Godlord tries catching wild EFG

[Homicidal Monkey]

(01:57:37 PM) HM: [](http://www.freemmorpgmaker.com/files/imagehost/#76fa6b7262197f2f7bdb9a95a6022ac2.png)
(01:57:43 PM) HM: a wild EFG APPEARS!
(01:57:47 PM) HM: what do you do?
(01:58:00 PM) HM:
[pokeball]  [fight]
[run]
(01:58:05 PM) Godlord: XD
(01:58:14 PM) Godlord: POKEBALL!
(01:58:19 PM) Godlord: I WANT THAT EFG.
(01:58:25 PM) HM: calculating chance catch
(01:58:47 PM) HM: what type of pokeball
(01:58:53 PM) HM: you have 0 masterballs
(01:59:06 PM) Godlord: Wetball (a.k.a. netball)
(01:59:39 PM) HM: brb, big formula
(02:00:18 PM) HM: fuck, slow internets
(02:00:47 PM) HM: Chance = floor (((( TotalHP * 4 ) - ( CurrentHP * 2 )) * CatchRate ) / TotalHP ) + Status + 1
(02:00:56 PM) HM: TotalHP = 100
(02:01:00 PM) HM: current HP = 100
(02:01:14 PM) HM: catchrate = 5
(02:01:17 PM) HM: status = 0
(02:01:17 PM) Godlord: lmao dude.
(02:01:45 PM) HM: chance = floor((((400) - (200)) * 5)/ 100) + 1
(02:01:50 PM) HM: calculator plox
(02:02:25 PM) HM: 11%
(02:02:29 PM) Godlord: 11%
(02:02:30 PM) Godlord: NOW
(02:02:32 PM) Godlord: RANDOMISE
(02:02:33 PM) HM: calculating probability
(02:02:33 PM) Godlord: SEED
(02:02:56 PM) HM: brb, this calc doesnt support probability
(02:03:58 PM) HM: ok, so 11% ~ 1/9
(02:04:38 PM) HM: random generator:
min = 1
(02:04:41 PM) HM: max = 9
(02:04:44 PM) HM: calculating…
(02:04:48 PM) HM: 9 required for catch.
(02:04:51 PM) HM: result: 3
(02:04:54 PM) HM: ooh miss
(02:04:58 PM) HM: [](http://www.freemmorpgmaker.com/files/imagehost/#9cde46a54d9f1cfc952457b368132c83.png)
(02:05:02 PM) Godlord: lmao
(02:05:17 PM) HM: efg steps closer
(02:05:22 PM) HM: what do you do
(02:05:33 PM) HM:
[pokeball] [fight]
[item] [run]
(02:05:47 PM) Godlord: FIGHT
(02:05:50 PM) Godlord: FOR MIGHT
(02:05:52 PM) HM: calculating damage
(02:06:00 PM) HM: brb w/ formula
(02:06:30 PM) HM: Damage = ((((2 * Level / 5 + 2) * AttackStat * AttackPower / DefenseStat) / 50) + 2) * STAB * Weakness/Resistance * RandomNumber / 100
(02:06:41 PM) HM: level = 25
(02:06:44 PM) HM: attack = 30
(02:06:53 PM) HM: attackpower = 45
(02:07:00 PM) HM: defence = 30
(02:07:03 PM) HM: stab = 1
(02:07:10 PM) HM: weekness/resistance = 1
(02:07:16 PM) HM: random number: calculating
(02:07:27 PM) HM: 13
(02:07:59 PM) HM: (((( 2 * 25/5 + 2) * 30 * 45 / 30) / 50) + 2) * 1 * 1 * 13 / 100
(02:08:23 PM) HM: calculating…
(02:09:00 PM) HM: you do 2 damage
(02:09:08 PM) HM: EFG now has 98 hp
(02:09:41 PM) HM: [](http://www.freemmorpgmaker.com/files/imagehost/#9cde46a54d9f1cfc952457b368132c83.png)
efg trips and fail
(02:09:43 PM) HM: ss
(02:09:46 PM) HM: -2 hp
(02:10:03 PM) HM: what do you do?
[pokeball] [fight]
[item] [run]
(02:10:08 PM) Godlord: item
(02:10:19 PM) HM: which item?
(02:10:57 PM) Godlord: Firin' mah lazerz.
(02:11:09 PM) HM: you are now charging your lazerz
(02:11:19 PM) HM: [](http://www.freemmorpgmaker.com/files/imagehost/#f7730ed680b4da2f793f1dff91a2c5a1.png)
efg steps closer
(02:11:25 PM) HM: what do you do?
(02:11:31 PM) HM: you fire your lazerz
(02:11:37 PM) Godlord: FIRIN' MAH LAZERZ.
(02:11:42 PM) HM: calculating hit…
(02:12:55 PM) HM: Damage = ((((2 * 25 / 5 + 2) * 30 * 150 / 30) / 50) + 2) * 1 * 1/1 * 30 / 100
(02:13:26 PM) HM: 11.4 damage
(02:13:35 PM) HM: floored to 11
(02:13:43 PM) HM: efg now has 85 hp
(02:13:46 PM) HM: what do you do?
(02:14:02 PM) HM:
[pokeball] [fight]
[item] [run]
(02:14:35 PM) Godlord: Pokeball
(02:15:21 PM) HM: calculating
(02:15:23 PM) HM: Chance = floor (((( TotalHP * 4 ) - ( CurrentHP * 2 )) * CatchRate ) / TotalHP ) + Status + 1
(02:15:58 PM) HM: Chance = floor (((( 400 ) - ( 127 * 2 )) * 5 ) / 100 ) + Status + 1
(02:16:27 PM) HM: 14.65
(02:16:53 PM) HM: to catch efg, you need to get 1 to 14 on the random number generator
(02:16:57 PM) HM: generating number…
(02:17:05 PM) HM: 77
(02:17:06 PM) HM: miss
(02:17:19 PM) HM: [](http://www.freemmorpgmaker.com/files/imagehost/#194057cf75cc22f495ac9391046c5b8b.png)
efg steps closer
(02:17:29 PM) HM: and fails you
(02:17:31 PM) HM: you lose!
(02:17:37 PM) Godlord: lulz

[Godlord]

Instant win! Now make a Java applet!

Regards,
  Godlord.

[Rogue]

haha rofl

[Homicidal Monkey]

btw those are real combos.

[Pryex]

ohohohoh!

memememe!

Try and catch a wild Pryex next!

[Drummerpete]

@Pryex:

> ho-oh!
>
> Try and catch a wild Ho-oh next!

[Alster]

[ITEM]
Renzo…

Instant Rape (minus 20 HP) and enemy is sore for the next turn (cannot move).

[DrNova]

You got pwned by EFG

[Pryex]

@Bob:

Them stuff are damned hard to find in the wild, I mean, I went looking all the way round my hometown one day.

All I could find were a few pigeons and seagulls, and when I threw poke'balls at them, they just gopt angry and chased me…

[Drummerpete]

@Pryex:

> All I could find were a few pigeons, and when I threw poke'balls at them, they just gopt angry and chased me…

Fecking Pidgeys.

[Pryex]

They're everywhere…

trying to take over the world, of pokemon.

[Homicidal Monkey]

lol win!
look at the thread's number: 49777
btw 49 = 7^2

[Drummerpete]

@Zetta:

> lol win!
> look at the thread's number: 49777
> btw 49 = 7^2

To anyone who didn't get that:
49=7*7*7

[Adulese Games]

Epic win number for an epic win topic.

- Adulese

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

Oooh!
A wild DNA virus appears!
DNA virus uses Infect!
Your pokemon is infected!
It becomes a DNA Virus!
DNA VIRUS FLEES!

[Adulese Games]

Spike just beat the Efg in only two rounds …  :afro:

> Adulese says:
> 
> *a wild EFG APPEARS!
> *What do you do?
> *[pokeball]  [fight]
> [run]
>
> phail! says:
> *
> *FALCON PAWWWNCG
>
> Adulese says:
> *calculating damage
> *Falcon Pawwwncg does*25 damage
> *efg now at 75HP
>
> phail! says:
> critical hit?
>
> Adulese says:
> 
> Efg steps closer
> what do you do?
> [pokeball]  [fight]
> [run]
>
> phail! says:
> *POKEBALL
>
> Adulese says:
> *calculating chances
> *what pokeball?
> *you have 0 masterballs
>
> phail! says:
> *><
>
> Adulese says:
> *Regular, Great, Net?
> *Safari
>
> phail! says:
> *great
>
> Adulese says:
> *k
>
> phail! says:
> *A+B+DOWN!
> *ULTRA BALL
>
> Adulese says:
> *lol
> *18% chance
> *so about probability is …
>
> phail! says:
> *but you see
> *the numbers dont matter
> *efg always fails
>
> Adulese says:
> *probablity check ....
> *Efg is captured!
> *Congradulations. You beat Godlord

[Guest]

fuuuu goddie

[Adulese Games]

Goddie is now outdone by Hyperion as well.  :afro:

> You have just sent a nudge.
> *
> Adulese says (9:12 PM):
> *
> *A Wild EFG appears
>
> ĐanielKelter ;] says (9:12 PM):
> *Oh God not again
>
> Adulese says (9:12 PM):
> *What do you do?
> *[pokeball]  [fight]
> [run]
>
> ĐanielKelter ;] says (9:12 PM):
> *Fight
>
> Adulese says (9:12 PM):
> *What attack?
>
> ĐanielKelter ;] says (9:12 PM):
> *Throw Tyra Banks
>
> Adulese says (9:13 PM):
> *xD
>
> ĐanielKelter ;] says (9:13 PM):
> *That bitch can claw
>
> Adulese says (9:13 PM):
> *Calculating damage
> *…
> *Damage delt = 20 HP
> *EFG now has 80 HP
> *Tyra Banks claws
> *deals 5 damage
> Adulese says (9:14 PM):
> *EFG now has 75 HP
> *EFG moves closer 
> *What do you do?
> *[pokeball]  [fight]
> [run]
>
> ĐanielKelter ;] says (9:14 PM):
> *fight
> *Renzo Rape TAIM!
>
> Adulese says (9:14 PM):
> *Calculating Damage ….
> *Damage = 14
>
> ĐanielKelter ;] says (9:15 PM):
> *Come on thats something that will scar you for life
>
> Adulese says (9:15 PM):
> *EFG now has 61 HP
>
> ĐanielKelter ;] says (9:15 PM):
> *Worth at least 30 !
> *At least it was when he did it to me :'(
>
> Adulese says (9:15 PM):
> *Tyra Banks claws 10 damage
> *Renzo rapes
> *deals ... 10 damage and posins EFG
> *EFG is now at HP 41
> *EFG steps closer
> *
> *What do you do?
> *[pokeball]  [fight]
> [run]
>
> ĐanielKelter ;] says (9:16 PM):
> *Pokeball
>
> Adulese says (9:17 PM):
> *What type?
>
> ĐanielKelter ;] says (9:17 PM):
> *I Throw The ANNA BALL! Nothing Can Resist the Anna Commena Ball made in her Likeness
> *Its caught Godlord a few times at least :-O
>
> Adulese says (9:17 PM):
> *xD calculating probability of catch
>
> Adulese says (9:19 PM):
> *Probability is 39.16
> *%
> *RANDOMIZING
> *EFG is successfully caught
>
> ĐanielKelter ;] says (9:19 PM):
> *YEAHH!
> *GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
>
> Adulese says (9:19 PM):
> *You've captured EFG!
>
> ĐanielKelter ;] says (9:19 PM):
> *The Secret to my Success of the Anna Ball
> *True Story
>
> helpAdulese says (9:20 PM):
> *xD

- Adulese

[Particle]

Ohhh yess

Ohhh Yess

Thank you EFG Man
Thank you Genius Attacks

/SilentClap

[Adulese Games]

JNA just got pwned.  :afro:

> You have just sent a nudge.
>
> Adulese says (9:30 PM):
> *
> *A wild EFG appears
> *What do you do?
> *[pokeball]  [fight]
> [run]
>
> Julian-Jna says (9:30 PM):
> *fight
> *xD
>
> Adulese says (9:30 PM):
> *What attack?
>
> Julian-Jna says (9:30 PM):
> *flamethrower
>
> Adulese says (9:31 PM):
> *Okay
> *Calculating Damage
> *….
> *Deals 15.6 damage
> *EFG is now at 84.6HP
> *EFG is burned and takes 5 damage
>
> Adulese says (9:32 PM):
> *EFG is at 79.6HP
> *EFG uses Stare attack
> *Deals 20 damage
> *You are at 80 HP
>
> Adulese says (9:33 PM):
> *EFG steps closer
> *
> *What do you do?
> *[pokeball]  [fight]
> [run]
>
> Julian-Jna says (9:33 PM):
> *fight
>
> Adulese says (9:33 PM):
> *Attack?
>
> Julian-Jna says (9:33 PM):
> *overheat
>
> Adulese says (9:33 PM):
> *Calculating damage
> *Deals 40 damage. It is super-effective
> *EFG is burned
> *deals 7 damage
> *EFG is at 37.6HP
> *EFG steps closer
> *
> Adulese says (9:35 PM):
> *What do you do?
> *[pokeball]  [fight]
> [run]
>
> Julian-Jna says (9:35 PM):
> *fight
>
> Adulese says (9:35 PM):
> *Attack?
>
> Julian-Jna says (9:35 PM):
> *bubblebeam
>
> Adulese says (9:36 PM):
> *Calculating Damage
> *Deals 10 Damage
> *EFG is burned
> *deals 4.6 damage
>
> Adulese says (9:37 PM):
> *EFG is at 23 HP
> *EFG steps closer
> *
> *EFG uses Greatball
> *Calculating capture of Jna
>
> Julian-Jna says (9:37 PM):
> *xD
>
> Adulese says (9:38 PM):
> *Chance of capture is 15.4%
> *RANDOMIZING
>
> Julian-Jna says (9:39 PM):
> *ok :P
> *hurry, i gtg
>
> Adulese says (9:39 PM):
> *EFG captures Jna
> *EFG caught a JNA
> *End Round
>
> Julian-Jna says (9:39 PM):
> *what the duck
> */undo
>
> Adulese says (9:40 PM):
> *I guess EFG didn't Epic Fail at capturing you
> *Sorry server is closed
> *You are now property of EFG
> *Have fun! xD
>
> Julian-Jna says (9:41 PM):
> *Duck stupid EFG i am a ducking thief
> *i stold myself

- Adulese

[jna]

Epic topic, wait till adulse posts mine, you will lol like hell.

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lol

[Homicidal Monkey]

did I start something here?

[Khachaturian]

Wow lol that was epic

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

Can I please try?

[Doomsalad]

this thread is win :P