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[Godlord]

**Foreword:** In this forum game, I will post a subject, in which all participators must make up a method to fulfil the subject. Try and be creative and hilarious.

For example, if the subject was- Quicker ways to toast bread, you could reply with something such as the following-
* Hang it on the clothes line and flame-thrower it

**The rules:**

* It must be about the current subject (look for the last subject change, which usually will occur).
* Only the people authorized may change the subject.

**More Examples:**
Ways to say sorry when you damaged somebody's car.

* Sorry about your car, I didn't knew it had a reverse.
* Sorry about your car seat, it was either that or pregnancy.

**Subject Moderators**:

* Kreator
* Godlord

**Current subject**: Corny ways to assassinate somebody.

Suggestions for subjects? Drop me a PM.  ;)

Regards,
  Kreator & Godlord.

- Edited on behalf of Godlord by Kreator :P

[Dark Crusade]

@Godlord:

> **Current subject**: Corny ways to assassinate somebody.

Beat somebody with a giant corncob.

Death by corncob. Fear it.

[Jetblack Angel]

Give them a swirly in Jabba the Hutt's toilet.