Twist My Wish!

[Murdoc]

@Hayloskien:

> Granted but someone would have to be Gargemel so, have fun with your new life
>
> I wish to have more hang out with my son and nephew

Granted, but they might make a mess and you'll have to clean it up?

I wish you were here.

(yes, it's a pink floyd song i know)

[kibbelz]

granted but it turns out he is a dirty old man.
i wish for eo to not have to be downloded but played on a website.

[Murdoc]

@kibbelz:

> granted but it turns out he is a dirty old man.
> I wish for eo to not have to be downloded but played on a website.

Granted.. But you'll need the coagulating reticulating lever device for that to work properly.

[shwamshwam1]

whats your wish?

i wish my game was a big hit

[kibbelz]

granted but someone hackes it and it gets destroyed.
i wish for lemons to defeat cookies in ww3

[Xergio]

Granted but the lemon had insects inside

I wish for a keyblade to defeat Vanitas

[kibbelz]

granted but you slip and your keyblade breaks.
i wish for the next president of america to be some dude called bob O.O

[Xergio]

Granted but he resulted B.o.B…. not bob
I want an unbreakable keyblade to defeat Vanitas Sentiment

[shwamshwam1]

granted, but Vanitas Sentiment kills you with one poke,

i wish people liked me

[Patrick]

Granted, with everyone liking you, everyone wanted you so badly they fought. With them fighting over you, they pulled and pulled and pulled. Everyone got a piece of you. You died.

I wish people twisted my wishes better.

[mattt183]

granted, but they they start doing that so much you got paranoid and killed yourself.

I wish for a sugar cookie (my favorite)  ;)

[shwamshwam1]

granted, but its salt not sugar,

i wish i had some money

[mattt183]

Granted, but then a hobo asked for some, you refused and then the hobo came and killed you  :evil:

I wish i didn't have to study for exams

[Kijurika]

@mattt183:

> Granted, but then a hobo asked for some, you refused and then the hobo came and killed you  :evil:
>
> I wish I didn't have to study for exams

Granted but you failed them for being lazy and not studying ;D

[shwamshwam1]

granted, but you didnt have a wish so you get no insentive

i wish for a better graphics card

[dlom]

Granted, but it only has 4 megabytes of internal ram.

I wish I didn't have to wish.

[Drummerpete]

Granted. You didn't have to wish, but you did anyway.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

[Yxxe]

Granted, but this wished fish has no gills, so you die.

I wish I could be more awake.

[shwamshwam1]

granted but you're so awake that you cant get to sleep, thus you die of lack of sleep

i wish i knew how to make paper shurikens

[Yxxe]

You forgot to wish. ;D

I wish Decay had a wish.

[shwamshwam1]

granted, but i get so many wishes, that everyone dies,
i wish i didnt get so many wishes that people would die

[SawQuart]

granted, but your hatred causes a riot and you end up dead instead of everyone.
I wish for a pony.

[mattt183]

Granted, but you gave the pony to many beans and it farted and pooped all over you and your computer.
I wish i had a dog  :renzo:

[shwamshwam1]

granted, but its a sausage dog, you think its a hotdog and you eat it,

i wish i could spell sentence right

[mattt183]

Granted, but then you start misspelling everything else.