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nickko

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  1. April 20, 2007, 12:00:00 AM 2 years although ive actually been registered and a forum user since 2003-04
  2. No im not but still ass it hurts
  3. Orgy of the dead - Ed Wood The Bat - 1957 The Laughing Man - 1959
  4. nickko

    Airsoft

    Airsoft is fun, but if your a real masochist like me you play paintball.
  5. nickko

    Oldies

    I think I once found some code for the old 3d Ultima Online that never got released
  6. purple even though the pink reminds me of wifey
  7. Bloodstock Would you rather watch a donkey show, or be in a donkey show.
  8. I dont have nudie mags for him to gob at. I have gwen…wait does that mean? He saw us...??? OH my
  9. Hippo you freak…i apologize for our son...hes at that age yeh know?
  10. What you'll need - Ingredients - 1/2 lb of ground beef 1 Pckg assorted taco seasoning Tortillas preferabley freshly baked 1 Block of fresh cheddar from your local grocery store, dont get preshredded…it tastes like feet Some Assburn, Flaming asshole or Red Rectum sauce Some sunflower seed oil (Start) Start by grating the cheese, and placing the sunflower oil into the frying pan, heat it up and wait until boil. Keep on low flame until ready. Begin frying the ground beef in another pan drain grease when ready and then place entire contents of taco seasoning package the WHOLE THING inside the beef. If necessary add 3 TBSP of water into the ground beef after draining grease. Add a tortilla to your boiling sunflower oil pan. Let it get crisp and browned...the sunflower oil itself is what paves the signature flavor of this taco. Fold it into your traditional taco shape. Wait for cool... When cool and dry of oil begin scooping meat and cheese into said taco, then put 1-3 TBSP of assorted hot sauce and enjoy. Keep a cola nearby because if you use one of the mentioned sauces you will need it.
  11. Touch screens are often delecate and need to be calibrated…you wont like txting with a touchscreen beleive me.
  12. nickko

    Oldies

    Try - Playing populus
  13. nickko

    Im pregnant

    Im having an odd craving now….. Im horny
  14. nickko

    Im pregnant

    It seemed like copypasta
  15. nickko

    Why Spam is Bad

    Here are a few reasons why spam is bad. #1: Spam is completley unecessary and harms the goal the eclipse tries to provide to its users. It's unconstructive and the forums arent the place for it. #2: It leads to horrible meme's, seriously who wants to listen consistently to… ITS OVA NINE THOUSAND. #3: And probably the most important reason of all, It costs marsh money. For every post you make, every shout in the shoutbox it costs the server bandwidth this makes marsh a sad panda. This is marsh when he is a sad panda. ![](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3122/2344385037_b23e2ddd2c.jpg)
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    Oldies

    Daggerfall is impossible to play in dosbox. I have a retail CD of daggerfall myself. There was a game bug in which *Psuedocode Can_Cast_Magic = Processor_Speed * 1 So for every say 1mhz an enemy could cast a spell…immediatley after encountering an enemy that uses magic your character would die.
  17. I have an SF2 arcade machine
  18. I have - Oddesy Commodore 64 Pong Machine NES SNES Sega Master System Sega Genesis Sega Nomad Game boy Game boy color Game boy advance Gen 1 Game boy SP Nintendo DS Nintendo DS slim Psp gen 1 Ps1 Gen 1 Ps2 Gen 1 PS3 Xbox Xbox 360 Wii Nintendo Gamecube Nintendo 64
  19. Excellent for the time however the system only had about 13 games… it cost waaaay too much wasnt in color and was not portable in the least.
  20. nickko

    What the ****?

    An allied commander in WWII, and an avid fan of surfing, Captain Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill aka "Fighting Jack Churchill" aka "Mad Jack" was basically the craziest motherfucker in the whole damn war. He volunteered for commando duty, not actually knowing what it entailed, but knowing that it sounded dangerous, and therefore fun. He is best known for saying that "any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed" and, in following with this, for carrying a sword into battle. In WWII. And not one of those sissy ceremonial things the Marines have. No, Jack carried a fucking claymore. And he used it, too. He is credited with capturing a total of 42 Germans and a mortar squad in the middle of the night, using only his sword. Churchill and his team were tasked with capturing a German fortification creatively called "Point 622." Churchill took the lead, charging ahead of the group into the dark through the barbed wire and mines, pitching grenades as he went. Although his unit did their best to catch up, all but six of them were lost to silly things like death. Of those six, half were wounded and all any of them had left were pistols. Then a mortar shell swung in and killed/mortally wounded everyone who wasn't Jack Churchill. When the Germans found him, he was playing "Will Ye No Come Back Again?" on his bagpipes. Oh, we didn't mention that? He carried them right next to his big fucking sword. After being sent to a concentration camp, he got bored and left. Just walked out. They caught him again, and sent him to a new camp. So he left again. After walking 150 miles with only a rusty can of onions for food, he was picked up by the Americans and sent back to Britain, where he demanded to be sent back into the field, only to find out (with great disappointment) the war had ended while he was on his way there. As he later said to his friends, "If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!" The Best Hollywood Could Come Up With: Colonel Bill Kilgore (Robert DuVall) from Apocalypse Now, of "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" fame. Well, truth be told, they're pretty much the same person. They're both at home on the battlefield, they have the same philosophies of war and both of them seem to be immune to mortar fire and bullets. Churchill's basically a crazier, Scottish version of Kilgore. With a big fucking broadsword. Like if Kilgore was played by William Wallace from Braveheart on crystal meth. HOLY SHIT that guy is awesome
  21. Ha, well indeed if thou is interested in A Stwalarts Tale drop me a line or a PM. And anna yes if it is sold you will be given compensation as well. Im probably not going to sell it but I'd like to see if this is true or not.
  22. Indeed, well said anna. The best prevention of drama IMO however is, complete social abstinence…and condoms. HA!
  23. nickko

    Im pregnant

    im moody today seriously
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