How to Snog-Safley and correctly!!

[DrNova]

I found this online, and decided to share it.  We dont want any snogging accidents! They cause far to many deaths in this country!

How to Snog

This will tell you how to snog for both boys and girls. Follow my guidelines and you'll be on cloud 9.
Steps 
  1\. Get a boyfriend/girlfriend or just somebody who you can snog
  2\. If it's your first kiss it's best to start off in a private place in case something embarrassing happens
  3\. Put your arms around the person you want to snog. They should then respond by putting their arms around you too
  4\. Look deep into their eyes. This should give them the hint that you want to snog. If not, then bite your lower lip gently and softly, this will definitely give them the hint.
  5\. Slowly lean in to kiss them, close your eyes as you get quite close to them because kissing with eyes open can be a real turn off
  6\. Start with a gentle closed mouth kiss to see how things go. You don't want to push your luck too quickly
  7\. If all is going well, slowly part your lips and brush the tip of your tongue over your partners lips. If they part their lips it means they want to snog you back. If they don't respond, then just continue with the closed mouth kiss
  8\. If they part their lips then gently nudge their tongue with yours, this may be nerve wracking but you know they want to do it back and they are probably also very nervous so remember to just relax
  9\. Play with their tongue, but not just that…explore. Rub their teeth with your tongue but remember not everybody gets turned on by this.
  10\. Have fun snogging

Tips 
    * Brush your teeth before you kiss and carry mints with you just in case. Offer your partner a mint too, you don't want to kiss someone with bad breath
    * Avoid foods that leave an unpleasant after taste like onions or garlic, your partner is likely to pull away from the kiss if they can taste your lunch
    * Groom yourself well, this includes shaving, bathing and wear cologne or perfume. Kissing someone who stinks is not the most romantic of things
    * Don't bite on your first snog. Some people like biting but not all, you may make your partner feel uncomfortable

Warnings 
    * If one or both of you wears braces, be extra careful as to not cut your tongue or get your braces tangled together. Be more soft and gentle
    * If you wear glasses, remove them. They may get in the way
    * Don't feel like you have to do anything more with them just because you've snogged them. Don't let someone pressure you into doing something you don't want to do. Just say no and be firm

Things You'll Need 
    * Tongue
    * Mints
    * Partner