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Eclipse Song!


Drummerpete
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Each member write a verse about eclipse!
Make it 4-6 lines long, and it has to have some sort of structure/rhyme.

_This is just a song about Eclipse, where
many strange people come to stare, at the
obscure topics and flaming rants, and the
186, which DOESN'T EXIST!_

WIN.
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*Sung to the tune of Hey Micky or whatever it's called*
Eclipse is good
Eclipse is fine
Doggy Style or 69
With the ELI and 2.8
We did it on our first date
Hey Crimson, hey Crimson

*Crimson breaks out guitar*
*This song is sung to the tune of Divide by Disturbed*

Eclipse tears a big hole in what is to be
The mods kill the flamers and mutiny
We all know the old 186
Break apart and…
SE, SE, SE...
You all know that Aksel's an epic programmer
And that Godlord has his own ELI
And that Marsh is an overweight Sugerpuff...
*Guitar solo*
Break apart and...
SE, SE, SE...
The Orcale has a fleshlight fetish
And Gwen is just plain scary
And Anna rolls mit de mighty vectors...
Break apart and...
SE, SE, SE...
You all know that none of us are sane here
And that Renzo is hiding in your wardrobe...
Break apart and...
SB, SB, SB
The Shadows are really quite secretive
And the gods of tacos have an epic treaty
And now here's me running out of verses...
Break apart and...
SE, SE, SE, SE
SE...SE...SE.
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![](http://th158.photobucket.com/albums/t91/Broodstar13372/th_EpicFailGuy.jpg)

Now, This is a story all about how my life got flip turned upside down and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there i ll tell u how i became a prince of a town call bell air.

In West Philadelphia, born n raised in da playground is where i spent most of my days, chillin out, maxin,relaxin all cool n all, shootin some b-ball outside of school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin trouble in my neighbourhood i got in one lil fight n my mum got scared n said u your movin with your antie and uncle in bell air.

I begged and i pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss n then she gave me my ticket, i put my walk man on n thoguht i might as well kick it.
First class Yo dis is bad drinkin orange juice out of a champgne glass! Is this what the people of bell air live like? hmmm this might be alright.

but wait i hear da prissy bourgious n all that, is dis da type of place dat they should send dis cool cat, i dont think so ill c wen i get there i hope their prepared for the prince of bell air!

well er the plane landed, n wen i came out there was dude looked like a cop standin there wit my name out i aint tryin to get arrested yet i just got here. I spring with the quickness like lighning just appeared.
I whistled for a cab n wen it came near the license plate said fresh n there was dice in the mirror, if anything i can say that dis cab was rare but i thought na forget it yo home to bell air.

I pulled up to house about seven or eight i yelled to the cabbie yo home smell ya later, i looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bell air.

Regards,
  Epic Fail Guy.
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Xelander has a pie,
But you got a hi.
He have to say,
this is mostly about mey(Me).
Noobs is everywhere.
Get your softwere.
Eclipse has a charm,
but way to manny narbs.
Prehaps you see something good,
But it ends up getting ownd, by a noob.
Why not give up?
When you know it will all end up,
in a dumpster.

Ugh i fail.
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  • 3 weeks later...
  • 3 weeks later...
Once there was a site,
But then there came a gnome,
The Engine took off in flight,
like a hero returning to home,
Once every thousand years will there be
Sweet harmony and victory,
Over those that came and passed (other 2d engines  hehe)
We laughed as we kicked their Ass
now ill sit here and smoke my grass
….
......
yea thats the reason
yea thats the reason
yea thats the reason every thing is alright
Yea thats the reason
Yea thats the reason ...
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@Draken:

> Once there was a site,
> But then there came a DNA VIRUS,
> The Engine took off in flight,
> like a hero returning to home,
> Once every thousand years will there be
> Sweet harmony and victory,
> Over those that came and passed (other 2d engines  hehe)
> We laughed as we kicked their Ass
> now ill QUARANTINE here and INFECT my grass
> ….
> ......
> yea thats the reason
> yea thats the reason
> yea thats the reason every thing is alright
> Yea thats the reason
> Yea thats the reason ...

Fixed
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With epic coding skills in hand
Marsh carved a path across the land
leaving flaming death and win
he led the new world order in
so people came and stood in awe
and watched as he laid down the law
brought his own engine online
and we knew, it was a siiigggnnn…

(riffage)

Then Renzo came and creeped us out
'cause he's a pedophilic lout
but he was cool so that's okay
(we're still suspicious, anyway)
Kreator, Godlord, Snim And Gwen
Icecream Tuesday and Draken
One by one they found their way
till we got to here today

There's a limit on the noobs who want to see the board for vets

And not one has been here longer than a couple months at beeessssttt...

Bookmarks flooding in to where we are
all we ever wanted was an engine
page hits blasting through to where we are
all we ever wanted was an engine

(riffage)

Bandwidth getting full to where we are
All we ever wanted was an engine
Spiders crawling in to where we are
All we ever wanted...

(riff of personality)

My version. The music is that of 96 Quite Bitter Beings, by CKY:

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgQ7qOCDFYQ&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgQ7qOCDFYQ&feature=related)
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@Thorn:

> With epic coding skills in hand
> Marsh carved a path across the land
> leaving flaming death and win
> he led the new world order in
> so people came and stood in awe
> and watched as he laid down the law
> brought his own engine online
> and we knew, it was a siiigggnnn…
>
> (riffage)
>
> Then Renzo came and creeped us out
> 'cause he's a pedophilic lout
> but he was cool so that's okay
> (we're still suspicious, anyway)
> Kreator, Godlord, Snim And Gwen
> Icecream Tuesday and Draken
> One by one they found their way
> till we got to here today
>
> There's a limit on the noobs who want to see the board for vets
>
> And not one has been here longer than a couple months at beeessssttt...
>
> Bookmarks flooding in to where we are
> all we ever wanted was an engine
> page hits blasting through to where we are
> all we ever wanted was an engine
>
> (riffage)
>
> Bandwidth getting full to where we are
> All we ever wanted was an engine
> Spiders crawling in to where we are
> All we ever wanted...
>
> (riff of personality)
>
> My version. The music is that of 96 Quite Bitter Beings, by CKY:
>
> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgQ7qOCDFYQ&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgQ7qOCDFYQ&feature=related)

This is the only one that was relatively good.. Well aside from Marsh's prince of bell air reference.
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