Omeagle fun

[Techno 5.0]

here are some roleplays i had with Omeagle Strangers.

Number 1: The Desperate Wife and the Cheating Husband
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like roleplaying.

You: Oh so its like this is it?

You: i catch you in the act and what do you have to say for yourself?

Stranger: i, uh, uh..i don't know, okay!

You: i dont know?

You: what do you mean i dont know?

You: i want an explaination

You: where were you from 11pm to 4am

You: i need to know if i can trust you. so one chance. where were you.

Stranger: just give me my punishment already. i can see it coming

You: No i want to hear from your lips about what happened.

You: Tell me now!

Stranger: Wha-What if i refuse?

You: Then…Then i have other measures of getting what i want...

You: *walks into the kitchen and comes back with a gun*

You: i need to know!

disconnect*
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Number 2: Horny football player and innocent girl

You: come on, no one will know

You: dont you trust me?

Stranger: Yes they will. Well at least I would know...

You: You dont want to?

Stranger: I... I don't know...

You: Do you love me?

Stranger: Yes. You know I do

You: Then if you love me, do this with me.

You: We can show our love together.

Stranger: There is a difference between love and infatuation

You: come on baby this is love im talking about i mean look at me i dont grow 5 inches in less than a second for nothing. thats true love!

You: if you cant show me how much you love me then i guess we cant be together anymore. ill just tell everyone on myspace so you wont be popular anymore.

Stranger: No! It's not! Stop with the pressure!

Stranger: No! It's not! Stop with the pressure!

Stranger: What...? What are you talking about?

You: Whats it feel like to not date the quarterback anymore?

You: *unlocks car door*

You: you can walk home

You: im out of here

disconnect*
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number 3: a war soldier and a soldier with no heart

You: i really hope we dont die here today.

You: do you think we will?

You: The Germans are advancing quicker than we thought.

You: itll be only moments before they arrive on our doorstep.

disconnect*

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Number 4: Transexual Employer and an awkward Employee

Stranger: Hi.

You: Hello sir. i was wondering if i could apply to work here?

Stranger: "Sir? I'll have you know, I'm a woman!"

You: *gasp* oh..um.. excuse me i couldnt tell with the stache glarring at me

You: i mean oh umm excuse me sir... i mean mam!

You: *loooonng Sighhh*

You: about that job?

You: your a woman?

disconnect*

[Owen F]

I lol'd at the soldier with no heart.

[Sickey]

@Owen:

> I lol'd at the soldier with no heart.

[saadhamza]

That.. was hilarious xD