Anti twilight movie

[Tompwnage]

@Robin:

> @Sputnak:
>
> > I like vampires and I love twilight.
>
> Maybe you should go take a bath and wash out your massive vagina.

Epic Quote.

[LRgamer]

I love twilight. Especially the red, sparkly glow it creates.
If you're talking about "Twilight" on the other hand, you can just become a dumb goth girl and suck my asscot.

[Thorn]

Twilight is the worst form of crap.
If you like vampires, go read some of Anne Rice's work.

[Anna Comnena]

@Thorn:

> If you like vampires, go read some of Anne Rice's work.

Interview is alright, the rest are bad. Anne Rice is just as bad as Stephanie Meyer, she's just been around longer.

[Thorn]

Interview was good. Lestat was also good. They went down from there.
And she's nowhere near as bad as that cow, Stephanie Meyer. My illiterate co-workers could write a better vampire romance than she has.

[Holy]

@Thorn:

> "Why does everyone think we're the Black Eyed Peas?"
> I hate Twilight enough that I'll probably go see this.

I don't hate twilight, I despise it, not only because most of the forums I used to go to, are now plagued with the same "WHY I LOVE EDWARD" & "OH EM GEE TWILIGHT WAS SO KEWL" threads, and all that bullshit, but mainly because of the fact this damn movie beat the dark knight for movie of the year, I mean seriously, WTF, the dark knight was a masterpiece of epic proportions and one of the best movies I have ever seen, the only reason twilight won was because of all the little goth girls screaming over it.

[Adulese Games]

What is sad is that the cast wasn't forced to watch them. They did it freely …

[reign.santiago2]

Honestly, I must also say that there are some mess in the story. Especially in "Twilight New-Moon", that movie seems so boring. Edward looks like groggy during that time and there is no much impact on the viewers. Good thing I didn't watch it at night or else I might just fall asleep.. Sorry for the fanatics out there, I'm also one of the fans during their episode in "Twilight Eclipse".

[Eviltyphoon]

This movie already failed before they started working on it. Parodies ALWAYS suck.

[Thorn]

Not true. Mel Gibson's Dracula: Dead and Loving it was an amazing vampire parody. Or any parody by Mystery Science Theater 3000.

[Anna Comnena]

@Thorn:

> Not true. **Mel Gibson's** Dracula: Dead and Loving it was an amazing vampire parody. Or any parody by Mystery Science Theater 3000.

>Mel Gibson
:icon_nif:

MST3K isn't parody really, it's just people ripping on wierd old films.

Hot Shots, Loaded Weapon, Airplane, Naked Gun, and pretty much any of Mel Brooks' films are solid gold parody.

[Robin]

>Mel Gibson

Oh wow.

[Thorn]

WOW I failed SO HARD there.

NOT Mel Gibson. DUCK Mel Gibson.

Mel BROOKS.