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@Kreator:
> @Olliepop#20:
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> > Only Robin can call me annoying. If anyone else calls me annoying they win 1 week of harrassment
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> Your annoying.
I call aussie. -
Technically you can't jump in a fire since a fire isn't a hollow object
However i googled that and found over 2.35 million results
Can't think of anything new and original?
This thread is new and exciting
Be with it
Also, reported for flaming a love thread -
@Azkanan:
> @Olliepop#20:
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> > @Robin:
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> > > You don't look ruthless or heartless. More like… mildly annoying.
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> > Whilst reading your post a bug was hovering over my screen
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> > Does not killing it make me weak or merciful?
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> It makes you… Annoying.
Only Robin can call me annoying. If anyone else calls me annoying they win 1 week of harrassment -
@Robin:
> You don't look ruthless or heartless. More like… mildly annoying.
Whilst reading your post a bug was hovering over my screen
Does not killing it make me weak or merciful? -
As much as i might sound like a ruthless, heartless troll
i really love you <3
love, Ollie -
Sorry brah, that's not trolling. That is fun though! But not trolling
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Hi there guys.
As you all know, I am the greatest troll on the planet earth.
Sometimes I may surrender, but I never lose a battle if I decide to fight
*flex*
Let me start a convo for a sec and I'll show you one of my personal favourites.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> You: [NOTICE]: Your conversation partner's IP is listed in the federal directory as that of a convicted sexual predator in the state of California. Omegle has a legal obligation to display this notice. Do not disclose ANY personal information.
> You: Hai thar
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Now what about one which we get talking…?
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> You: hiiiii :)
> Stranger: asl?
> You: 16 f cali
> You: youuu??? xx
> Stranger: 16/m/florida
> You: hoooottttt ;)
> Stranger: I like cali girls ;)
> You: ohhhh your soooo sweeet xx
> Stranger: not as sweet as you
> Stranger: ;)
> You: wanna hear a joke???
> Stranger: sure
> You: why did the chicken cross the road to florida…?
> You: I SAID WHY YOU bloody IDIOT
> Stranger: idk, why?
> You: because the guys are bloody hillbillys
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
oh and the SMF word filter sensored some stuff :[ -
Azkanan shut the hell up and stop talking for the rest of us.
Eclipse makes great games, for some stupid reason people such as this idiot think that success = good game. -
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@IceCream:
> @Olliepop#20:
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> > Hi my name is Icecream Tuesday and I've had the same signature for 4 years I like men
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> Hrm.. I've had the same sig for 5 years.. and.. I do like men. Seriously, trying to insult me?
> I've said nothing to you.. I should let you know.. NO one likes you.
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> Oh.. btw Go duck yourself.
I was just demonstrating the derailment of this thread that you originally caused by a simple "No". No harm intended - sorry if i hurt your feelings -
Hi my name is Icecream Tuesday and i've had the same signature for 4 years i like men
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@samih1996:
> I cant find my roouter on the list my router is called 'TALK-TALK'
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -
I'll give you $9001
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The general rule of mouseovers is that on a light background with darker text, the mouseover becomes more visible than the text by becoming darker or changing colour to similar visibility.
I can't read the links on mouseover. -
I think the real question is… why did the topic start with A Title Like This Comitting Grammatical Murder?
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First of all, 404.
Second of all, Onyxia is a FAMOUS World of Warcraft boss and storyline character. Please change your game name instantly. -
@Mun:
> lol hackings for losers… I wouldn't take the time to look for a hack, I'd just do it myself.
Shut up, you're stupid. You now have lost your right to talk. Let me pull apart and analyse your statement
> lol hackings for losers…
Yes. Hackers are losers. Though they are employed by top companies to design firewalls and other expensive shit, they are still losers.
> I wouldn't take the time to look for a hack, I'd just do it myself.
First of all this is grammatically incorrect. In that statement you are saying that instead of looking for a hack, you will hack yourself without research. However over the years I have learnt from past users the language of idiot, and know that you are trying to say…:
> I wouldn't take the time to look for a hack, I'd just do what the hack is trying to achieve through normal conventions.
Changelog:
-Fixed contradiction and unintended implication
-Attempted to fix stupid. Residue remains.
Also, through the statement above, even with my genius assistance, you are still stupid. "I wouldn't take the time to look for a hack" is implying that hacking is a waste of your means. The means in question is time. Instead of hacking - because it is a waste of your time - you will achieve the goal through normal conventions.
It is my supreme understanding that you are a 10 year-old orphan who just got his first computer. -
@Rushεr:
> Hn, Retards or no Retards. Even my little brother from 10 years old could portforward his Computer with linksys. :rolleyes: It's very simple to understand.
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> And yes this is for Linksys, I have it, do you?
I have a Linksys WRT54G actually.
I was saying it isn't linksys SPECIFIC. That means that it works for Linksys, but it also works for others. This works for my Thompson Speedtouch as well. -
Lol no it isn't, stupid.
This is port forwarding in a nutshell for every router. The page/tab names are generalised here, the same for every router. -
Please don't call people who can't portforward retards. In many cases it is simply impossible. This could be due to complications with double bridging or a router -> transmiter complication.
Additionally, this is not linksys specific. -
Sup guyz
A great friend of mine offered me a hacked a face b00k [ZOMG I HATE IT SO MUCH!] and before i make any moves i need to consider what i can do.
When i get back from Europe in 3 weeks i will do what you all voted for – and post the facebook so you can see my epic feat.
BTW this is THE eclipse thread of the year. Unless a map-generator 2.0 is invented by the late Illnair.
NOTES:
-They are a guy
-They are 18 years old
-They are in a serious relationship [not mega mega mega about to get married relationship though]
-I used to know him IRL, hate the barstard
-I know his address
VOTE! -
By the way… little kiddies and people who have never used linux other than Ubuntu keep away. This is too advanced for you. Not to be harsh or anything, just don't want people buying one then going, WTF?
My mate has one, good thing he's techy. -
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@(G2D)Devogen:
> **Any** Healthcare system rather than **No** healthcare system is a good thing.
kreator is the only aussie i tolerate here boy!
Anybody else high as shit tonight?
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