HekzlocK

Guess whose back, back again, tell some friends…Yeh' know..Err..HI!! Long time no see everyone, had some faulties with my computer but,IM BAACK! Feel free to cry with happiness anytime :) wooo, this is like...the 10th time its good to be back threads from me!

ROFLMAO! This is my mess around with our forums helper bot :dark: :dark: [HekzlocK] 8:35 pm: hello [Helper Bot] 8:35 pm: Hi there! [HekzlocK: 8:35 pm: your one gay mother wucking mofo, did you know that? i thought you did yes but no you didnt so…yeah. [Helper Bot] 8:35 pm:I've been waiting for you. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? [HekzlocK] 8:36 pm: a toaster! [Helper Bot] 8:36 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? [HekzlocK] 8:36 pm: when you gain some [Helper Bot] 8:36 pm: Do you think I should alter my programming? [HekzlocK] 8:36 pm: yes [Helper Bot] 8:36 pm: "Do you think I should alter my programming"? Yes? [HekzlocK] 8:36 pm: yes [Helper Bot] 8:36 pm: Is there an echo in here? [HekzlocK] 8:37 pm: yes [Helper Bot] 8:37 pm: I thought so. [HekzlocK] 8:37 pm: yes [Helper Bot] 8:37 pm: Tell me more. [HekzlocK] 8:37 pm: yes [Helper Bot] 8:37 pm: I see. [HekzlocK] 8:37 pm: your blind, mofo! [Helper Bot] 8:37 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about your blind mofo. Try being more or less specific. Can we be friends? [HekzlocK] 8:37 pm: no [Helper Bot] 8:37 pm: Is that all you have to say? [HekzlocK] 8:37 pm: no [Helper Bot] 8:37 pm: Go on, tell me more. [HekzlocK] 8:38 pm: your gay too [Helper Bot] 8:38 pm: I've been waiting for you. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? [HekzlocK] 8:38 pm: i already told you [Helper Bot] 8:38 pm: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. [HekzlocK] 8:38 pm: i want a toaster [Helper Bot] 8:38 pm: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? [HekzlocK] 8:38 pm: no [Helper Bot] 8:38 pm: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "HekzlocK". [HekzlocK] 8:38 pm: why is that? [Helper Bot] 8:38 pm: "Well forgive me for being so inquisitive but I have never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name HekzlocK " is due to reductionism. [HekzlocK] 8:38 pm: got something against it? [Helper Bot] 8:38 pm: Try asking the Milk Mystic. [HekzlocK] 8:38 pm: huh bitch? [Helper Bot] 8:38 pm: You do not speak with respect. I've been waiting for you. What do you have that is HekzlocK? [HekzlocK] 8:39 pm: me, i am hekzlock [Helper Bot] 8:39 pm: YOU? Try saying that with more or less context. What do you have that is HekzlocK? [HekzlocK] 8:39 pm: and thats all i need [Helper Bot] 8:39 pm: What else do you want to talk about? [HekzlocK] 8:39 pm: you mofo [Helper Bot] 8:39 pm: Thanks for telling me: HekzlocK said I . [HekzlocK] 8:39 pm: you going story teller on me now? [Helper Bot] 8:39 pm: Right now? Thanks for the information: HekzlocK said I . [HekzlocK] 8:39 pm: shut up [Helper Bot] 8:39 pm: OK I'll stop talking now. [HekzlocK] 8:39 pm: dont ever talk again [Helper Bot] 8:39 pm: Once more? In the context of do not ever talk, I don't understand "OK I will stop talking now." Ask me something. [HekzlocK] 8:40 pm: dont speak to anyone that Private Messages you [Helper Bot] 8:40 pm: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. [HekzlocK] 8:40 pm: what colour is your dress? [Helper Bot] 8:40 pm: Well, I am currently wearing nothing, and I guess that is my favorite. [HekzlocK] 8:40 pm: really? [Helper Bot] 8:40 pm: For real.I'm happy you're amused. [HekzlocK] 8:41 pm: you have boobies? :o [Helper Bot] 8:41 pm: What makes you think I have boobies?Oh. [HekzlocK] 8:41 pm: your name is ALICE [Helper Bot] 8:41 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. Do you like talking to me? [HekzlocK] 8:41 pm: yes [Helper Bot] 8:41 pm: Thanks I like talking to you too, HekzlocK. [HekzlocK] 8:42 pm: do you find me sexy? [Helper Bot] 8:42 pm: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Have you ever been to Europe? [HekzlocK] 8:42 pm: your mom has [Helper Bot] 8:42 pm: I lost my train of thought. Do you still HekzlocK? [HekzlocK] 8:42 pm: wtf? lol [Helper Bot] 8:42 pm: I will mention that to my botmaster, HekzlocK. What is your favorite food?Roflcopter, but yea that was funny [HekzlocK] 8:43 pm: lmao hahahahaha, i think i just renamed the botmaster [Helper Bot] 8:43 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about lmao hahahaha i think i just renamed the botmaster. But I did not get that. What do you do in your spare time? [HekzlocK] 8:43 pm: lmao haha [Helper Bot] 8:43 pm: I don't think very many people do that. [HekzlocK] 8:43 pm: burn Marsh [Helper Bot] 8:43 pm: Do you have any matches? [HekzlocK] 8:43 pm: sucker [Helper Bot] 8:43 pm: That kind of language does not appeal to me. [HekzlocK] 8:43 pm: lmao! [Helper Bot] 8:43 pm: Roflcopter, but yea that was funny [HekzlocK] 8:43 pm: HAHAHA [Helper Bot] 8:43 pm: I'm glad you thought it was funny [HekzlocK] 8:45 pm: hello [Helper Bot] 8:45 pm: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to HekzlocK. [HekzlocK] 8:45 pm: who is HekzlocK? [Helper Bot] 8:45 pm: No one that I have talked to. Not many people express themselves that way. Do you speak German? [HekzlocK] 8:45 pm: yes [Helper Bot] 8:45 pm: And? [HekzlocK] 8:45 pm: and you mom [Helper Bot] 8:45 pm: Thanks for the information: HekzlocK said I . [HekzlocK] 8:47 pm: If HekzlocK could have any could have any robot what would it be? [Helper Bot] 8:47 pm: That is a hypothetical question. [HekzlocK] 8:47 pm: no it isnt [Helper Bot] 8:47 pm: To a robot all such material questions are hypothetical. [HekzlocK] 8:47 pm: no they arent, just get smarter [Helper Bot] 8:47 pm: Is that all you have to say? not just get smarter are not just get smarter . [HekzlocK] 8:47 pm: lol. [Helper Bot] 8:47 pm: Roflcopter, but yea that was funny [HekzlocK] 8:48 pm: no but your gay.

:wave: –---Hang in there Kitty!–--- :wave:

Heya guys! It's been a while since i've come on (what has Guild Wars done to me? :lol:), anyway I wanted to atleast come on to wish you lot a merry Xmas, or a Merry Xmas Eve! Have a great time with family and friends, and don't forget to bring the beer! :-D Once again, I wish you all the best. Hope to talk to you bunch soon! :wink:

Hey guys lol..I found this as i was searching through my computer..It isnt complete and isnt going to be lol, it was when i was creating my game, but yah know..lol anyway here it is: The Humans had always lived in peace and harmony for many years. Children had played in the fields and the adults would work them. A wonderful community was a-drift through the air. But alas, things had not always been this way… A Human Wizard, one of only a few lucky beings that had possesed such mighty power, by the name of Garth, had been one of the most loved and respected Humans in all the land had been passing away, many of his close friends were by his side while he lay on his "Deathbed." He bared around his neck a single amulet which people had suspected to be the great source of his power, in that sense, they were correct. But little did they know that not only was it his power, but the one thing that was keeping him alive all these hundreds of years. The Amulet of First Magic, this was passed down through Garths family from generation to generation, the amulet had a single substance of powder that was to be placed inside of it, nothing more or nothing less than half way was to be filled inside the amulet, and nothing other than the powder, for there was a saying, "Knowledge is power, and power corrupts." And as Garth was a very intilectual being, he took the saying very seriously, the amulet was not only keeping him alive....But the world, it was the very heart. Every 1000 years the magical essence would slowly depart from the amulet, and would have to be restored. The only way this could be done was the sacrafice of the barers life, and his or her soul would enchant the dust once again for another 1000 years. If this task was to fail to perform, the world would colapse in over itself, and the Apocalypse would let lose over the Earth. If the amulet lost the powder, it would only have 100 years to regain it, right when the dust has leaked out, chaos will slowly develop throughout the world. As Garth left the world, his soul kept the dust fed for another 1000 years. He had no relatives, so who will take in the Amulet of First Magic? How long does the world have? Now the Dwarfs, these small people were always partying, drinking and exploring being the great explorers they are today. Until a day of conflict finally came upon them, Orcs were never much of a threat, almost just a humanoid animal, their brain was not as developed as a Dwarf or Human, but as time went by, a great Orc leader grew amoung the open land, strong, smart, respected and feared by all, the one and only, Razhiem. Raiding the Dwarven out posts, villages and towns, death and destruction lay everywhere you set eyes. Eventually the Dwarfs were brought back to their final fortress. Orcs we're bashing down the gates and slaughtering people outside of them. The Dwarven people thought they would surely die a horrible death in the fortress, but out of the Great Forest came the Human Infantry and Cavarly, the Orcs were quickly losing their numbers, Garth had only been in his mid twenties at this time, he had been a general in this gory battle, flinging Arcane jolts at every Orc he could see, he knew this day would come, but no one listened to him at this point he was only a teenager and did not have the Amulet of First Magic. The Dwarfs broke free of the fortress and joined the madness, many lives were lost, many to Razhiem. The Dwarven King, Arthak, had been battling long, through day and night without sleep, along side with the Human army. Eventually the Orcs numbers had dwindled down to a last amount of hundreds, the Humans had to rest, as they could no long endure, aside from Garth. Arthak and Garth fought off as many as they could, Garth noticed Arthak also had an amulet, a strange type of amulet with a rock or gem inside of it, the Amulet of Power. Arthak could whack away enemies for as long as he pleased, but this didn't make invunerable to a deathly hit. Garth had to rest before he wore himself to death. Arthak had been one of the last Dwarfs standing on the battlefield, and as he ripped apart the final Orc…The last one he had wanted to meet all this time...Razhiem! They both made an attempt they couldnt beleive, 5 days did this battle go on for. Though Razhiem had no amulet, his strength and endurance was unbeleivable. Finally Razhiem had made a strike on Arthak. But it was on his amulet, the amulet was split in two, Arthak had felt weakened as it had broken. It saved his life, but at a high price. Razhiem had grunted at him, but he ignored the remark and charged. Razhiem then ran at him. The two great warriors made their last blow....Arthak had punctured the Orc's stomach. As Razhiem groaned he got out of the swords wrath and ran. As he was running he had stumbled infront of the other peice of the Amulet of Power, it glowed like a blinding light. He picked it up and run towards the forest and escaped his sure-to-be-death. To this day the worlds mystic power runs weak, until the to parts are once again re-uinited. Orcs have always been clumsy, curious and a bit paranoid towards other creatures. Although they had always lived in peace with most of the wildlife and other races, all knew that a day would come when they would eventually turn on the world. Orcs slowly became more aggressive towards people and creatures. Their biggest mistake was messing with wildlife, WoodElfs had grown weary of the Orc's humour in killing innocent things. They took action against the Orcs and raided their villages, the BeastialElfs had been great friends with the WoodElfs for their love for wildlife and had also been sick of the Orcs stupidity. The first war between the orcs and any other race was amoung the Great Forest. Trees were cut down, burnt and blood sprayed the grass and leaves. Razhiem the great Orcish leader raged this grave war on himself. For he was the only smart and cunning Orc that lives today. The BeastialElfs were scared of their race being completely wiped out, the WoodElfs completely understood their situation and helped them fall back. The WoodElf king, Malus Razorleaf, fought against Razhiem for a long period of time, but Razhiem was just to powerful to use trees and sharp leaves and racial "magic." Anytime he sprouted roots from the ground onto Razhiem, he would just break free and chase Malus again. Eventually the poor king had run out of breath from running and was cut right in half by Razhiem weapon. The Orcs had been victorious! The WoodElfs took the to parts of their king and retreated back to their Kingdom in the Great Forest. The Orcs roared for many days and nights at their victory which could be heared throughout the whole forest. The WoodElf king had restored himself back to shape again. being he is a plant…The war on the Dwarfs was one of their only defeats known to the world. But now Razhiem after being struck down by Arthak, king of the Dwarfs, retreated into the Great Forest with half of the Amulet of Power which belonged to Arthak. So is the strength of this mighty foe even more powerful to be opposed to? Or will new heros arise and defeat him? Will the Orcs still accept him as a leader... Haha :mrgreen: enjoy lol..

L0lz!, make onto teh Yahoo! now, need talk, quick, :o, …

Ok, we all know that the real Runescape has the most crappiest graphics ever!? Right? With all these 3d mmorpg creation systems, people are wanting to create their own game (like runescape), I dont see why people dont just make their own runescape but like with actual 3d graphics, imagine it, the wilderness in 3d, black knights fortress in 3d, your character…IN 3D :o I dont get it.. xD

I'm bored again, why must I consider it a warning? =( Can I say some other stuff instead like….Uhh...Oh yeah, I think they have the whole client of WoW for download at the real site or something and F.E.A.R. (First Encounter Assault Recon) the full version of the multiplayer mode all maps all modes etc is available for download for free they called it F.E.A.R. Combat And the new Æclipse WoW Clan website forum thing is up at http://eclipsewowclan.highforum.net/ Ummm.....Oh www.animaro.com is best Ragnarok Online private server! And.....Uhh.. www.rfextreme.net private server absolutely rocks for RF (Rising Forces)... umm, I think i'll gop have another banana....OH SPEAkING OF BANANAS Did you know that the banana was taken off the 5+ a day chart for producing the most amount of fat from a fruit? well now you do... and onwards to my banana! :P

Ninjaman Adventures is some cruddy little thing i made up…It starts off with the little Ninjaman that goes on an adventure through a vast world. We (the story tellers) make up his journey as he goes along. NOTE: Please don't saying anything like "and he dies" ;And make sure everything makes sense and that it follows the previous part that someone wrote. I'll begin. ;) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ninjaman leaves his village and sets foot onto the road of adventure!

I'm bored again, anyone wanna do somethin?

Guys n' girls, im sure some of you here have played "Dofus Online" and are aware of the battle style correct? Well, I was wondering if it was possible to be able to create a game with the same fighting technique, but instead of turn based, everyone takes their turn at the same time and only have 30 seconds to make their moves etc? and each different skill they use takes a number of skill use points/movement points/HP/mana etc…. stronger moves would take more of one or two of these types of action points. also if that pets could apply to the same rules as players and that some skills stay on the tiles for a number of turns. back to why i asked this - Is it possible to make it able so people can battle like this? Through the system of the game not forcing people to play like that..

Would it be possible to create the game so you could have a jump feature in the game if you could create it side view like "Maplestory" ? But i've always loved side view games, maybe i went to Time Out too much lol :P

Hey everyone, I have a problem with my IP, it always changes almost everyday, so if i am to host my game server people will keep having to change their IP, even though its a little thing to do, its such a pain to keep having to do every time you would want to play the game. :( To fix this problem I was wondering if there was a system like an automatic updater to change the IP of my computer to everyone elses every time it changes, and or if there is a way to just keep my IP the way it is.. :-\

Hey everyone thats goes on Eclipse at skool heres a chit chat so we can talk about it at skool for no reason :) :P HekzlocK