Fun With Santa

[Draken]

Well I found a MSN Santa bot. So Im going to post some quotes from it. If you get him to say anything funny just tell me. Add [email protected] to talk to santa …

Okay some quotes of me talking to him...

> Draken "Don Minisco" says:
> do you rape boys?
> - (G) Santa (G) - says:
> I've been known to on occasion.
>
> Anyway, what else you got for me?

> Draken "Don Minisco" says:
> do you spank the naughty girls?
> - (G) Santa (G) - says:
> I sometimes spank the naughty girls.
>
> Anyway…

> Draken "Don Minisco" says:
> do you spank the monkey?
> - (G) Santa (G) - says:
> I've been known to spank the monkey on occasion.
>
> Anyway, what else you got for me?

> Draken "Don Minisco" says:
> Do you master bait?
> - (G) Santa (G) - says:
> I sometimes master bait.
>
> What else is happening?

> Draken "Don Minisco" says:
> do you masterbate
> - (G) Santa (G) - says:
> Masturbation is not something I like to discuss.
>
> What else do you have to say about sexual practices?

> Draken "Don Minisco" says:
> can you give me a blow job?
> - (G) Santa (G) - says:
> Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.