Guest Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 THEIR FUNNY.:cry: no one wants to hear them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Refuge Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I should hang around chit chat more often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 is that a yes ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reguba Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Are there puns involved?… I have a thing for puns... (ex: Two fish are in a tank... The first says to the second, you drive, I'll man the guns!)So if you have puns, do share :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrig94 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Knock yourself out. If they're good we'll lol, if not you will be shunned and known as that one eclipse loser noob.But who knows, you could be the next Blanco! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruitpunch Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 go for it! im bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrig94 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Chuck Nortis got his iPod with a real charger, not that USB junk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?"The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive…" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Refuge Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 lol@the cannibals ones.Actually, you should end every post you make in Chit Chat, with a joke.0racle use to end every post he made, with a prediction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 OKAYJoke :I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50\. that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, 'no, the steaks are too high.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reguba Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Thank you Lena, you know the way of the pun! Keep it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Thats a cool idea,Never did see 0racles posts with predictions thoughThe electron one is nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I wish i could think them up,but i can't.Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.Yeah, my nerdness likes the science punJoke:Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 to answer your question:No.but that clowns one is in Fallout 3.War does not decide who is right, only who is left.Warning - while you were typing 2 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 That war one is good too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 its not funny.its true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 lolzzzz.I like the war oneWarning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.You either laugh or cry hippoJoke :A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 @Hippoman:> its not funny.> > its true.Its funny for the fact thats its a pun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Whats so funny?Its not like this is a joke topic or anythingjoke:Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 *sigh*LONLEEEEYYYjoke:A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Stupid lion, bananas cannot speak! said the flower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 how is that one funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 They are weather men.Four castsFORCASTSlike for the weatherCan a piece of antique clothing be uncomfortable? Of corset can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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