Keal Posted June 23, 2007 Author Share Posted June 23, 2007 **How to Eat a Cookie**Have you ever wondered how to eat a cookie? I mean, it can be so complicated. This article will give step-by-step directions to eat that cookie you've been dying to have.**Disclaim: I AM NOT RELIABLE IF YOU GET: KILLED, RAPED, ATTACKED, SEXUALLY ASSAULTED, OR GET CANCER!!!** **Steps**** 1.**Get a cookie. It can be anything from Oreos to chocolate chip. Just get a cookie.** 2\.**Put it in your hand. Just hold it. **DO NOT SEXUALLY ASSAULT YOUR COOKIE!!!**** 3.**Move your hand to your mouth. Not in your nose, ears, butt.** 4\.**Put the cookie in your mouth. Not in your nose, ears, butt.** 5\.**Chew the cookie. As much as you want. Just chew it until you are able to swallow. **THIS PART IS TRICKY!!!**** 6\.**Swallow the cookie, down you esophagus it goes.** 7\.**Repeat until the cookie is finished.**Tips** * You might want to get another cookie once you are done. * Milk goes great with them. Just dip it in between steps 2 and 3. * Enjoy it. * Use protection **Warnings** * Be careful of your spouse, mother, or anyone who would get mad if you ate some cookies. They might catch you. **Do this in private!!!** * Cookies have been known to attack, rape, and kill people. **SO BE READY!!!** **Things You'll Need** * cookie * milk (optional) * air (this part is very important!!!) * a chair * a well lit room (you never know!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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