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  1. @Draken:

    > So a fridge Rolls into a bar,
    >
    > the bar tender looks at it and ask what will you be having?
    >
    > the fridge stares back saying nothing at all
    >
    > The bar tender yells at the fridge WHAT DO YOU WANT.
    >
    > the fridge just stares back
    >
    > The bar tender Stands on the bar and yells at the fridge ORDER SOMETHING OR GET OUT!
    >
    > the fridge just stares back
    >
    > So he pulls out a knife and starts to stab the fridge.
    >
    > All the sudden the cops bust in and takes the bar tender to Jail.
    >
    > The bar tender doesnt know whats going on and ask. "why are you taking me away."
    >
    > Sir you just killed that fridge, You ICE COLD KILLER…..

    he killed it in cold blood as well!
  2. I was following on from the trend of people discussing your noob crushyness in this thread, and begging for mercy. :P

    Doesn't matter. ^.^
    Are you going to make another tutorial?
    I'm going to play around with this one later and actually make something, dun wurry I'll post it here.
  3. Alright Eclipse, I had a very very random dream earlier this afternoon when I was tired and went for a nap.
    The first part is from an MSN convo, but then my friend had to go so I wrote the rest out myself…
    Tell me what you make of this:

    David says:
    *Hello, oh god of hangovers.
    *...Only other stuff.
    Nikki - like the oh god of hangovers... only other stuff. says:
    *Heh, Hiya ^^ how be?
    David says:
    *You sound happy.
    *I'm tired, even though I just had lieka  2 hours nap
    *with the weirdest dream ever
    Nikki - like the oh god of hangovers... only other stuff. says:
    *what was it?
    David says:
    *I was at this meetingy thing... Which was outside.
    *It was sunny...
    *Have you got time?
    Nikki - like the oh god of hangovers... only other stuff. says:
    *Yeah... Wow...
    David says:
    *Then there was this woman, and she was a member of some secret organization thing

    EDIT IN:
    The person in control of the meeting told everyone to kiss, for some reason, so this woman and I did,

    but my lips tasted bad due to me having stuff on the cause they'd been sore. (my lips have been sore

    irl recently) I apologised then she kissed me on my neck.

    *so we ended up at this weird underground headquarters place which we had to get to by going down a

    really scary lift.
    *The lift was like really thin and an open cage, iyswim
    Nikki - like the oh god of hangovers... only other stuff. says:
    *iyswim?
    David says:
    *if you see what I mean
    Nikki - like the oh god of hangovers... only other stuff. says:
    *ahh yup
    David says:
    *It was REALLY thin thouhg
    *but it kinda stopped being thin about halfway down, as dreams tend to.
    *so we ended up down in this HUGE room, where there were some other people...
    *One doorway at one side led off to a kitchen, a perfectly normal kitchen...
    *Thing is, the floor kind of isn't.
    Nikki - like the oh god of hangovers... only other stuff. says:
    *Okay...
    David says:
    *It was bright lime green, and had a grid on it... It also was only sort of solid
    *I THINK people were capable of falling through, but stuff wasn't
    *stuff on it just kinda floated but not like it would on water, just as if it was at exactly the height

    it was gonna be and it was gonna stay there, tyvm.
    Nikki - like the oh god of hangovers... only other stuff. says:
    *Very very strainge...
    David says:
    *There are walkways, btw
    *they're really thin, though.
    *There was stuff on the flaor, though... Mainly like the kind of air bed thingies you get for swimming

    pools, only they didn't look as interesting
    *and were more solid
    *I remember at one point wondering what happens if you fall through the floor...
    *Oh, there was some weird kind of volleyball thing with lots of balls floating a bit off the ground as

    well, it was really small though
    *like some kind of game, anyways... I never actually got to play it.
    *So, I dunno what happened next, but they ended up wanting me to try the game...
    *Instead of using the walkways, like they all did, I scrambled and fell from piece to piece on the

    floor
    *until I got to the game.
    *THere was this floating foam mat thing to stand on, which I tried to climb onto, but it spun around as

    I tried to get onto it.
    *and I fell and landed on this "net" below it.
    *It was a really tight knit net, but it wasn't being supported by anything... Except the floor
    Nikki - like the oh god of hangovers... only other stuff. says:
    *Err hate to interrupt but I need to get back to work... that is one duck dream...
    David says:
    *so it was solid to stand on, even though it was kinda not, as nets are
    *There's more, you know...
    Nikki - like the oh god of hangovers... only other stuff. says:
    *I know lol... I'll get it from you later
    *but now I have to go do maths :/
    *see yar soon :(
    David says:
    *:P okay

    Then I managed to climb up, but there were balls missing from it, and some of the ones there were the

    wrong size and colour and stuff. Two were red, and looked filled with liquid and fragile.
    Oh, there was a guy re-arranging the balls at this point, but then another guy game along with tons of

    silver balls, (these balls were big btw, think bowling ball only a little smaller) which were sort of

    held together in a diamond shape.
    He was starting to put these balls in when the other guy paniced and grabbed the red fragile ones out ,

    I could see down the three or so  stairs into the kitchen and someone was making food... The ktichen

    was very white.
    Then I ended up lying down on the other side of the room getting my legs bound so I could play the game

    properly, but I decided to bind my hands myself (which didn't need bound) I didn't manage to do it very

    well, cos it's hard. There was music playing to the left from an Ipod and a White Stripes song came on.

    He said something to indicate he liked them to himself, I can't remember what he said and I asked

    'white stripes fan?' he responded with 'yeh'. Then I noticed he was wearing a Halo 3 T-Shirt and I

    asked him 'Halo fan?' to which he replied 'No, not really... I have all the videos.'

    Then the dream shifted to outside, where I could see the building beside the entrance to the HQ, and

    the HQ. It was an old building, looked a bit like a school.
    I ended up back inside the HQ, somehow... on a big raised bright green platform that was more of a

    block than a platform... It wasn't high up but was at the same time, I was lookind down and noticed

    that there was a white floor there. As I thoguht this, it started to disappear, a square at a time,

    like as if it was tiled and the tiles were disappearing. I realised that when you thought about the

    floor being there, it disappeared, and when you thought about it not being there, it came back.
    I played with this for a while before I looked into the kitchen, saw the woman who I had first met

    there, looking the other way beside a cooker. I tried to make the floor in there disapppear but it

    wouldn't... The kitchen was perfectly normal, for some reason.

    Oh I was standing on the platform with a girl who looked just slightly older than me...
    Erm... Then I woke up, I think.
    My mum woke me up... I tried to get back to sleep to dream more, but that never works. ;P

    Oh yeh, this platform was above the weird griddy floor...
    Meh.
  4. Hey, next time you have questions, I suggest checking here first:
    http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/topic,48606.0.html

    but to make shops; click here:
    http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/topic,48098.0.html
    or here:
    http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/topic,39932.0.html
    Yeh, or here:
    http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/topic,20981.0.html

    Those should help. By the way, I found these by clicking the "tutorials" tab at the top of the page.
    It has loads of useful information.
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