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Why i should be king of england


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reason 1– Bcos the queen doesnt use any of her powers!!!
reason 2-- Bcos i want to be!!!
reason 3-- Bcos i wana sack tony blaire and destroy parliment
reason 4-- I know that i will conquer europe an invite americans to invade
reason 5-- I will get rid of tax and refuse to let any more imagrents in
reason 6-- I will send imigrents back to iraq and destroy the corner shops
reason 7-- I will name Nottingham the capital
reason 8-- Ppl will like me or die
reason 9-- I will get rid of the 'posh' image ppl think we are
reason 10-- Bcos the queen has terrible bad breath and smells like cheese

elect me for king and i will reinstate the electricution for a death penalty and destroy poverty in africa by just ignoring it completely...any ads on tv will be prosecuted to the fullest!!

the only law will be....there are no laws
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