PWN that Spam!

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If you have recieved some spam, here is the place to PWN it, or as Godlord says, "pewn" it :P

Dear Shane, <- How the fuck do you know my name?

There's been a buzz for the last week or so, about a brand-new way
to win the affiliate war. <- Do I give a crap?

If you can slash your Adwords costs in half, then you can just be
"average" with everything else, and you will STILL profit. <- Fuck you.

All you need is one little trick to slay the competition. <- What, pay?

You already know how much affiliate money is just sitting there
waiting for you to take it… <- Oh wow, $0.0001...

Shane, I'm not talking about more "tips and tricks," like
you've seen before... <- Yes you are dickhead

It's called, "Operation Affiliate Storm," and it's a brand-new...
totally unique... out-of-the-box battle plan that works over and
over again. <- Yep. It's also called paying for it.

Imagine... the little guys earning "big dog" money on product
launches. And easily doing it over and over again. <- If everyone did this it would be pointless

The whole industry is going to be turned on its ear in the next 24
hours. <- No it isn't

I've only seen a couple chapters of the book, and seriously... <- What book? Oh I see the book on how to piss me off.

... it's like this book finally delivers the dream all the others
fall short on. <- It's not even a book.

The difference? <- Cheating gets you put in jail, paying doesn't.

You'll read more about this tomorrow, but it's all "in the plan." <- No I won't.

The link you need to click on is

http://www.globalprofitbiz.com/recommends/affiliatestorm.html <- Fuck you! FUCK YOU!!!! I don't want your viruses, thank you.

You're hearing about this offer way before most of your
competition. You're hearing about it before it's even ready to be
released. <- Then why is it part of a mass-mailing list?

Operation Affiliate Storm will launch tomorrow, Tuesday September
4th 2007 at 3pm (EST), 8pm (GMT), 12pm (PST) <- What the fart butt....

Get ready, sign up to the pre-notification list now and receive
your TOP-Secret Affiliate Storm report... <- Secret huh? Yeah right.

http://www.globalprofitbiz.com/recommends/affiliatestorm.html <- Again, no viruses. Anata wa baka da!

Your Friend in Success! <- I don't even know you.

Morten Olander <- Retard.
GlobalProfitBiz.com <- Crap Website
GlobalAffiliateRoom.com <- Waste of a domain