I wish…

[swiftdeathsk]

post a wish (dpesnt neccessarily have to be real, or even your own, just post something ridiculous!), and then make up a random reason why it will never come true, be creative :P

i wish M&Ms had a 5 inch radius, but when they tried making them, a UFO from the planet Jvvjjajwwagka in the kwinkydink galaxy invaded the M&M factory and used a shrink ray to make them smaller than before, in turn creating Mini-M&Ms!