Thorn

Is this Eurovision? I haven't heard the songs this time around, if it is.

Event horizon really WAS shit.

Keebler, let me spout a history lesson We responded to an act of violent aggression The states marched North and they torched Toronto, Violated war codes, and that was a no-go Arson and looting, unprovoked shooting, Civilian casualties, there is no refuting That what they did had been forbid, just a coward's power bid but amid the battle grid their plans went and took a skid sideways, when we went and called their bluff marched right down 'cause we'd had enough of their rough & tough stuff we rebuffed 'em off the cuff let 'em know we wouldn't take no more of their guff So yes, there were flames up North of the border But then we set 'em right on the pecking order Leave us in peace, our offensive will cease but keep it up and they would see a marked increase in the ranks of deceased we're shooting down piece by piece So go leave our towns and our cities alone, capisce? Just to be clear I'm not holding a grudge I'm not the guy who's gonna go and judge who was right and who was wrong, but I will not budge when I see someone who's gone and had their history fudged.

My history's off, it was 1814 it's two years diff, but it doesn't really seem to make a difference though, because the truth of what we did should be enough to make warmongers go and shut their lid.

Admiral stop, take a break and check the facts Canada's a colony and England has our backs Their Queen is our Queen, so it would seem And we all got excited by this wedding that we've seen We may use the loonie 'cause we don't like the pound But our money- with the image of the Queen it's always crowned So toss a coin, call it heads, let it hit the ground 'cause fealty to royalty is something still around! That's not to say we're weak, and I hope you don't go there We're peacekeepers boy, few others can compare d-day went our way, now listen what I say, put 'em down with a brutal military display and what's more if we're gonna go delve into stories well there's one I gotta pull off from the shelve we torched the states, way back in the war of 1812 Now we ain't angry, that's not how we do things We buried the hatchet and we threw away the slings and the arrows, now we're sitting up here like kings while we watch the wealthy pull and play your nation's strings.

Not a fire just a spark, his bite is weaker than his bark, Azkanan is just a minnow trying to scare away a shark Gotta pick it up, throw it into overdrive now or maybe turn around, take it back and try to kowtow Round one to Admiral, now ya'll take a breath! Step it up 'cause at this rate there'll be no sudden death!

All I'm doing now is laughing on the sidelines I don't need to prove myself, ya'll can see my verse shines Won the last rap battle, took away first place Had my own name color, right up in your face So I don't need to make myself work for your approval Consider yourself lucky for my voluntary removal Props by the way on the pony avatar, I see it's OC but it doesn't look bizarre, Now go and flash like Rainbow Dash, Brace yourself up for the clash, Admiral is pretty cash so show us a Zonova smash! I'mma go sit and watch from over here Goad you all on like some wicked puppeteer I got nothing to hide so I got nothing to fear, So go and shoot some rhymes while I go and crack a beer!

And Admiral comes with a hook out of nowhere, Azkanan is reeling to the sound of the fanfare! Tarzan? No, at best George of the Jungle, Rhymes so stale they're becoming fungal Take off your hats now, go and bow your heads Admiral's a hazard when he gets into these threads!

@David: I'm not. Machetes are too cumbersome, my best traps are made with bamboo spikes, a tension plate and a drop weight. TOTAL EYEBALLIC IMPALEMENT. @Keebler Elf: My other hobby is MLP:FiM @Draken: Rad, post some pictures when you make that one!

No, one deer has a lot of vertebrae. Besides, you ever try to catch one of those bastards with a machete? I'd be better off with a crossbow.

Send me a box of deer vertebrae and return postage, and I'll send you back a bone doll. Provided you put ENOUGH deer vertebrae in the box, that is. The one I made used 9 of them and some assorted other bones.

Bring your sonnets, your verses, your rhymes Lay them out like weapons of war! I came out on top the previous times And I'm better now than I was before!

…and I made a doll out of them! Deer bones, scotch broom, and an hour or so of work. >!  >! 

Nope. Found it on Ponychan. Never been to Reddit, never really intend to go there.

Anyone come up with any good ones? Here's another one made at random that I liked: http://www.earslap.com/projectslab/otomata?q=2u2z5o6n35

So I just found this site, Otomata, that basically lets you hit a couple of buttons at random and come up with an evolving melody that sound pretty hypnotic. Here's the link, along with the simple one I made at random. http://earslap.com/projectslab/otomata/?q=2u2z5o6n35

yeah, I wasn't active during the thing with Mistro, but I remember Marsh talking about it. Even just by word of mouth, that sounded amazing.

No, I don't watch Nickelodeon. I'm aware of Spongebob, but I always found that show more annoying than good (just my personal tastes, I'm aware that a lot of people like it) and so I never saw more than a few episodes.

I've never played Pokemon UN, and I have no idea who Ariana Grande is. I do note, however, that you left out MLP. For shame.

The way I see it, the president is a figurehead. Whoever has the office is too tied down by the wealthy elite to really be able to make their own decisions. So basically, no matter who you vote for down there, you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.

…I would totally post there.

You ever need a writer, you let me know. I know you probably have that covered, but that's the only field related to development that I'm good at, and therefore the only way I can offer to help.

Like I said, Marsh had been thinking about doing that for months :P I knew it was a joke, but dang if I wasn't having some fun with that along the way! Of course, that has nothing to do with the fact that I ACTUALLY DO like this new MLP…

When I grew up, I put aside childish things. Including the desire to be grown up, and the worry about being interested in things that are "too young for me".

@23.kraft: > I write so that you understand! > If I were writing to comply with all Russian language you would not be deductible does not understand my english language! I think you didn't understand what I said. I said that you speak English better than I speak Russian. You are better with other languages than I am. Your English might not always be clear, but we can usually understand the basics of what you are trying to say. I was trying to support you.