Internet Relationships…

[azkanan]

@Pete!:

> @Draothgorin:
>
> > If condoms aren't working use a candy wrapper their much more durable
>
> Going to need a big "candy" wrapped.

Yeah, I can't wait to get some chocolate this christmas.

;D

[jna]

Here the box of 5 condoms is like 50 cents.

[Draken]

For one thing marsh lifestyles = to small LOL
also Durex = to small
Trojan = to small
Trojan Mag = To small LOL

They all break for me so /blah

also the only type i can wear (XLs) dont cost to much $6 for 12 so about $.50 each not 2 bad just they never have them in stock so when they do I usally get  a box or 2 LOL. Im set for the few months :)

[Anna Comnena]

It's because every other guy buys the XL because they need to overcompensate.

[Draken]

yea they are stupid should leave them for those that need them lol. If i could use the others i would but they break to easy and i dont want no STD or kid

[azkanan]

@Draken:

> yea they are stupid should leave them for those that need them lol. If i could use the others i would but they break to easy and i dont want no STD or kid

In soviet russia, STDS don't want YOU.

[death]

@Azkanan:

> @Draken:
>
> > yea they are stupid should leave them for those that need them lol. If i could use the others i would but they break to easy and i dont want no STD or kid
>
> In soviet russia, STDS don't want YOU.

In soviet Russia, soviet Russia jokes make YOU!

[azkanan]

@«:

> [»Wolf«][» link=topic=54597.msg579303#msg579303 date=1259345032]
> @Azkanan:
>
> > @Draken:
> >
> > > yea they are stupid should leave them for those that need them lol. If i could use the others i would but they break to easy and i dont want no STD or kid
> >
> > In soviet russia, STDS don't want YOU.
>
> In soviet Russia, soviet Russia jokes make YOU!

/facepalm.

[evilbunnie]

@Azkanan:

> I'd write a whole topic on it and ask your thoughts, but, I think these lyrics cover it more fully;
>
> Internet relationships are not real
> Your heart people steal but identities conceal
> So here’s a tale of warning for girls and boys
> Laptop computers can be dangerous toys
>
> DARYL47: In the chat room, I inspect. Who’s here tonight? ASL check
> CarolBabe69: I’m 20/f from the UK. Send me an IM and I’ll make your day
> DARYL47: I’m 22 and my name is Daryl
> CarolBabe69: Nice to meet you Daryl my name is Carol
> DARYL47: What do you like Carol?
> CarolBabe69: I like to go to shows. I collect comic books and vintage clothes
> What do you like?
> DARYL47: I like to skate. I play rock guitar, but I’m not that great
> I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late
> I live in San Francisco and hangin' on the Haight
> CarolBabe69: Do you like the Golden Gate?
> DARYL47: I did when I was eight
> CarolBabe69: Maybe I can come and visit?
> DARYL47: Maybe you should wait
> See I’m really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife
> I weight 300 pounds and I hate my life
> CarolBabe69: Are you serious?
> DARYL47: Yes
> CarolBabe69: Well, I’ve got a secret too. I’m not 20 years old, I’m really 32
> I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue
> DARYL47: You lied to me Carol
> CarolBabe69: Well, you lied to me too
>
> CHORUS
> It’s not normal to have an Internet Blowup Doll.
> Online relationships are just pretend
> Unplug your heart, upgrade your system.
> Get, get off the Internet
>
> Bob went on MySpace for hours a day.
> Talking to girls from Moscow to LA
> But people can surprise you from behind a screen
> Listen to this verse and you’ll see what I mean
>
> SueChick1990: Hi, I’m Susie, I like your profile
> I checked out your pics and I like your style
> BOBSTER MAN: Sounds good Susie, I’ll be your friend
> We can message each other again and again
> SueChick1990: Comment on my pics and post on my page
> Join my groups and guess my age!
> BOBSTER MAN: You must be 18, how could you not?
> You can’t be in high school you’re just too hot
> SueChick1990: Let me send you pics for your personal collection
> I hope they inspire you and give you a smile
> Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene
> The cops showed up at his door – she was only 16
>
> REPEAT CHORUS
>
> If you don’t believe us here’s a final story
> About a boy named Marcus and his online Blowup Doll Lorie
> Behind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyes
> Marcus didn’t know but he was in for a surprise
>
> MARCUSP: We’ve been dating for a while but let’s cut to the chase
> I don’t know what you look like, and I want to see your face
> Laurie69: But what does it matter? You know who I am inside
> MARCUSP: What if you’re not a woman and this whole time you lied?
> Laurie69: You got me there, I’m not really a female
> I’m a guy who pretends to be a girl through email
> MARCUS: So this is why it’s bad to meet women online
> Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time!
>
> ch-ch-ch-ch-check
> online relationships
> internet girrrrrrlllll
> internet relationship
> fresh
> MC lars
> fr-fr-fresh fresh
>
> [Youtube Link of the Song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4saNx5jJW0&feature=related)
>
> What do you peoples think of Internet relationships?

You just got someone of halo last night didn't you? XD

[azkanan]

Yeah, she's 16, sent me half-nude pics and I'm not sure if its a guy or gal (Sending pics from elsewhere).

Lulz. epic win in any case.

[evilbunnie]

I told you she wasnt to old for me xD!

Why not show us….......... Lol..

[azkanan]

@[TE:

> Captain evilbunnie link=topic=54597.msg579991#msg579991 date=1259482954]
> I told you she wasnt to old for me xD!
>
> Why not show us….......... Lol..

…Why is it your so desperate to talk to a girl who is so interested in me? Just because she's beautiful? Sad, sad little man...