Perverted jokes (view at own risk… srsly)

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Lol my perved friend inspired me. Well, the goal is to post funny perverted jokes. Here are a few.

So this dude wants to do… you know what... with his girl friend. But he has a bunk bed and his younger brother sleeps below him. This presents a problem. So he tells the brother that he and his gf will be making sandwhiches up there. He tells the gf that since the brother thinks that theyre making sandewhiches, if she wants him to go deeper, say lettuce, and faster is tomatoes, and when she wants the money she says bacon. So that night they're making "sandwhiches"...
"Lettuce! Tomatoes! Wheres the BACON!?"
Then the little brother down below says
"Will you guys stop it!? You're getting MAYONNAISE all over me!!!"

So four kids are late to class. One kid shows up. The teacher asks where he was.
"I was on top of Blueberry Hill, Miss."
He sat down in his seat. The next kid arrives with no shirt on.
"What happened to you?"
"I was on top of Blueberry Hill and I hurried to school and didn't have time to get dressed."
He sits down in his seat. The third kid arrives wearing no shirt OR pants.
"What the...?"
"I was on top of Blueberry Hill and I hurried to school and didn't have time to get dressed.
"He sits down in his seat. The last kid comes in,wearing NOTHING at all.
She said...
"I'm Blueberry Hill!"