Twist My Wish!

[Pickle]

Here's how it goes - one person makes a wish, then the next person twists that wish to make it something bad and then posts their own wish.

Example:

I wish I had a cookie.

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Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish I could fly.

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And on like that.

I'll start it off:

I wish it wasn't late at night.

[Hayloskien]

Granted but Renzo eats it
I wish for silence

[kibbelz]

granted but you gwt so pissed off not being able to understand people easily you suicide.
I wish for world chaos =3

[Hayloskien]

Granted but it's only on tv

I wish for fresh and minty breath no matter what I eat.

[kibbelz]

granted but you get some side affects like arms growing out of your head O.O
i wish to get a highscre in the arcade.

[shwamshwam1]

granted but the previous high score owner hunts you down and kills you,
i wish i wasn't un-fit

[Hayloskien]

Granted but the sudden muscle growth tares your skin
I wish there where more games like Overlord

[kibbelz]

granted but there are so many you get pissed off with them really quickly
i wish earth to be invaded by giant lemons

[shwamshwam1]

granted but one lands in your mouth any you start to cry,
i wish for a hlaf decent wish

[Hayloskien]

Granted but it is enjoyed by someone else

I wish for it to rain candy

[shwamshwam1]

granted, but you eat to much of them that you have to roll everywhere,
i wish that i could drive

[kibbelz]

granted and you crash and you damage yourself so badly you can never drive again.
I wish to have a job

[Hayloskien]

Granted, here's a pickle suit and a sign.  Get dancing!

I wish for a river of icecream

[VitinhooxD]

Ok , granted but its poisoned.

I wish a roasted potato.

[kibbelz]

granted but the roast potato is burned and tastes awful.
I wish for this topic to become a sticky

[shwamshwam1]

granted, but it gets too sticky that you cant get off the page =D

i wish i had chief's drum kit (earlier reference)

[VitinhooxD]

Ok , granted but its broken.

I wish 100 USD Dollars that arent stolen money.

[kibbelz]

granted but when you touch it is sets on fire
i wish for 10 smily faces to walk down the street and shoot some random guy who isnt me.

[Hayloskien]

Granted but the guy they shot was the only one who could difuse the bomb strapped to your chest.

I wish for tickets to a Gwar concert

[kibbelz]

granted but there are bombs strapped to them and you die
i wish for world peace

[shwamshwam1]

never going to happen, sorry :sad:

i wish the rev wasnt dead

[kibbelz]

dude your supposed to twist it. eg granted but with all of the happieness and flower picking you go insane ect… well i will just continue.
Granted but it sucked so bad you stop.
i with to build the biggest pie evah :D

[shwamshwam1]

@kibbelz:

> dude your supposed to twist it

i know.

anyway…
granted but its so big that it crushes you
i wish that people could understand me

[Murdoc]

@DecayEffect:

> @kibbelz:
>
> > dude your supposed to twist it
>
> I know.
>
> anyway…
> granted but its so big that it crushes you
> I wish that people could understand me

ummm… Granted, but they probably wouldn't like the real you anyway.

I wish smurfs were real life.

[Hayloskien]

Granted but someone would have to be Gargemel so, have fun with your new life

I wish to have more hang out with my son and nephew