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Lanphrost

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  1. wegmu We Eclipsers get Marsh's underwear
  2. agkjnbg Ask Google kindly jousting new baby gorgons?
  3. Marsh got shoes while he went away from your mom, from you plowing the front of Canada. Then, he banned you for double posting about me, which caused a huge scandal between pokemon and yugioh because your father accidentally killed a hippopotamus with a toothbrush. Meanwhile, fireflies weren't real because Eclipse won the fight between various lepers whose pants died. Cancer, unable to sustain proper dehydration, began drooling all over a picture of Ninja-Tech who died because of a giant ape god. Kreator stopped pixel art, and the world ended! This topic is never ending. Meanwhile, Renzo was returning to Eclipse, and screamed "I AM BACK!" But, Mars was inhabited by squares that rofled over their PedoBear overlords, who always raped mathematics with poor long division. Renzo saw this and decided to call Marsh up and demand Millions. Blueberry tart tastes like poop because Emblem thinks the cats' pants did something illegal, like losing the game - again. Meanwhile Kreator was merrily skipping school when Sasuke started staring Renzo on a giant giraffe emperor while Kreator was riding tornadoes in Mexico's taco land. This angered Ambard, who began a war with non-existent chilidogs. When epic flying chimps chowed on the head of Renzo the PedoBear, children everywhere were crying for chilidogs. DrNova exploded by eating a Lesser-Triumphalism, when Buddha appeared in disguise as Chakkra! This astonished Hippoman when he flew out of Bangladesh in white undergarments, frying pancakes. Then Rick Astley smacked Zelcon in the face for rick-rolling. Your mom carefully determined what the meaning of 42 is, as pie flew through the air. Then the Asian (Japez) exploded all over the flying pie after Mesmero got up. Not only mass-murdering Gwens worldwide spread hate and deadly sulfuric kitties. Then a mesmerizing Pez-dispensing mass-murdering undeniable unforeseeable chocolate bunny raped Renzo; who laughed because he was getting pwned by your hair. Meanwhile, (Panda)'s morphed Chihuahua kitten danced on Gwen while she Bangladeshi (panda)'s mother's nostrils. Now Renzo can finally forget how he was raped. Unable to explode, the jealous Renzo slapped Britney Spears with his whatchamacallit. Britney killed 'her' cat so she could win another Canadian guy's marijuana! Homer Simpson explored Renzo's long green spaceship-looking chihuahua while eating blue-ish meatloaf monster. Renzo's zipper flew down. Up stretched the enormous escalating robotic kitten-flavored escalator killing Renzo who died but didnt die. He groped Anna's fluorescent pink light bulbs. Soljah lost all his sighting-glass filled by maids who only eat Thursdays. Twelve pipers played 13 maids at the milking glass. After Bangladeshi The Banana Republic, which just flew past the pie-shoppe. This love-tacular mating-call cellphone-chomping badger who molested you while making renzo's Popsicles drip, but raped not only renzo, but also Hippoman. Marsh blew his load of tacos right into a stand of poo! While a cow poofter on Waffle, while being flown in by air force one WHILE Waffle ate waffles vehemently while staring at gwen admiring waffles that stared vigorously towards eggs. Then while a flying Batman-eating goose typed many unpredictable novels expressing unto Renzo about pineapples endangering many small species of mordor including marsh with malaria and several STDs. This caused my mesmerising glasses to explode spontaneously into oblivion where god didn't exist and Lucifer ruled nothing. Spaghetti was unable to ban Maxac unfortunately because KrauftRolls were the best at everything. Suddenly Brick-Wall man krauftrolled Super high pants man pwning the ultimate wrestler boxer fisherman named Duck Chorris. Who would have guessed that Brick-wall man could eat fifty-five hundred and a half tacos while climbing mt. everest. Yorty continuously sniffed ice on the shore when suddenly a very omnipotent marshmallow melted into the very thing that Hippoman dreaded which was kreator's left leg. Pedobear blew up in a photo-shoot with Conan O'neil yesterday while KrauftRolling. Krauftrolling expanded to Google Earthâ„¢ which caused the space time BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM again. Whoever thought that AkselJ was cool, temperture-wise was annoying and needs many animal crackers. Global penguin space velociraptors necroposted handicapped Dr. Novas when never did the little peanut think that running away was pancake. A Mexican ROFLOLMAOed on top of your house and sang the Ger into a cone of french fries. Instead you wanted a cheese burger, covered in chocolate chip cookies. Inexorably my tail bone was annexed by the sulfuric acid chambermen. Meanwhile, AkselJ won in "Guess the person that's gonna post below you game" and Hippoman was eating his head. Renzo blew into a box where AkselJ lived as a hobo eating green "That". Evil Cancer ridden zombies flew past the steamy swampy marsh who spammed evil smileys named Hippoman. "Cool!" Said Hippoman as she I mean he just kidding I do mean she but really AkselJ is so gay because he rhymes with gay. Haha, I gotta stop jokin' AkselJ is not gay. We all know he is. NOT! oh wait i lied, he is gay. Wait, I did not. He is not gay. And Hippoman should stop saying so. then we agree, as Allah really is Alpha just misspelled. Hippoman lol'd because of naked llamas who wore many hard-hats flew through the cave of death. ZelconGames screwed up 3.0, by resealing the Java windows of jelly marshmallows. Then suddenly Mirror Force appeared, combined with Solemn Judgement, but he had Counter Counter prepared, and Macro Cosmos was on too! Then he activated Dimensional Prison, but his enemy had a Return from the Different Dimension… WOOSH! Chaos Sorcerer back on the field, being unbanned for a few months now, he kicks the opponent's life points to zero, gets the SUPARCARDGAMEPOWA. and then Godlord came in, saying that it now was time to D-D-D...DDDDDDDUEL again! Chicken imploded with subtlety as Tiggilyboo anagrammatically anagrammed tome of Yorty as Hippoman got the 600th post. I am so important that Yorty blew orange chewing gum all over Marsh before
  4. I have a club on an alt, but the speed on my alt is crap
  5. *is 'a' Gizmo, but not 'the' Gizmo*
  6. You're NOT an eclipse addict when you had no clue that Java was involved in 3.0 =0-0=
  7. Oh right this should be in source not sadscript =>.
  8. You're an eclipse addict when you've done more than post in useless topics like this X3
  9. (going for an epic fail here:) vsdjvsvdlalkvd;kn;jhbvadlk;vad Vlad saw Dave jacking Vicky so Vlad ducked like a Lycan kicking Dave; Kor nodded; just hate black vans after dark like Kandy; Vlad ate Dave.
  10. @Bone: > Thats true > But then it could be pretty boring to get there > And then again, you might not get a uber weapon So true… that is the randomness that we call MyBrute...
  11. Darn… looks like I'll have to have a party by myself... in my pants.
  12. That just means you're getting an uber weapon at a higher level, that's just how it works.
  13. @Bone: > sighhhh > > Its funny watching a movie in my pants Am I invited? (just kidding)
  14. Not levelling, out of spite… I had all sorts of SIGGY pets and no one ever clicked them... my poor dragons rest in pieces
  15. Alright, I think I got the ending right this time, can anyone check it out? (if you aren't going to read the beginning first I don't mind but you might not understand the storyline… at all X3 ) Criticize harshly. (Seriously guys, how often are you ASKED to call something shit?)
  16. So I'd have to make a pretty steep ledge then…
  17. I want to make it so that there is a tile the moves your sprite up/down by __ pixels I think this can be done in main under scripted tiles by using: MovePlayer(ByVal index As Long, ByVal Direction As Long, ByVal Movement As Long) but honestly I don't understand half of what that means. Please note that I would also have to make sure they don't decrease height EVEERYTIME they touch these tiles, only when they aren't already down/up.
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