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So who do you thing is going to win ??? put in your vote….

i was looking on the net and came upon the list of game makers out there damn dident know ther were that many must be a popular thing these days making games that is… most of thses i never heard of... most probably an other makers knock off :P here is the list V 2D Shooter Game Creator The 2D shooter game creator will let YOU create your own games, in the style of classic lightgun games, e.g. Time Crisis 3D Adventure Studio an editor for creating adventure games in style of Gabriel Knight 3 (WIN) 3DCakeWalk allows the development of commercial quality games with all the "state of art" features you will find in today's leading games 3D Game Engine alpha release of an unfinished 3D game engine (DOS/GNU/Linux) The 3D Game Maker point & click 3D game creator (Win) 3D Game Studio produce 3D realtime applications - demos, adventures, role playing, action, advertising, or racing games - without programming skills (WIN) 3D Rad a programmable, user-friendly, 3D real-time engine (WIN) Abstract RTS Engine An RTS engine under development intended for user-produced rules, AI, and media modules (mods) ADePT adventure developing and playing toolkit ADRIFT a simple, yet powerful IF game designer (WIN) Adventure Book CYOA creator Adventure Builder text adventure authoring system (DOS/WIN) AdventurEd system in development for creating graphical adventure games (Amiga) Adventure Game Engine engine for creating graphical first-person adventure games with full support for inventory, save/load games, inventory, puzzles, conversations, full motion video, cutscenes (WIN) Adventure Game Studio make your own point and click adventure games without programming; recently rewritten, now supports the standard Sierra interface as well as the LucasArts interface. Very nice. WIN) Adventure Maker free toolkit to creat point-and-click software for Windows and PSP without programming(Win/PSP) AGAST Adventure Game Authoring System to create and play your own graphic adventure games like those from LucasArts and Sierra On-line (WIN) AGT Adventure Game Toolkit for creating text adventures with graphics and sound (DOS) Aiee! design text adventures without programming experience ALAN for creating interactive fiction (Amiga/Unix/DOS) Alice create your own scripts that control the motion of 3D objects for games, training simulations, etc (WIN95+) Antiryad Gx easy multi platform game creator tool AZALTA system with endless adventures, an infinite number of large worlds to explore, hundreds of puzzles to solve, creatures to meet, and items to find -- you can even create your own worlds/creatures/items (WIN/Amiga) Blades of Exile a fantasy role-playing system (WIN/MAC) Blender free and fully functional 3D modeling/rendering/animation package, including games (Unix/Windows/BeOS) Blitz Basic the legendary Amiga Basic compilier for the PC (WIN) Blitz Basic II basic programming package for creating high-quaility games on the Amiga (Amiga) Blox Game Engine Simple 2D game engine targeted at windows users using visual Byond create online games and applications using a simple programming language ButtonTalkeasy to use tool for creating interaction fiction (MAC to create, exports HTML) CAECHO Spanish program for creating interaction fiction (DOS) Ca3D-Engine create a variety of 3D applications, including games, simulations, and training and architectural software CAT Creative Adventure Toolkit: adventure authoring utility for writing text adventures on your PC (WIN) Clean Game Library complete development system for 2D games (platform games, side scrollers), using the functional language Clean (Win, MAC, Linux) Coconut 2D adventure game development tool (WIN/LINUX) Coldstone the most complete solution for developing games on the Macintosh (MAC) Crystal Space free (LGPL) and portable 3D engine written in C++ (WIN/MAC/DOS/LINUX) Cycon Online Gaming -COG- Engine Open Source project aimed at simplifying the creation of online video games with no programming experience necessary. Dark Basic BASIC language that lets you create fast full-screen DirectX and Direct3D games with incredible ease. You can write a 3D game in minutes! (WIN) Delver shareware single-player overhead-view tile-based computer RPG construction kit written in Java (JAVA) Digital Loca-Lite 3D authoring tool, especially designed for beginning 3D-Game-makers (Win95+) Dimension3 3D game creator (MAC) Divinty RPG maker/editor (MAC) Erasmatazz Authoring tool used to create interactive storyworlds (WIN/MAC) Explorations RPG System independent role playing game engine FPS Creator make your own action packed FPS games without any programming or 3D modelling knowledge Game Book Player This application allows you to write fighting fantasy like game books and has lots of neat features. Game Builder Lite for creating animated adventures and educational programs (DOS) Game Editor design 2D games for PCs and mobile devices Game Maker allows you to make exciting computer games, without the need to write a single line of code(WIN) GameMaker & GameMaker Lite simple, card-based development system that enables you to create simple adventure games with graphics, buttons, and text (MAC) Game Studio the leading authoring suite for 2D and 3D multimedia projects, especially computer games GRAAL script-based Graphic Adventure Authoring Language (Amiga) Golden T Game Engine game programming for JAVA programmers G-Wiz Game Wizard will be tool for designing and playing text adventure and role-playing games (WIN) Hephaestus computer role-playing game system with loadable adventures; with the compiler, you can write your own adventures in a simple yet powerful scripting language, and share them with anyone else who has Hephaestus (JAVA) HUGO a programming language and authoring system for interactive fiction (WIN/DOS/Linux) IndianaJava system to create and run 2D graphic adventure games (JAVA) Inform a design system for interactive fiction (WIN/MAC/Amiga) InterAx create games in an easy to use yet powerful visual environment without programming or scripting. (WIN95+) KPL Kids Programming Language a freeware educational program KOF91 2D fighting game engine (WIN) Lassie Adventure Studio freeware adventure game creation tool for building classic Lucas Arts-style games with Macromedia (now Adobe) Flash and Shockwave LawMaker Game Engine new game engine tailored toward indie game developers Legendary Tales Editor text-based gaming environment which allows anyone to create or enjoy independent adventure modules set in any medieval, swords and sorcery fantasy setting(WIN) LucasHacks the ultimate SCUMM hacking resource including the new SCUMM Revisited (WIN) MAC Game Creator Toolkit CD ROM special registered versions of 5 MAC creators, plus tutorials, utilities, and sample games (MAC) Magx compiler for creating text adventures which is downward compatible with all of the existing versions of the AGT language(DOS/Linux) MechaniQue easy to use programming language for IF (JAVA) Megazeux an object oriented ANSI game maker with many features not found in ZZT (DOS) M.u.C.e.S Multichoice Creation System (MuCeS) allows you to create any type of multiple choice text adventure Multimedia Fusion create exciting interactive applications with a mouse-driven interface - this is the one I use (WIN) My Adventure Game simple tool for creating graphic adventures Odyssey-Creators software to help in game creation and game creation software Official Hamster Republic RPG Construction Engine create your own role-playing games with no programming experience (DOS) PAWS IF authoring system (Various) Pie 3D Game Creation System make your own 3D action games (DOS/WIN) Play Basic a game programming language designed to take the learning curve out of 2D game making Playground build computer environments for 4-8 year olds to play, design, and create games (WIN) Point & Click Developers Kit 2D point and click adventure game developer QML Quest Markup Language free XML-based Choose-Your-Own-Adventure game system Quest Axe Software's app that allows you to create your own text adventure/RPG games, quickly and easily. (WIN95+) QuestMaker for making graphical adventure games (DOS) RayDream Game Studio program to design computer games for Windows, Linux and MacOSX Ray Game Designer Previously commercial (now freeware) 3D Game building system for Windows 3.x and Windows 95\. It allows you to create games based on a RayCaster engine without any knowledge of coding: you only use a point-and-click interface and your favorite drawing tools Reality Factory suite of applications that have been created in order to enable people that are NOT programmers to make advanced, 3d first and third person games for PC's running Windows (WIN) Realm Crafter create your own multiplayer online RPG Ren'Py a programming language and runtime, intended to ease the creation of visual-novel type games REXX Adventure text adventure engine (OS2 Presentation Manager) RPG Toolkit Development System for the Creation and Play of your own RPG Games (WIN) RuneSword RPG game and construction set (Win95+) SCI Studio create games for Sierra's SCI engine(WIN) Scribe development system for interactive fiction Scrolling Game Development Kit complete game development system whose features can be used by experts and beginners alike Silent Walk FPS Creator create FPS style games without any programming knowledge SKClone RPG game maker (WIN) SLUDGE (Scripting Language for Unhindered Development of a Gaming Environment) is the box of cogs that will be available so that anyone (within reason) can use it to make an adventure game. (WIN) Sphere RPG engine specialized for making 2D, console-style RPGs, similar to Final Fantasy and Phantasy Star (WIN) Stagecast create multi-level games, mazes, puzzles and simulations for the Web, using the mouse to demonstrate what you want each character to do(MAC/WIN) StoryHarp Audioventure Authoring System adds the dimension of voice to interactive fiction development (WIN95/NT) StoryLand create Cooperative stories, using only a WEB browser StorySprawl a site devoted to the creation of hyperfiction SUDS adventure game system which combines the content and feel of a text adventure game with the point-and-click style of Windows (WIN) TADS text adventure development system (DOS/WIN/MAC/Amiga/AtariST/OS2/Acorn) ThinBASIC Adventure Builder Interactive Fiction creator ToonTalk - Making Programming Child's Play build and run all sorts of computer programs (WIN) VERGE a role-playing game creation system (DOS) Visionaire2d (English Version) software that enables you to create your own adventure game without even having experience in a programming language WinPAW windows version of the Professional Adventure Writer (PAW)(WIN) Wintermute Engine a set of tools for creating and running graphical adventure games(WIN) World Builder create your own adventure games (MAC)

Total time logged in: 14 days, 11 hours and 32 minutes. damn, i really need to get a life :O

well depending here in the world you are today is "Friday 13th" and i ti going to be a full moon so it is going to be an intresting day at that :P so i say to you all, and watch out for creepy peeps "this has been a public service anouncement.. it there was a real emergence you would all be dead by now… have a nice day "

so what is [ the answer to life the universe and everything?] what do you guys think….

ok i have ben looking for the tileset templets/blanks so i can make my own and i can do a search it takes me to google :( so dose anyone have the tileset templets or blanks please post them … it is a b**ch to line those thing up with out it :)

why cant i "mark all as read" in my "replies to my post" i only ask because it looks like it put "new post" in everyone i ever posted in .. and i know that no one really wants to read what i have to say or thing on things :P so is there a way to clear those post , thanks

i was doing some work online when i wanted to go to GOOGLE when the following message poped up…. i mean really how many hits dose google get to be that busy.. :neutral:  ps. i think this is a comspericy

geeze guy/gals cant we all just get along and not be so backhanding on each others, just because you might or might not be good or the best at something dose not mean you need to trash people to the existents of leaving [which i have seen on a few accasions] you all need to grow up alittle ja know… we are here to make awsome games and help other make them too not to show off ones ego... so can we please play nicely in the sandbox... i mean come on, we are all above this childish things :P ps. this not directed at no one just venting about events here enigmax :neutral:

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i have been seeing alot of people doing custum tiles and i was thinking of desiging my own tiles but was wondering what tiles are considered in a basic game world tilesheet design… thanks enigmax

knowing that this site/fourm is mostly guys… i will give a leap of faith and hope there are some females and maybe some mothers so to them "happy mutters day" :)

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it would seem like those BOTS are bringing up our numbers :grin: > Most Online Today: 158\. > Most Online Ever: 671 (March 18, 2008, 11:00:55 am) party on BOTS, party on….

has anyone heard of this windows xp dark edition ? is it an OS of an updgrade of the OS.. i want to but it but dont want to get a whole new OS :( What you guys think.. Windows XP Dark Edition    The Original Windows Modified of Dark Edition: - RyanVM s Windows XP Post-SP2 Update Pack 2.1.11 June 22 2007 - RVMAddons_1.8.2 - RUPUpdates-2.1.11.13-Addon - WScript57-1.0.0-Addon - DriveSpace_v4.1.0.17 - Kels_CPLBonus_addon_v6.8 - Boooggy_WMP11Addon - Gorki_AddOn_QTAddressBar - NR_CursorsAIO_Addon_1.3 - Ricks_StylerTB1401_AddOn - Ricks_ViStartBuild2502_AddOn_70906 - Ricks_VistaRTMBootSceen_KB940322 - Ricks_WindowsSidebar_AlkyXP1.0_AddOn_70830 - Ricktendo64_RefreshClock_addon - ENG2ITA_WINFLIP_0421 - VISTALOOKDE - DirectX 9.0c November 2007 AddOn 0.3.2 - CNC Changelog: * 2.1.11.1: Original * 2.1.11.2: Workaround for a restriction in the RVMI that prohibits the use of drivercab_copy for addons * 2.1.11.3: Fixed typo in INF * 2.1.11.4: Added 9 non-public updates that superseded existing files * 2.1.11.5: Added 6 non-public updates that superseded existing files updated MRT and Flash * 2.1.11.6: Added KB935198 and KB939273 and stubbed the MRT * 2.1.11.7: Microsoft s July 24 updates plus a new kernel (details) * 2.1.11.8: Very minor updates: replaced KB935198 with KB939884 updated QFECheck and recompiled the MRT stub to make it even smaller * 2.1.11.9: Microsoft s August 14 updates (details) * 2.1.11.10: Split off Windows Script 5.7 * 2.1.11.11: Updated Microsoft Update and Windows Update to 7.0.6000.381 * 2.1.11.12: Replaced KB934428 with KB941037 removed the MU TZ fix (no longer needed) made a minor change to the KB923845 entries * 2.1.11.13: Added 1 public update and 3 non-public updates (details) All In One Driver - DriverPack Chipset - DriverPack CPU - DriverPack Graphics - DriverPack LAN - DriverPack MassStorage - DriverPack Sound - DriverPack WLAN Hardware requirements: Processor: 1.6 GHz or better Video Card: 64 Mb (ATI Radeon 9 series or nVidia GeForce 5 series or higher) System RAM: 256 MB Hard-Disk: 2.5 GB of available hard-disk space Display: A minimum of 1024x768 pixels for a 4: 3 aspect ratio and 1280x720 pixels for a widescreen aspect ratio is recommended Drive: Any DVD-ROM or CD-ROM- drive

can someome post a version of Eclipse Engine 12.5 i heard it was the most advance of all the engines. enigmaX

dose anyone know the "BBCode" for pre-formated text, because im getting sick of everything going left justify when i write something…. i would like it to be just as i typed, spaces and all :)

the EE i have been using for the last year now has been working fine until i tried to use it today when this came up…. i never see this before how do i fix it.... 

WITH GREAT POWER COME GREAT RESPONSABILITY !!! but who is the real – Marsh

post you best april fools day prank …. i once had a friend who was heavey in religin and decited to become a nun and take the value of chasity so i told her that we here going to have a party for her accomplishments so at the party we got like 15 male strippers.. hehe lets just say she is not a nun no more heheh

1\. Nitroglycerin suppository 2\. Dr. Kivorkian approved suicide/euthanasia kit 3\. Paper cuts from hate mail 4\. Wine press 5\. Random act of terrorism 6\. Dissolved in organic solvent of choice (e.g. 1,1,1-trichloroethane, acetone, carbon tetrachloride) 7\. Clubbed by a baby seal hunter 8\. Exploding gas barbecue 9\. Date with Lorena Bobbit / Tonya Harding 10\. Rusty meat hook 11\. Pulp digester / Saw mill 12\. Sexually transmitted disease 13\. Lethal ingestion of bean sprouts and tofu 14\. Skydiving accident (His concrete parachute fails to open). 15\. Bill meets the Terminator. "Hasta la vista…Billy!". 16\. Gag exploding software box. 17\. Field trip to the Toronto Metro Zoo. Bill loves to sell his products to all of the carnivores. 18\. Tylenol laced with cyanide 19\. Sacrifice to a tribal god 20\. Fed through a branch/leaf shredder (or office paper shredder) 21\. Trampling by thousands of tiny spongy feet 22\. Asphyxiation on a twinkie 23\. Bungee jumping with chord tied around neck 24\. 1000 RPM merry-go-round 25\. Building sandcastles in a quicksand box 26\. Dragged behind a school bus on a gravel road 27\. Leg caught in elevator doors 28\. Make it legal to enslave Bill. 29\. Home lobotomy kit 30\. Nasal spray or eye drops replaced with concentrated acid (e.g. nitric, chromic, hydrofluoric, sulfuric, or hydrochloric) 31\. Add crushed glass to his granola or high fiber cereal. 32\. Thrown in a vat of bleach. 33\. Paint him black and turn him over to a white supremacist. 34\. Sucked into a turbo-prop engine 35\. Submerged into a CANDU reactor 36\. Swarmed by killer bees 37\. Deadly parasites 38\. Kidnapped by members of the Columbian drug cartel 39\. Chopped up into pet food (Purina Bill chow) 40\. Shintu massage as administered by a sumo wrestler. 41\. Assimilation by the Borg (If bill doesn't assimilate them first). 42\. Acupuncture with a nail gun 43\. Force fed pure sugar and caffeine until he explodes. 43\. Bill meets Mr. Chainsaw 44\. Hit and run in front of the Microsoft offices. 45\. Exploding in an industrial sized microwave oven. 46\. Strapped to a shuttle launch pad..3, 2, 1, ignition! 47\. Strapped to the heat shields of a space shuttle during reentry. 48\. Brain scrambled (rescrambled?) by aliens 49\. Body cavity search using a fish scaling knife. 50\. Harpooned by a whaling ship 51\. Dipped in liquid nitrogen, and "accidentally" pummeled with a baseball bat (guess they found the glass transition temperature). 52\. Served as Thanksgiving dinner 53\. Eaten by the homeless (Bill pate anyone?) 54\. OOPS! Bill shouldn't have soldered that propane tank while full. 55\. Mistaken for a Pi�ata 56\. Run over by a zamboni 57\. The Microsoft Windows startup sound triggers avalanche. 58\. "Accidentally" shoved in front of a subway train. 59\. Nuclear warhead explodes at ground Bill. 60\. Scientific experiments on Bill sublimation temperature. 61\. Crushed between plates in a fault line. 62\. Blended into McBill shakes, and pressed into McBill patties (would you like McFries with that?) 63\. Inquiring minds want to know... What is the tensile strength of Bill? 64\. Used as a crash test dummy. Listen up boys and girls. This is what can happen to you if you don't wear your seat belt. 65\. Bill becomes one with Oscar Myer. 66\. Bill used as shark bait. 67\. Used as a guinea pig in a pain threshold study. 68\. Used in a TV commercial promotion of Ginsu Knives. Even after cutting this tin can, the ginsu knives rip through Bill's flesh with ease. 69\. Diplomatic mission with Klingons 70\. Deep sea diving in a locked steamer trunk. 71\. Nato air strike. 72\. Live organ donor. 73\. Egyptian mummification ritual. 74\. Plummet into an active volcano. 75\. Coated in honey and fed to the fire ants. 76\. Conversion to sugar glazed junk food. 77\. Quiet dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer. 78\. Pilgrimage to the Holy land. 79\. Tie him down and run over him with a steam roller. 80\. Visit to the taxidermist. 81\. Blasted with a Neuron-T-disrupter. 82\. Take him off Prozac. 83\. Forced to watch "The Wall" video without his happy pills. 84\. 100 hours of continuous "Black Sabbath". 85\. Give him a lead role in a snuff film. 86\. Tar and feathered by crazed computer users. 87\. Spontaneous combustion. 88\. Bludgeoned to red paste. 89\. Compressed to a singularity. 90\. Bent, folded and mutilated by Canada Post. 91\. Send him to a Bill's game dressed as a Miami Dolphin. 92\. The plague 93\. Extruded through microcapilliaries. 94\. Forced to spend a week with Bart Simpson. 95\. Bill goes for a spin on a cyclotron. Too bad about the sudden stop. 97\. Pre-mortum autopsy reveals that Bill's head is full of worms. 98\. Massage with a stun gun. 99\. Heat pasteurization. 100\. Bill stars in an Itchy and Scratchy movie. 101\. Abandoned in a sensory deprivation tank. 102\. Bill meets Elmira (I'm gonna hug him and squeeze him to itty bitty pieces.) 103\. Put Bill in an old Star Trek episode, in a RED SHIRT. 104\. Put Bill in a Star Trek Next Generation episode, in a gold shirt. 105\. Make him the drummer of Spinal Tap. 106\. Use him as a zap-o-matic target. 107\. Paint him green & give him to Gallager for his Sledge-o-matic. 108\. Paint him green & give him to David Letterman for a 10 story drop. 109\. Confine him with Marvin the depressed Android (Douglas Adams). 110\. Put a horse collar on him and abandon him on alt.sex.beastiality. 111\. Stick him in a car with Ted Kennedy near a bridge. 112\. Paint "Branch Dividian & Proud of it" and drop him off at the BATF hq. 113\. Put him on a blind date with Lorena Bobbit AFTER she gets her new set of Ginsu(tm) knives. 114\. Bill scrapple. 115\. Bury him next to Jimmy Hoffa. 116\. Tell Tipper Gore he wrote a program on how to masturbate. 117\. Recreate the Challenger accident with Bill playing substitute teacher. 118\. Use Bill as a test subject for exotic new nerve gases. 119\. Hit him with a car. 120\. Book him on an airplane who's new autopilot runs on Windows 98. 121\. Grant him the privilege of being the first person to cross a new bridge that was designed using Windows 98. 122\. Plant a bomb in his Macintosh. 123\. Make Bill use Windows 3.1. 124\. Get a bunch of pauperizes to follow him. 125\. Spatial Anomaly. 126\. Drop a VAX on his head. 127\. Shove him out the nearest air lock. 128\. Push him in to a vat of molten steel. 129\. Attack him with nanites, have them remove his liver. 130\. Hide unshielded plutonium under his bed. 131\. Travel back in time and convince his parents to use contraceptives. 132\. Swipe $10 from Bill, get Bill to chase you. Run toward a very deep canyon, but stop at the edge. Bill will zoom by. On his way down he will hold up a sign that says "yikes!". 133\. Get Tim "The tool man" Taylor to re-wire Bill's helicopter beanie. 134\. Force him to take a shower with an electric eel. 135\. Get him a lifetime subscription to the "addictive drug of the month club." 136\. Take him roller skating on the roof of a very tall building, with uneven spots near the edged of the roof. 137\. Aliens abduct Bill Gates. Their space ship crashes when he tries to "upgrade" their systems. 138\. Feed him to Barny. 139\. Get him a lifetime subscription to the "unstable explosive of the month club". 140\. Drown him in bean dip. 141\. Drag Bill to the Recycle Bin. 142\. Replace Bill's heart with a mechanical heart, that runs Windows 2000. 143\. Drop Bill head first on to a bed of nails. 144\. Set Beavis and Butthead loose in Microsoft HQ. 145\. Put Bill right in front of a hungry T-rex. 146\. Beaten to death by an enraged mime. 147\. Packed in to a giant snow ball and rolled down the side of Mt. Everest. 148\. Trick him in to walking through a mesh of high intensity laser beams. Look! Little bitty Billy pieces! 149\. Choke to death on a nice, hot cup of java. 150\. Bludgeoned to death by his own Active X controls. 151\. Get him drunk to where he passes out. Before he wakes up, fly him to Briton and leave him in a car. 152\. Shrink him to 1 1/2" tall. Make him roommates with a hungry hamster. 153\. Stuff him in a dryer and set it to "extra-dry". 154\. Write the split-second control system for his car in Visual Basic 4. 155\. Put him in a rocket and shoot him in to the sun. 156\. Tell him someone dropped a $20 bill into a deep well. 157\. Shrink him down to the size of a molecule and hit him with a proton. 158\. Force him to do all his work through "MS-Bob". 159\. Brain transplant with an iguana. 160\. Implant a device in to him that zaps him every time he tries to sleep. 161\. One of a kind, Life-size 3D Bill Gates jig saw puzzle. 162\. An operation to surgically remove his wallet. 163\. Slap him silly with a concrete block. 164\. Tie him up in christmas lights. Dump a bucket of water on him. 165\. Put a Roto-Rooter up Bill's butt. 166\. Tie him up in a white sheet and call Ghostbusters. 167\. Choke him to death on the wide end of a spatula. 168\. Pressed to death in a giant waffle iron. 169\. Cut in to thin strips and used as fire lighter. 170\. Prodded with Klingon pain sticks until his head explodes. 171\. Expose him to that mysterious death fog that turns people inside out. 172\. Transporter accident. He materializes with his head attached to his butt. 173\. Switch his glasses with trick glasses that make everything look pixilated. Give him a gun and some ammo. When he starts killing people, call the police. 174\. Lock him in a room with an infinite amount of pissed off monkeys. 175\. Rewire his nervous system. Connect his ears to his legs and his mouth to his bladder. 176\. On a vacation to a beach, Bill lets someone bury him up to his head in sand. They then run over his head with a lawn mower. 177\. Fill him up with unleaded. 178\. Goes hunting. Deer drive home with Bill on the top of the car. 179\. Use DNA re-sequencing to clone an "anti-Bill". 180\. The molecules in Bills body get bored and decompose in to hydrogen. 181\. Mauled by a small yellow funny-ol' bear. 182\. Ass kicken contest with John Romero. 183\. Accidentally crosses paths with a disgruntled postal worker. 184\. Have Santa bring him that exploding Barny toy he always wanted. 185\. Inflate Bill. Use him as a balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 186\. Freeze him in carbonite and use him as a wall decoration. 187\. Pay the janitor to put some extra wax on the floors. Watch Bill sliiiide right in on Monday morning.... 188\. W31... W95... W98... BOOM! You sunk my Billy ship! 189\. Sell Microsoft a ten ton led brick. Put it on their Bill. 190\. Slashed to death by a hyperactive paper clip. 191\. Crushed to death by a hard copy of all of the lawsuits against him. 192\. "Beamed" using 1997 technology. 193\. In the future scientists will discover how to convert Bill in to a clean, efficient fuel. 194\. Modify his screen saver to produce suicidal subliminal messages. 195\. Freak foot powder / molecular inversion accident. 196\. Pushed in to a deep fryer. Cooked to a golden brown. Served with secret sauce. 197\. Liquefy, consume and regurgitate Bill. 198\. Switch his deodorant with 2-ton mega paste. 199\. Use sharpened circular saw blades in a fun game of frisbee with Bill. 200\. Lodge 100 Linux CDs in Bills abdomen. 201\. The ever classic stake through the hart. 202\. Abandon him on an Elbonian mud farm. 203\. Put him in the same room with Robbie the Robot. Robbie is pissed about how Bill "upgraded" his sister. 204\. Bill plummets for 24 stories and lands in a pile of bullshit. 205\. The next Comdex with guest speaker Bill Gates, will be held in South Park. 206\. Put Bill in the middle of a building that is about to be imploded. 207\. A star ship beams him up, but routes his pattern to a food replicator. 208\. Thrown at a canvas at over 300 MPH and used as art. 209\. Exorcism. 210\. New antibiotic that destroys Bill cells. 211\. Lock him in a small room with Terrance and Philip. 212\. Stuff his "Microsoft Bob" underpants down his throat. 213\. Dies of a heart attack after having a nightmare where everybody is running Linux, MacOS, OS/2, BEos, etc, and NOT Windows. 214\. Crushed under a collapsing set of bleachers while scouting out new territory. 215\. Killed by his non-evil twin from an alternate universe. 216\. Boiled in a huge pot of macaroni. Mixed and served with cheese sauce. 217\. With no warning, MS HQ is about to be bulldozed to make way for a new bypass. Bill throws himself in the path of the bulldozers. 218\. Stuffed in a giant donut and left in a police convention. 219\. Replace his nose spray with a mini-mega-suction-o-matic. 220\. Beaten to shreds with the ceremonial killamajig. 221\. Bill's new pacemaker with a built in wireless web server gets mentioned, with a link, on Slashdot. 222\. Thrown in to a pit of rabid llamas. 223\. Cave-in while ass spelunking. 224\. Squashed by a twenty ton gavel. 225\. There IS no Bill. 226\. Bill tries out a new electric toothbrush made out of plastiqe explosives. 227\. Manufacturing accedient in Microsoft's newly aquired nuclear arms devision. 228\. Soylent Bill. 229\. Ripped to shreads by a flock of angry penguins. 230\. Killed by a radation leak and brough back to life as a hologram - who's holo projection system runs Windows 98. 231\. Throw a bucket of water on him and watch him melt. 232\. Take him for a ride one of the Navy's new ships with Windows-powered navigation. 233\. Bill's attempt to start a new "Kentucky Fried Penguin" chain backfires as the penguins start an "eat more Bill" campaign. 234\. Place a chip in his head that gives him an electrical shock every time a copy of Windows crashes somewhere. 235\. Turns in to the space fetus from the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey... and is promptly aborted. 236\. Impale Bill on a CueCat bar code reader. Or would that be in violation of Digital Convergence's Intellectual Property? 237\. Ordered by the DOJ to port Internet Explorer to the TI-99/4A all by himself. 238\. Browser wars escalate to using nuclear weapons. 239\. Deny his oxygen usage request form R32B-432/Z. 240\. Convince bill to take up chainsaw juggling. 241\. Giant cheese shredder. 242\. Billskin rug. 243\. Blown out a whales' ass. 244\. Giant electric egg mixer. 245\. Rover Retriever gets rabies and mauls bill. 246\. Install service pack on Bill. 247\. Let bill go on a moon mission - and leave him there. 248\. Killed in a fouled up attempt by a cyborg from the future to assassinate the future leader of the resistance against the then sentient Microsoft Sky.net. 249\. When the day comes that all monetary transactions (even for food) must go through MS Passport - Lock bill out of his account. 250\. Fatal zipper explosion. 251\. Killed by a mob of angry penguins on a trip to the north pole. 252\. Bill Gates is "open soured." 253\. Bill tries out a new electric toothbrush made out of plastic explosives. 254\. Hell opens up beneath Microsoft HQ and sucks it and Bill in. 255\. Ripped limb from limb by a Wookie. 256\. Pack him in to a giant firework and set him off for the 4th of july. 257\. Stuff him in a trash can and through him off a cliff. 258\. Eaten by a dopefish. (burp!) 259\. Killer dishwasher spots! 260\. Died in a browsing accident. Disclaimer: This list is provided for entertainment purposes only. I am not responsible for the actions of induhviduals who may try to kill or otherwise injure Bill Gates or other people. and my all time favorite [http://www.metacafe.com/watch/392488/south_park_bill_gates/](http://www.metacafe.com/watch/392488/south_park_bill_gates/)

ok i came across this and i could not stop laughing .. **warning contains course language** Good evening. (What's up). This afternoon in this room, from this chair, I testified before the Office of Independent Counsel and the grand jury. (Today at my crib these suckers and playa-haters started grillin' me). I answered their questions truthfully, including questions about my private life, questions no American citizen would ever want to answer. (They started frontin'about my game and asking all kinds of foul shit). Still, I must take complete responsibility for all my actions, both public and private. And that is why I am speaking to you tonight. (I'm tired of these haters throwing salt in my game. I'm going to let y'all know my Mackin style tonight). As you know, in a deposition in January, I was asked questions about my relationship with Monica Lewinsky. While my answers were legally accurate, I did not volunteer information. (Awhile back, you nosy mother fuckers wanted to know if I was hittin'ho-ass Monica's skins. You did not have any video, so if you want to believe a 10 ho, then oh well). Indeed, I did have a relationship with Ms. Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse in judgment and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely and completely responsible. (Yeah, I was hittin' that dime dropping Bitch! She was only sucking my jimmie though. I was stupid for messing with a young big-mouthed skank…....., but don't hate me because I'm a playa). But I told the grand jury today and I say to you now that at no time did i ask anyone to lie, to hide or destroy evidence. (Outside of that shit I told punk-ass AG (Al Gore) to put on gay-ass Starr, Monica and her snitching friend, I was chill the whole time). I can only tell you I was motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect myself from the embarrassment of my own conduct. (Man look,I heard she was down with what ever. She wasn't all that but I plannedto pimp her around to my boyz in the Senate). The independent counsel investigation moved on to my staff and friends, then into my private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation. (Those haters started sweatin' my homeys and my peeps. I got real pissed when they tried to make me look like I'm not real or something. As a matter of fact their shady asses are on the take anyway). This has gone on too long, cost too much and hurt too many innocent people. (Tryin' to hit me they wasted a lot of Cheddar and pissed off my Crew). Nothing is more important to me personally. But it is private, and I intend to reclaim my family life for my family. It's nobody's business but ours. (I'm a pimp and playa and I'm going to be one! Get some business'. Hillary is chill because I got more than enough White Water dirt on her ass, that will get her sent up before I'm outta here). It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private life andget on with our national life. (Quit harassing me because I'm going to Floss regardless. Just in case y'all forgot until you chumps ax me I'm still the shit!) Now it is time - in fact, it is past time - to move on. (Fuck all y'all, I don't give a fuck!)

happy easter everyone :o don't eat too much chocolate eggs ;D

happy Saint Patrick's Day too all im not drunk enough yet but getting there ;D a little history in "Saint Patrick's Day" St. Patrick is believed to have driven the snakes from Ireland. Once a pagan himself, St. Patrick is one of Christianity's most widely known figures. The modern secular holiday is based on the original Christian saint's feast day also thought to be the date of the saint's death. In 1737, Irish immigrants to the United States began observing the holiday publicly in Boston and held the first St. Patrick's Day Parade in New York City in 1766. Today, the tradition continues with people from all walks and heritages by wearing green, eating Irish food, and attending parades. St. Patrick's Day is bursting with folklore; from the shamrock to the leprechaun and to pinching those that are not wearing green. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick's_Day](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick's_Day) ** pinch all not wearing green on the forum today ***

you all have changed the following area 3 times now.. dose it have a purpose or is it just there for the shore wonderment… what I'm talking about [Reputation Power: 1] [Karma= -2] [forgot the one before tat]