Fruitpunch

color = american spelling colour = english spelling

How about blue Cause it's easily readable on both themes. Also I use SMF theme.

@V-Rage: > Top 3 jokes in the world: > > The winning joke, which was later found to be based on a 1951 Goon show sketch by Spork Milligan,[2] was submitted by Gurpal Gosall of Manchester: > “ A couple of Mississippi hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?" ” > > The second place finisher and early leader was this joke, submitted by Geoff Anandappa of Blackpool: > “ Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me, what do you see?" > > Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." > > Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" > > Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life." > > And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent." > ” > > While this was the top joke in the UK: > “ A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." lmao the second one is the best

jhdcui just help dad curve under it

in his face

@Bone: > Haha wow too bad :) > I'll call you next time > > Don't know how much international texts are but its cool i got a job and i can pay my own bill there like 45 cents a text or something

@Bone: > Maybe make it a bit darker? Like this? Purple FTW

LMAO nice image. But I like spam sometimes just not stupid overuse of one word responses

This one is a spoiled barrel of monkeys just waiting to be opened to be killed and to masturbate: for a male it is when he moves his hand up and down his "you know what" rapidly. For a girl its when she either rubs the edge of her box or puts her finger inside of it. box = word filter for female reproductive organ

@DrNova: > Eww. > Wheres your question? lol added

@Luneth: > but he wouldn't because he's gay

@Lord: > Bloodstock > > Would you rather watch a donkey show, or be in a donkey show. what?! i thought that was an easy one. Wacken is 50x bigger. I would rather be in a donkey show because like Jack Churchill I "don't know what it entails" Would you rather fight Jack Churchill or Chuck Norris.

Would You Rather: Buy Eclipse with more options or Get Eclipse for free with no extra options???? I would rather get it free cause then I could just source in all the extra features. Would you rather attend Wacken Open Air or Bloodstock Open Air?

@DrNova: > I love this sport

@Bone: > Making out is the first base…. then home run is getting laid > Don't know / they vary too much the other ones > > So as you can see, defs not the same thing :p first - making out second - feeling up, motor mouth, going up the shirt third - bj, eating out, fingering, hj fourth - getting laid

"baby, do me"

@Lena: > what was on? > > @hippo - OMG DONT TELL ME THAT. :O oh BTW lena. Not to rain on your parade but if you get there and they tell you that the braces aren't ready to come off don't be surprised it happened to my friends like 50 times.

im so lucky i have perfectly straight teeth and never needed braces. Anyway congrats my friend got his off today and all my other friends can't wait to get theirs off.

@əˈnɪgməx™: > ummm , there is no GOD so he/she cant win.. "because he/she dose not exist" Umm some of us know God is true. Wtf is with all the atheists nowadays.

maybe I should end every joke with a fruit fact Hawaiin Punch is owned by Dr. Pepper

@Bone: > Pink text is semi hard to read in my pants @мсичġġεт: > so is black in my pants. @Lena: > XD I laughed in my pants > > Even though it was a bad joke in my pants > > Winning candy as a prize is always a sweet victory in my pants. The best one yet @Bone: > I'm completely lost in my pants

@Bone: > I don't get it… its not funny I probably should have given some background or taken a better image. My AIM status was "The Game. You just lost it" and my friend put "The Game. You just suck at it"

very very nice…i wish I was good at pixel art

they aren't loading for me. I wanna see the beauties!