Khachaturian

Did you just say you'r gonna eat icecream made of my sperm. o.0

Admiral for president…

This one's for weaver. :) (Not to him, just for him) They call me a mexican 'cause yes I can, It's evident, Obama stole that line from us when he ran for president, Here to announce proudly that some of these un-wowing em cees, Need to think up some new rhyming schemes, its blinding me, You misjudged your opponents like Nixon did to Vietnam, Quick son, run, you stand no chance you're white like Uncle Sam, But enough of this political bullshit this is lyrical slash physical Cuz reading this you'll probably end up cynical, suicide maybe Best to turn off the computer screen while you still can 'cause this may be your last chance, Keep your fisherprice toys to yourself cuz i'm not playing, Your dumb punchlines got Big L turning in his grave and praying Marsh, I love your flow if there was a tempo I'd be bobbing my head slow, Impressive words and so many rhymes my head'll explode, Thorn, slaying left and right like a freakin' medieval knight, Putting down those rappers with poetic might, Robin, grammar and vocabulary at their British best, so clean makes the rest look filthy, Justified lyrical murder in court you'd be found guilty, Draken, descriptive visual verses, curses when I read it, my eyes glued to the screen and I'm trying to free'em, almost got me screamin' when I finished reading, Those are the top lyricists in the contest mostly empty of written menaces, Feeling pretty confident as "post" I press

Jesus christ stop rhyming "Crap" and "Rap"!!!!!

True that.

Deathtaker did you just rhyme "rap" and "crap" three times in that dis to everyone, and use the same insult three times..?

Telling rappers off in my spare time, You guys gotta come up with some better lines, I'm spitting thunder call me Zeus I put yall dudes in the caboose and let it loose, Transcanada Railway, baby, ain't afraid to say it, Wasn't born here but I ain't 'fraid to display it, Rep that 604, fuck around and you'll end up on the floor, bullets through your door and in your home, Mind fuck you like inception, leave you hearing nothing through your ears but static reception, but dont be stressing, you didn't lose much, you didn't pay attention anyways you were poor and outta luck

Deathtaker your shit is fucking awful, hurts my ears, Sorry bro its the truth, like Paul Pierce, You repeat yourself and your rhymes are all infantile, I just skip over your verses now they ain't even worthwhile, Rioshimas are pretty bad as well its sad as hell that you cant spit with more zip than I learned in grade 6, Put your stuff on youtube and the trolls will be telling the truth, Its hard to, imagine someone worse than you

@ Death: Half your shit don't rhyme, I ain't lying, You're recycling rhymes and lines like I recycle dimes of old english, And you remind me of Mos Def, cuz you're really the most deaf, I said some shit to you and you ain't replied yet, Your verses pieced together, like you copy and pasted, More like copy and wasted your shit is a disgrace, man Better luck buying a lottery ticket, then trying to make it rich, Writing that garbage all garbled like a 4th grade kid Switch it up a bit, it's starting to smell, look Your rhymes are so simple you could write a Dr Seuss book

@ Death: You're public enemy number for what? Child molestation? Let me get this straight, you telling me my raps suck? When you're the one on probation, and i'm still pushing a hundred bucks, And I know your family isn't doing so good, Last time I saw your brother he was selling himself, doing the suck suck, And I'm sorry about what happened with your mom, your dad and their marraige, I saw a homeless man the other day, pushing a shopping cart, turned out to be your mom pushing a baby carriage @ Rioshima: C'mon bro we know you watch too much porn its getting to your head, You leave your matress so wet it could be a waterbed Just don't look under it, or you'll find all the used condoms, That me and your mom used, when we got it on, And enough with the gay stuff, I was joking okay, quit? You're taking it so personal im wondering if.. oh wait. shit! And yeah you're raps should rhyme, but i'll cut you slack if you're retarded, Cuz you see this one time, I donkey punched your mom a bit too hard..

@ Rioshima Sorry bro, your shit don't make sense, Structure it better, how bout in sentences? Sounds like - you - no - comprendes el ingles, Queres hablar en otro idioma? Porque no el frances, You sound like Jackie Chan, minus the ESL, You probably never passed an english class, I - can - Tell, English ain't my first language, yet I - can - speak, Your's might too … on A F V _(Americas funniest home videos)_

Gonna pick this contest up, like Atlas, Don't get the picture? Let me spell it out for your fat ass.. B for the bullshit, silly rappers spit, O for the oh my god did Thorn really say that shit? N for the nigg- no wait, I ain't a racist, E for everybody who is about to witness, Lyrical slaughter call it mcdonalds, Mindless cows should've been smarter, I knock fake rappers over, like cows and dominoes, I go so hard, don't ask me how, cuz I don't know, I knock hoes up, since was two years old, matter a fact, Got y'all wondering, is that Bone guy really my dad?? Rip you up like Jack the Ripper or a cougar, Kill you in your sleep, son you can call me Fredd Kreuger, Stop talking bout girls, you only get guys like Eclipse, You could be Williams twin, you both look like ugly chicks,

@ DDunit Ok fine, let's rap a short one for fun, You failed at rapping, And the only thing your city has to be proud of, Got traded to the Miami Heat

Whats with all the short verses now?| I'm the rose, you the thorn, I get the ladies you get the hoes, Rapping like Hip Hop gonna save your life, you're not Lupe Fiasco, And if you think you're all that you say in your rhymes, you're messin, You must be dreaming, Inception, imagining, like Lennon, I got this down to the last syllable, my flow so fresh Will Smith canceled his show, Raking in the money, I need another wallet made, The only time you got paid, was when your mom gave you money to throw off your float in the gay pride parade, And Ganja, pretending you're black like Ninja Tech, You're not finished cooking, you can't say nigga yet! Keep spitting that garbage with your mouth, make Oscar Grouch proud, And I'm gonna put you down like a sick horse, pleasing the crowd Your shit is stolen and written, but you're forgiven, As long as in your credits, you put Bone in'em

Thorn drops bombs.

talk about vipers, ask your sister she'll remember mine, dont say shit now, let me know in 10 years when you still unsigned, pretend about the sticky icky when you get high of a teeny bitty toke off the marijuana smoke, ive supplied your dad for 10 years i aint pretending, i _know_, you can't handle me, so ill just let renzo rape ya, chase ya like a poor man chase his paper, but wait, yea if you say sorry ill let you go and im so happy i aint ya

@ Ganja You jesus? call me the devil, your shit cold and mine is hot like an inferno, watch it, Keep your hands off my mic bro it might burn you Call yourself Ganja, sucking smoke like an addict? your mom choked on me and you think you can handle it? My name begins with B - O you jealous of my sick flow you never gonna get this mic cuz i will never let go, so you better quit rap while you still can, my shit is nasty like a sick man, 3d like avatar and yours is 2d like a stick man,

So you call yourself a gnome, no wonder you never get dome, Bitches would have to drop down straight to the floor, You could call me a pimp, cuz on H&H I got 2 hoes, They werent hard to make and their quality aint low, the metal one is too fast and the wooden one is too slow, but they never back away when im ready to 'plow'

LOL Draken

I make your head bob to the beat like the head of your mom on her knees, as she pops my treat, pleasing me, life is sweet, Let me rhyme in peace dont step to me or ill quickly make you rest in peace, so back off or get wacked off leave you with blue and black nog like the default theme on the forum of our game making machine, im gonna make you black if you're white, if you black you gonna dissapear into the night, get it right shits going down tonight so please, listen up, Pay attention to the B - O - N to the E-zzup and quit making shit up, everybody calm down this shit bout to get ripped up Make everybody put their hands in the air like a stick up…

I don't want to go first…

If you just live normally in H&H the LP comes naturally.

I'm dooooown.

If they're on the same day or close to it people will still do the same thing. I know because my brothers birthdays are only a few days apart.

Pretty much what Zoso said, but okay, bye.