Worst School Absent Exuse Notes

[imbettathanu12]

What you must do is create the worst absent not from school you can think of!

Here's Mine
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Please excuse Jonny from missing school on 23rd,
for he had a severe case of ~~diah~~,~~dihari~~, the shits.
signed, Jonny's mom. P . S . Jonny will also be absent on the 28th, 29th, and 30th for a family ~~reyoon~~,~~barbieq~~,meeting with a grill.

I know you can do better!