What you must do is create the worst absent not from school you can think of! Here's Mine –---------- Please excuse Jonny from missing school on 23rd, for he had a severe case of ~~diah~~,~~dihari~~, the shits. signed, Jonny's mom. P . S . Jonny will also be absent on the 28th, 29th, and 30th for a family ~~reyoon~~,~~barbieq~~,meeting with a grill. I know you can do better!