate bunny raped Renzo; who laughed because he was getting pwned by your hair. Meanwhile, (Panda)'s morphed Chihuahua kitten danced on Gwen while she Bangladeshi (panda)'s mother's nostrils. Now Renzo can finally forget how he was raped. Unable to explode, the jealous Renzo slapped Britney Spears with his whatchamacallit. Britney killed 'her' cat so she could win another Canadian guy's marijuana! Homer Simpson explored Renzo's long green spaceship-looking chihuahua while eating blue-ish meatloaf monster. Renzo's zipper flew down. Up stretched the enormous escalating robotic kitten-flavored escalator killing Renzo who died but didnt die. He groped Anna's fluorescent pink light bulbs. Soljah lost all his sighting-glass filled by maids who only eat Thursdays. Twelve pipers played 13 maids at the milking glass. After Bangladeshi The Banana Republic, which just flew past the pie-shoppe. This love-tacular mating-call cellphone-chomping badger who molested you while making renzo's Popsicles drip, but raped not only renzo, but also Hippoman. Marsh blew his load of tacos right into a stand of poo! While a cow poofter on Waffle, while being flown in by air force one WHILE Waffle ate waffles vehemently while staring at gwen admiring waffles that stared vigorously towards eggs. Then while a flying Batman-eating goose typed many unpredictable novels expressing unto Renzo about pineapples endangering many small species of mordor including marsh with malaria and several STDs. This caused my mesmerising glasses to explode spontaneously into oblivion where god didn't exist and Lucifer ruled nothing. Spaghetti was unable to ban Maxac unfortunately because KrauftRolls were the best at everything. Suddenly Brick-Wall man krauftrolled Super high pants man pwning the ultimate wrestler boxer fisherman named Duck Chorris. Who would have guessed that Brick-wall man could eat fifty-five hundred and a half tacos while climbing mt. everest. Yorty continuously sniffed ice on the shore when suddenly a very omnipotent marshmallow melted into the very thing that Hippoman dreaded which was kreator's left leg. Pedobear blew up in a photo-shoot with Conan O'neil yesterday while KrauftRolling. Krauftrolling expanded to Google Earthâ„¢ which caused the space time BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOM again. Whoever thought that AkselJ was cool, temperture-wise was annoying and needs many animal crackers. Global penguin space velociraptors necroposted handicapped Dr. Novas when never did the little peanut think that running away was pancake. A Mexican ROFLOLMAOed on top of your house and sang the Ger into a cone of french fries. Instead you wanted a cheese burger, covered in chocolate chip biscuits. Inexorably my tail bone was annexed by the sulfuric acid chambermen. Meanwhile, AkselJ won in "Guess the person that's gonna post below you game" and Hippoman was eating his head. Renzo blew into a box where AkselJ lived as a hobo eating green "That". Evil Cancer ridden zombies flew past the steamy swampy marsh who spammed evil smileys named Hippoman. "Cool!" Said Hippoman as she I mean he just kidding I do mean she but really AkselJ is so gay because he rhymes with gay. Haha, I gotta stop jokin' AkselJ is not gay. We all know he is. NOT! oh wait I lied, he is gay. Wait, I did not. He is not gay. And Hippoman should stop saying so. then we agree, as Allah really is Alpha just misspelled. Hippoman lol'd because of naked llamas who wore many hard-hats flew through the cave of death. ZelconGames screwed up 3.0, by resealing the Java windows of jelly marshmallows. Then suddenly Mirror Force appeared, combined with Solemn Judgement, but he had Counter Counter prepared, and Macro Cosmos was on too! Then he activated Dimensional Prison, but his enemy had a Return from the Different Dimension… WOOSH! Chaos Sorcerer back on the field, being unbanned for a few months now, he kicks the opponent's life points to zero, gets the SUPARCARDGAMEPOWA. and then Homo Erectus came in, saying that it now was time to D-D-D...DDDDDDDUEL again! Chicken imploded with subtlety as Tiggilyboo anagrammatically anagrammed tome of Yorty as Hippoman got the 600th post. I am so important that Yorty blew orange chewing gum all over Marsh before he spammed so much Bill Gates died. Mcnugget (patrick), dismayed mcnuggets while eating shoes and blowing up. Fleshlightman was stupid that day so he fapped a lot that DNA Virus started a new topic. Mcnugget also said roflmao when Hippoman went to sleep. Therefore, there was pants which mcnugget used to caress himself nightly whilst [THE-KRIS] enjoyed a midnight biscuit whilst watching Boobies All-Night, The Show of midgets saw genitals and shot a load of cannonballs in ballie's face. I shopped at a brothel for pimps and chocolate sauce. McNugget is only supposed to use one new word each post, because he likes Kreator's genitals. Kreator on the other hand, despises biscuits and told McNugget to eat some McCookies, in the hope that he would discover his milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard. 'Cause damn right! its better than yours. And this is a story all about how Bone got his saxophone which he stole from Bobby. Bizarrely enough, whomever is reading this has rabies. X Got horny and died of rabies because she actually didnt and was still horny so she fingered herself to a pic of Gwen since she was bi due to poor health. Soon [B.I.T.C.H] will form, under the moon, during the Homo Erectus ressurection ritual, fed by the dying carcass of Soljah who has a ear fetish. Anyhow, they all settled down at their computers and played Kryce-Online. Though they stopped after about 3 minutes after they saw how shitty it was due to the fact that kreator asshatted it. Mcnugget is the best person in the world. He likes chicken, pie, and mcnuggets. He hates teh letter z and lieks mudkipz. And they all watched the first episode of Eclipse ville (click here to watch) and Renzo is not a pedophile. But in fact a mass rapist, Marsh, was uncertain if Renzo raped his mom. so he brutally murdered him. Thekris seemed very interested in Marsh's wooden spoon, so he licked it. MMMMMM, he said, as the gooey liquid melted on his mouth. Marsh got very erotic over the idea so he went to Toronto. The next day, Azkanan bought a cyber cafe and enjoyed his profits from Eclipsers, then robin strolled on in watching as his chilidog was flapping all over town. Apple was sold to Linux and Microsoft went bankrupt when suddenly a giant (BTW, yours doesn't count unless you include the rest of the story, also, you're only supposed to type one or two words.) DUCK OFF MARSHMELLOW and the GhostBusters appeared! But then Renzo ate them. This caused Soul to explode, destroying Venus. Now that… (I can't believe this is still going... I barely remember helping start this thing, and now BAM!!!! we have destroyed Venus!!!!!!) [Credit me (Xavier Sythe) for bringing it back] …Venus was destroyed, only Mars remained intact; Mars is useless, duck it! Exactly, we shouted as Renzo's oozing pustules collapsed, showering the Earth in stagnant pond scum that reminded pedobear that he was slowly falling from a cliff. Mcnugget was shouting OH SHI... when a meteorite came and destroyed the walking system of eclipse. Everyone cheered. Unfortunately, I remained immobile as the next Eclipse's release date was set back a few months. Only did Lemon Drops flail in the glory hole until I realized (Wolf)'s future was jeopardised by
  3. @Melley: > @Jax: > > > ????? I got a PM for THIS? > > Read the whole thing. I did.
  4. ????? I got a PM for THIS?
  5. OR 4\. He turns out to be an evil genius who created the virus and infiltrates the survivors to try and sabotage them.
  6. @The: > Super m,assive black hoolllleee!!! > > And try attaching steak to a baby, it attracts lions. *plays scribblenauts
  7. @Thorn: > A tip for believable characters: just think of someone you know who is similar to the character you're thinking of personality wise, and use them as a starting point for dialogue and actions. The amount you'll need to exaggerate depends on what kind of personality the person has and what you're aiming for. @Rose: > All fictional stories are written in a non-fiction way of thinking, thats where the realistics come in, add factual ideals to your fictional assessments. I'll keep that in mind. I'll make them as much like me and my friends as possible. PS sorry double post.
  8. @Kusy: > 1) a school teacher - not too strong and not too helpfull. Teached something humanistic like history or something like that. First to freak out and go insane. > > 2) Soldier seems too obvious and overused - policeman maybee. His/her partner was bitten by zombies and he/she was forced to finish him off. Strong personality. > > 3) Small criminal - shoplifter or a burglar. He knows how to shoot and stuff, he swears a lot like "Oh duck what am I doing here? duck - it's just a dream right? Jesus ducking christ" or just "duck!", he blindly follows the others mostly bacause he have serious problems with finding himself in a situation like this - (obviously…) > > 3) Zombie plan kid. A teenager who had a baseball bat under his bed and knows all the good possible resistance spots around his district - little freak even made himself a map. He seriously lacks leadership skills so he's only a usefull helper to the person leading - prefably the policeman/wooman. The fact that he was prepared all along is more frightening than helpfull. > > You can use any of those but only if the storry will end with everybody dying. lol. Oh of course. I hate happy endings. They will all die a horrible death. The last one becomes a science experiment and is taken apart piece by piece while still alive. I will of course be extremely graphic and EVILE.
  9. I'm going to write a short zombie story. What I need, is some tips on making believable characters. I've been thinking about how to create them, but I seem to be having major difficulty. They always don't sound just right.
  10. @The: > Or God on a skateboard, weilding a shotgun as he battles great Cthulhu, whpo is in that game. I recreated that scene. Cthulhu pwned god. I sent in a ninja with a bazooka. Cthulhu died. And there are even nukes in this game! There was a mission where you had to kill some dinosaurs, so I thought "Hey, it would be funny to kill them all with a meteor like in real life" only to find out when you drop a meteor from high up everything is obliterated and you die.
  11. I have obtained a copy of Scribblenauts(yes, 2 days early) so I wanted to do a quick review of it. When you first load up the game, you can interact with the main menu, because it is designed like a level. You can spawn ANYTHING that doesn't violate the rules(except kalamari). In the singleplayer, there are many worlds. Each world has a combination of puzzle and action levels. Puzzle levels have a specific goal in them, which you have to complete to get the starite(which is required to beat the level). In action levels, you just find a way to get the starite, which is available somewhere on the map. The only downside is the difficulty on some levels. The hint they give you for some helps you in absolutely no way. It's best to skip levels like those. Overall, scribblenauts is a very fun game. I would recommend it to anyone with a DS. Really, in what other game can you see a ninja fight a dragon? Or god fight the reaper?
  12. Soul Calibur games are fun if you like fighting. Three is the best on PS2 though.
  13. FFX is fun, but I like 12 more. I've never played a persona/grandia game, but I've heard P4 is the epicness. I do the same thing with my friends games. I borrow them, never return them, they forget I have them, the cycle goes on once again. Thats how I got FF12 limited edition + strategy guide ;)
  14. The PS2 is an epic system, with epic games. It has by far my largest collection, and is my favorite console. Don't have Dark Chronicle though. If you want a cool RPG experience, look into the .hack series of games for the PS2\. They're fun, and very addicting. Look them up on youtube if you need to. Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. Some games don't support 64mb memory cards. Beware.
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