sir zach Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 So I met my friends mom and her boyfriend today, and we were talking about wine, then that turned into communion at our church and then the boy friend, Martyn asks:> Martyn: Didn't Jesus turn water into wine?> Me: Yup!> Martyn: Awesome. Yeah Jesus just said, 'F_ck this shit! I'm making wine! My holy home-boiss, we are drinking tonight!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 i lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrNova Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I didnt…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT Snim Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I have one even better. Brace your self, it involves PMSing. My friend and I were having lunch with my bro. Her phone rings and she sees it's her BF. She throws her phone back in to her purse and said "I'm not answering right now I'm mad at him!"My bro asked "Why. what did he do?"She said "I'm PMSing, I don't NEED a reason".My bro was all like. "Ok." XDA moment passed and she grabbed her phone again and added. "If he doesn't call me back I'm going to be so pissed off at him. Srsly."My bro just started laughing.Moments later he did call back. My bro was all like. "Oh, he's smart." I loled then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reguba Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Haha I liked Snim's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrig94 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I got one.I was like reading this bored.My mom walks in and says are you wasting your time again.I was like 'no'.After reading this I realized, man, this was a waste of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 its educational and if you want to go into a gaming or programming career its good experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 This is a great thread if you want to learn what makes people laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reguba Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Oh I got a good one as well. I was playing the game "Catch Phrase" where you get a word and try to make your team guess it by describing it. My step sister got a word and she proceeds to describe it as such…Step sister: "I think its another name for a female dog."My dad: "Bi tch?"Step sister: "NO! what are you talking about?!"The guessing went on for awhile until...Everyone guessing: "We give up what is it?"Step sister: "It's feline!"What makes it even funnier is the fact that she said it as if we were all stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 mmm… fail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 that's sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrig94 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 lol, Pete's was the best!I meant this thread not the whole forum marsh…Now it helps me get better from sickness... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg1423 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Pete never posted in this thread, what are you talking about? o.o"On a side note: REGUBA!?!?!? Where've you been, buddeh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 (I'm Pete.)XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrig94 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 sorry…but dg, you just failed... ;{Anyways here is another one...My friends and I were making fun of some people, racially (just as a joke).One of them said "WTF man, you're f*cking racist"I said, "No, I'm not. Racism is a crime. And crime is for black people." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT Snim Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 That's not funny. T_T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reguba Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Haha, thats horrible shrig, also dg I come back once in a while and post, ask Marsh I check in with him once a month or so. :cheesy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT Snim Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 OK, Here… Some of you may find this funny. It showcases one N00bs stupidity, and one l337 master trying to make said n00b smart.(05:01:54 PM) Elder: and uh squish the sidewalk tiles a little bit to give it a better perspective(05:05:53 PM) TTSnim: What do you mean "Squish"(05:06:05 PM) Elder: i mean they look birds eye(05:06:16 PM) TTSnim: I can't understand these perspective things with out examples.(05:06:18 PM) TTSnim: DX(05:06:26 PM) Elder: like you're staring at it from the top(05:06:34 PM) TTSnim: They ARE birds eyes, it's the only way I've ever seen them done(05:06:54 PM) Elder: we need to make it 45*(05:07:03 PM) TTSnim: I need to see an example(05:07:14 PM) TTSnim: Because it's not working for me with out one(05:07:37 PM) Elder: tt just make it 3 vertical by 2 horizontal(05:07:50 PM) TTSnim: I don't understand(05:08:10 PM) TTSnim: T_T(05:08:35 PM) TTSnim: Do you mean when I'm "Mapping"(05:08:40 PM) Elder: no(05:08:43 PM) Elder: i mean the tile(05:08:54 PM) Elder: each brick is a square(05:09:02 PM) Elder: that doesn't make sense(05:09:05 PM) TTSnim: Yeah(05:09:15 PM) Elder: they should be rectangles(05:09:28 PM) TTSnim: O.o(05:09:34 PM) Elder: >.<(05:09:42 PM) TTSnim: But they are not.(05:09:49 PM) TTSnim: They are 32X32(05:09:55 PM) Elder: of course they aren't because they are squares(05:10:01 PM) TTSnim: Yes.(05:10:01 PM) Elder: god damn(05:10:04 PM) Elder: 1 second(05:10:06 PM) TTSnim: ok(05:10:24 PM) TTSnim: I think we are having a problem.And it goes on like this for several more maddening minutes. I feel like an idiot. DX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 [23:16] TTSnim: Well, I have cats. And the internet[23:17] TTSnim: It sort of like a BF if you mix it all together:cheesy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrig94 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 lol that was freakin funny snim…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg1423 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 did you end up understanding it though? XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT Snim Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Well, I do know what I'm being asked to do. In my head it makes sense, change the way a bunch pixels look so it looks less "Flat".This does NOT work for me visually however. Smaller arias of path do not make it any less "Bird's eye" for me. it just looks like my path went on a crash diet. Besides that I''m just following how other tile sets look. It all makes me want to cry/flap my arms and yell like a ninny. XD. . .T_T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT Snim Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 @Anna:> [23:16] TTSnim: Well, I have cats. And the internet> [23:17] TTSnim: It sort of like a BF if you mix it all together> > :cheesy:So true I'd quote that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oracle Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 lol. i wonder if christians find this funny. =p. Me being anthanogist, i find it hiarious!for you people who don't know what anthanogist means:someone who believes in god but does not have a religious preference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 I dont get it oracle… I have christian beliefs, but im not sure what you are asking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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