Kamoulox

[cheatking]

> Kamoulox, a French game created by two humorists, works this way : make a nonsensical sentence (eg. : "I stab Tony Danza in the toe with my ice cream."), then let your opponent answer your sentence with another one that can alter or not the (non-existent) rules (eg. : "You can't, I parked my Audi in a walnut tree." or "This gets me 50 points because I made an apple pie for the transsexual German karate team."). For added insanity, a referee (always called "John-Bob" regardless of the gender) can make suggestions. ANY kind of suggestions (eg. "For 16 turns, your sentences must include the word 'marxist'." or "Player B, your next sentence must be said with a drunk Texas accent."). The winner is the first man who manages to yell "Kamoulox!" when his/her opponent takes too long to come up with an answer. And even that can be contested by John-Bob.

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