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Make up a random story based on the internet!


milkyrules
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Heres one i am gonna make straight up like you guys should!

Make sure you have a great imagination!

Back when the Internet was just invented there was a man Named Jacob

This man continuesly heard voices coming out of his speakers until the year 2005

and the last thing he heard was…
"The Gods have chosen you young Jacob, to find and destroy the uber n00b of karesh!"

The man was confused at this
after 3 hours of mapping on his mmo he started deleting every single map uncontrollably then started mapping out a strange thing it was a world wide map.... of the internet!

after finishing he started walking through all these strange and mysterious Maps.

Three days later he had a seasure in front of his computer as he slowly became invisable and reappered on his computer as a little man the size of a mouse

once again he heard a voice but this one was different, it sounded as if it was him it said "go forth and find this n00b of karesh and scare him off of the kareshian forums

after many years of searching through google he found nothing but stupid n00bs asking dumb questions like what is a God and why doesnt my picture appear in my post

as google, for the first time in years.... didnt have all the answers

To be continued...........

NOW YOUR TURN GUYS!  ;)
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There was this guy you see, back in 1990  he was playing this game and he loved the game and played it all the time, so much so he began to loose track of time in the day and it would be midnight before he knew it.

After several months of playing like this he began to get drained and drained of energy as if he wasn't getting enough sleep and it began to show on his face and body as he began to loose weight by snacking more and eating less and less full meals…

A year passes and one night he was playing in the middle of a gorey level he hears a disturbance behind him because after all he is playing with speakers and not headphones. He went to go see what it was after pausing the game and notices a mouse in the corner and he jumped as it squirmed into a hole which lead to his knife drawer, he opened the drawer with a shoe in his hand and stuck his hand in to remove the plastic tray which held all the utensils and thats when the mouse kinda squeeked and bit him on the finger.

He killed the mouse after jumping back and throwing the tray on the floor, luckly the weight of the utensils kinda stunned it for just enough time he was able to hit it with the shoe. After disposing of the mouse out the door he went to go clean his wound and noticed the blood wouldnt stop so he went and put a bandage over the bite. After doing so he returned to his game, noticing the game itself started appearing differently then what he remembered the game as. He sat down in his chair and unpaused the game to begin seeing what was going on with the game. The game started glitching with different colors and kind ripped in graphics. He got plum fed up after an hour of trying to figure out what it was and decided to turn it off and take it in for repairs the next morning to find out what it was and have the issue resolved.

During that night as he was asleep he started seeing flashing images in his dream which appeared to be a game and a mouse within the game. He was trying to hit the mouse with a giant looking knife as it was biting him, he noticed it wasn't a game he ever played before, one that looked very interesting even though there was no pain being felt it was if he was within a game itself.....

well bleh i may or may not add onto this bleh..
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