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Pwnt by a 3 year old


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Yep, thats right. Feel free to laugh at my expense.

I got totally pwnt by my 3 year old daughter.

Sometime, between the hours of 8pm last night and 7am this morning, 
She thought it would be hilarious to coat Daddy's toothbrush with
the Anti-bacterial soap handwash stuff. You know, smells like a hospital and
flowers at the same time?

Anyway. I wash my brush out as per usual before I do my teeth, dont really notice
anything because of the strong toothpaste. 

I noticed it just after I washed my mouth out… I asked her if she
had done 'anything' to daddys toothbrush, and she replied "Jingabah!!" which
is basically her word for "Haha I got you"

Now... 4 hours later, after 6 coffees 6 cigarettes and a packet of Gum..

All I can still taste in my mouth is the damn sickning perfumy taste of the
hand wash.

Moral of the story? well there could be 2...

1\. Hide your toothbrush!
2\. Dont have kids (jk)
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hey at least u didn't have a one year old place cologne in ur video game system when u left for school and then have the same one at the age of 3 place grape juice in your ps2 slim…but regardless that is why when me and my girl have kids i am keeping a lock on my stuff for real
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hah, i totally pwnt this loser i met on the side walk, i was going to cross the road and this guy comes over and says "would you like some help?" like some high pitch choir boy with his pants up to his nipples

i yelled at him "GET LOST!" and he jumped i swear like 10 ft in the air before running with his tail between his… oh...
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@Renzo:

> hah, i totally pwnt this loser i met on the side walk, i was going to cross the road and this guy comes over and says "would you like some help?" like some high pitch choir boy with his pants up to his nipples
>
> i yelled at him "GET LOST!" and he jumped i swear like 10 ft in the air before running with his tail between his… oh...

Have we met?
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@[SB:

> Teh Adulese link=topic=39039.msg378843#msg378843 date=1235102772]
> This is more of a pwning ….
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwFitUC1-3c&feature=related
>
> - Adulese

haha thats a classic man, Id get shot myself if I let her play shooting games..
I pulled out my old Ps1 the other day and time crisis w/gun… wow did I get in trouble.

Its fluffy happy games or racing, thats the rules says mum.. and thats fair enough, we have enough
violence as it is in the world..

I should take a video of her playing Gran Turismo 4... shes pretty good, but you cant race her because she just boots you off the track any chance she gets - she played too much GTA3 ;)

This is her gettin her christmas present...

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