There once was a Guy, called Pie. He had a best mate, named Cake. Pie would run in the Mud, While Cake packed in the Fudge. But Mud loving Pies' mate, the Fudge packer called Cake said oh my, I do believe tis tale is a lie. Thanks to a Game titled Half Life. This tale reached back to Cakes Wife. Pie confirmed twas a lie, but the Wife said Na Na Nai (Google N-Dubz to catch this UK reference) Pie screamed out "WAIT!" Removed his top flake and filled up the Spouse of the Cake. So the Moral of this tale, of yet I have to avail, is in a battle of cakes vs pies, which we know one to tell lies the other will F' with your wife. hmm