Cepru

I've been smoking allies. So you want two?

Hello. We here at Seb.Inc have come across quite a conundrum and are in need of strong allies. Please help us in our endeavors and we will surely help you. To apply please obliterate us in any way you see fit. Then and only then from the black eyes of our bruised faces we will look up to you and crack our broken hands in a position barely resembling a thumbs up. If you can't think of any way to battle us we'll have you at chess. Kind regards or sincerely?

As much as I'd like to make you suffer I can't leave you hanging Johnson don't let me down like you did the others

Johnson wont deliver but Seb will!