ENIGMAX Posted September 4, 2008 Author Share Posted September 4, 2008 What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26\.Then:< BR>H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%andK-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%But ,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reguba Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Ha! I think I heard that some where before, but none the less good find. Then there's that one how girls are the root of all evil… oh I love that proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 WE ARE NOT!I DEMAND PROOF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Girls require time and money;Time is money;Money is the root of all evil;With these 3 "facts" you can mathematically derive that "Girls = Evil" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 that logic seems flawed!girls != evilthey only require evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Well I'm just saying that was the alledged "proof" - not that I agree with it. The math in it is correct since it is very basic, but those propositions aren't valid. I was simply explaining the argument since I've seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 hmmm… I'll have to research this some more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 My ex didn't actually require money. She earned more than I did. xDSeems only girls who are too lazy to work are evil ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oracle Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 hm… so you're telling me that i should be an asskisser, have an attitude and think that girls are evil in order to give 100%?im soldxD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reguba Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Proof Gwen… I'm sorry but mathz proofed it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENIGMAX Posted September 5, 2008 Author Share Posted September 5, 2008 lol.. you really cant argue with science(math) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Yeah like I said the math is sound, but the propositions are not valid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 wellits trueeven if it doesnt mathematically work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 yea but i like a little evil in my girl ;)i might be thinking of the wrong kind of evil though… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfdog Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 If you contemplate the fact they are all evil in there own ways. Then You must also do the math that men are evil. So if male and female both are evil, what is not? Answer that. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kender the great Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 @renzo:> yea but i like a little evil in my girl ;)> i might be thinking of the wrong kind of evil though…no your thinking about kinky. thats not evil. :D. i bet our motto's the same ;). "what ever shes into." :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 girls arnt eviljust molevolent and insane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 close spike…mischievious and emotional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I notice that women overreact on everything.men tend to be more forgiving and uncaring about looks (unless theres sports freaks in which case they are considered women with no penis). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Well we have to overreact on everything to make up for your underreaction. Otherwise things wouldnt get done… or at least get done properly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reguba Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 She has a point spike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 touche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 nope.how do you NOT know gwen is a guy.answer that.( that counts for anna too ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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