Overlord of the Hill (v3.5.0.1.3)

[Adulese Games]

Alright all you Eclipsers out there. It's time for some King of the Hill.

_*Opens server.*_

//.server_rungame(King of the Hill, 3.5.0.1.3)//.server_openconnections//.server_startgame
**SERVER: Adulese has joined the game.**
//.server_giveitem("MJOLNIR Mark V", Adulese)//.server_giveitem("Shotgun", Adulese)

_*Puts on his armor and loads his shotgun.*_
**SERVER: Adulese is now king of the hill.**[/][/color]

COME AND GET SOME!

- Adulese

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

Server: DNA Virus has joined the game.
*infects Adulese with DNA virus*
Server: Adulese is infected.

[Adulese Games]

*Grabs a med pack lying near the hill.*
SERVER: Adulese is no longer infected.

*Cocks his shot gun and shoots the charging DNA Virus*
SERVER: DNA Virus has died. Respon in 5 minutes.
SERVER: Adulese is King of the Hill.

Haha!

- Adulese

[Godlord]

$ telnet www.touchofdeathforums.com 80
**Server**: welcome to the server @ www.touchofdeathforums.com:80
**Server**: please enter your username.
godlord
**Server**: password?

**Server**: welcome Godlord.
**Server**: Adulese is currently the king of the hill.
*shows hard nipples*
**Server**: Adulese got distracted and is fapping at the foot of the hill.
**Server**: Godlord is currently king of the hill.

Regards,
  Godlord.

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

*grabs antimatter bomb, says: STEP OFF THE HILL NOW!*
Server: DNA Virus has an antimatter bomb

[DrNova]

*unplugs DNA*
SERVER:DNA Non functional, deleting program.
*distracts godlord by giving it a pair of nipple clamps*
SERVER:DrNova is now in controll of the Hill.

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

Server: DNA Virus's clone has joined the game
*Becomes nostalgic and burns DrNova alive by lighting farts on fire*
Server: DNA Virus is now king of the hill

[Godlord]

$ telnet www.touchofdeathforums.com 80
**Server**: welcome to the server @ www.touchofdeathforums.com:80
**Server**: please enter your username.
godlord
**Server**: password?

**Server**: welcome Godlord.
**Server**: DNA Virus is currently the king of the hill.
*Godlord uses anti-biotica.*
**Server**: DNA Virus got terminated.
**Server**: Godlord is currently queen of the hill.

Regards,
  Godlord.

[Khachaturian]

*Wipes tears*
I remember this game.

Um.

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

Server: DNA Virus has adapted to the antibiotics, is now immune
*lights farts*
Server: DNA Virus is now king of the hill

[The Oracle]

i came all over dna virus
i am king of the hill!

[Godlord]

$ telnet www.touchofdeathforums.com 80
**Server**: welcome to the server @ www.touchofdeathforums.com:80
**Server**: please enter your username.
godlord
**Server**: password?

**Server**: welcome Godlord.
**Server**: The Oracle is currently the king of the hill.
*The Oracle starts blowing himself*
*Godlord runs to the hill and kicks The Oracle off.
**Server**: The Oracle got kicked off the hill.
**Server**: Godlord is currently queen of the hill.

Regards,
  Godlord.

[Owen F]

Server: Owen has joined King Of The Hill
*Owen prepares uber bunny invasion
*sends at godlord
*godlord gets eaten alive
Server: Owen is now KING OF THE HILL

[Godlord]

$ telnet www.touchofdeathforums.com 80
**Server**: welcome to the server @ www.touchofdeathforums.com:80
**Server**: please enter your username.
godlord
**Server**: password?

**Server**: welcome Godlord.
**Server**: Owen Fox is currently the king of the hill.
YE GODS
**Server**: YE GODS GOT ANGY!
**Server**: Godlord is currently queen of the hill.

Regards,
  Godlord.

[Owen F]

Server: Owen has joined: KING OF THE HILL
Server: Godlord is currently King of the Hill
*Owen packethacks server, and bugs the name getting packets to only use his name
Server: Owen is currently King of the Hill
Server: Runtime error 9 subscript out of range
Server: Runtime error 53 file not found
*Owen mutters curses.

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

DNA eliminates the hill with a hydrogen bomb.
Server: Nobody is king of the hill
DNA Virus: Dont ask where i get the stuff.

[Patrick]

Mcnugget builds new hill with mcnugget army.
Server: Mcnugget army likes pron
Mcnugget: No one can win against the super mcnugget army.

[Godlord]

$ telnet www.touchofdeathforums.com 80
**Server**: welcome to the server @ www.touchofdeathforums.com:80
**Server**: please enter your username.
godlord
**Server**: password?

**Server**: welcome Godlord.
**Server**: Frogurt Friday - мсичġġєт is currently the king of the hill.
*enters McDonalds*
*orders a McNugget and eats it*
**Server**: McNugget got eaten by Godlord.
**Server**: Godlord is currently queen of the hill.

Regards,
  Godlord.

[Akselj]

Server: AkselJ has entered King of the Hill
Server: Godlord is currently Queen of the Hill
*Throws Hamtaro far away*
AkselJ: Go get it boy!
Server: Godlord runs after Hamtaro
Server: AkselJ is King of the Hill

[Godlord]

$ telnet www.touchofdeathforums.com 80
**Server**: welcome to the server @ www.touchofdeathforums.com:80
**Server**: please enter your username.
godlord
**Server**: password?

**Server**: welcome Godlord.
**Server**: AskelJ is currently the king of the hill.
Selling AskelJ's virginity, starting at 10K!
**Server**: AskelJ gets off the hill to see what is happening, completely shocked he appears seeing that his virginity is being sold for only 10,000Â¥.
**Server**: Godlord is currently queen of the hill.

Regards,
  Godlord.

[Gwen]

Server: Gwendalin joins the game
Server: Grants Gwendalin Invisibility powerup

*Gwendalin sits back and watches petting Hello Kitty*

[Homicidal Monkey]

*walks in*
HAI GUYZ!

btw, its Overlord of the hill, not king of the hill. <__<

[Khachaturian]

*Bone starts up the BBQ*

Wtfburgers anyone?

[Gwen]

Pops up next to bone. Mmmm WTF burgers huh!

[Khachaturian]

That'll be 2.99, lolchup included.