[EDIT] CONTEST TIME

[Thorn]

Are you a "musician"? do you have a voice that your own mother mistakes for an angry lawnmower? GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR DAY!

Take a song, any song with a lot of vocals, and do a cover for that biotch. No need to remove the original lyrics, just tape right over them. Otherwise we'll never know how off you were.

We'll call the top and bottom three. Make no mistake, both best song and worst song are something to aim for! You'd be amazed at how hard it is to be the bottom of the stack when people are actually TRYING.

A couple of points:

Contest ends February ninth, and after that I'll be judging. Marsh may help, if he feels like it.

-No prizes, except bragging rights. What? No Prizes? This must be a CRAPPY CONTEST.

-Favoritism? Here? MUST BE A CRAPPY CONTEST.

-Bonus points if it's a video, but only if you're dancing / making an ass of yourself. It's no fun otherwise.

I'll try to judge the winner quickly, once this thing ends. Gentlemen, start your microphones.