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@[RB2D:

> Blue link=topic=54712.msg579539#msg579539 date=1259380113]
> @Kreator:
>
> > How many fridges does it take to change a lightbulb?
> >
> > Fridges can't change lightbulbs you stupid fuck.
>
> HAHAHAH

Put it in your signature,
#1 You need a sig
#2 I'm not in many peoples signatures compared to usual. /cries
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So a fridge Rolls into a bar,

the bar tender looks at it and ask what will you be having?

the fridge stares back saying nothing at all

The bar tender yells at the fridge WHAT DO YOU WANT.

the fridge just stares back

The bar tender Stands on the bar and yells at the fridge ORDER SOMETHING OR GET OUT!

the fridge just stares back

So he pulls out a knife and starts to stab the fridge.

All the sudden the cops bust in and takes the bar tender to Jail.

The bar tender doesnt know whats going on and ask. "why are you taking me away."

Sir you just killed that fridge, You ICE COLD KILLER…..
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@Draken:

> So a fridge Rolls into a bar,
>
> the bar tender looks at it and ask what will you be having?
>
> the fridge stares back saying nothing at all
>
> The bar tender yells at the fridge WHAT DO YOU WANT.
>
> the fridge just stares back
>
> The bar tender Stands on the bar and yells at the fridge ORDER SOMETHING OR GET OUT!
>
> the fridge just stares back
>
> So he pulls out a knife and starts to stab the fridge.
>
> All the sudden the cops bust in and takes the bar tender to Jail.
>
> The bar tender doesnt know whats going on and ask. "why are you taking me away."
>
> Sir you just killed that fridge, You ICE COLD KILLER…..

HANG ON. Fridges cant stare.
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@Draken:

> So a fridge Rolls into a bar,
>
> the bar tender looks at it and ask what will you be having?
>
> the fridge stares back saying nothing at all
>
> The bar tender yells at the fridge WHAT DO YOU WANT.
>
> the fridge just stares back
>
> The bar tender Stands on the bar and yells at the fridge ORDER SOMETHING OR GET OUT!
>
> the fridge just stares back
>
> So he pulls out a knife and starts to stab the fridge.
>
> All the sudden the cops bust in and takes the bar tender to Jail.
>
> The bar tender doesnt know whats going on and ask. "why are you taking me away."
>
> Sir you just killed that fridge, You ICE COLD KILLER…..

he killed it in cold blood as well!
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**So a fridge gets pushed into a bar by a invisible ghost.

the bar tender looks at it and ask what will you be having?

the fridge says nothing at all

The bar tender yells at the fridge WHAT DO YOU WANT.

the fridge dosen't say anything.

The bar tender Stands on the bar and yells at the fridge ORDER SOMETHING OR GET OUT!

the fridge just sits there.

So he pulls out a knife and starts to stab the fridge.

All the sudden the cops bust in and takes the bar tender to Jail.

The bar tender doesnt know whats going on and ask. "Why are you taking me away?"

Sir you just killed that fridge, You ICE COLD KILLER…..**

Haha! It works!
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@Monkey:

> **So a fridge gets pushed into a bar by a invisible ghost.
>
> the bar tender looks at it and ask what will you be having?
>
> the fridge says nothing at all
>
> The bar tender yells at the fridge WHAT DO YOU WANT.
>
> the fridge dosen't say anything.
>
> The bar tender Stands on the bar and yells at the fridge ORDER SOMETHING OR GET OUT!
>
> the fridge just sits there.
>
> So he pulls out a knife and starts to stab the fridge.
>
> All the sudden the cops bust in and takes the bar tender to Jail.
>
> The bar tender doesnt know whats going on and ask. "Why are you taking me away?"
>
> Sir you just killed that fridge, You ICE COLD KILLER…..**
>
> Haha! It works!

How did the fridge sit down?
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@Monkey:

> **So a fridge gets pushed into a bar by a invisible ghost.
>
> the bar tender looks at it and ask what will you be having?
>
> the fridge says nothing at all
>
> The bar tender yells at the fridge WHAT DO YOU WANT.
>
> the fridge dosen't say anything.
>
> The bar tender Stands on the bar and yells at the fridge ORDER SOMETHING OR GET OUT!
>
> the fridge just does nothing.
>
> So he pulls out a knife and starts to stab the fridge.
>
> All the sudden the cops bust in and takes the bar tender to Jail.
>
> The bar tender doesnt know whats going on and ask. "Why are you taking me away?"
>
> Sir you just killed that fridge, You ICE COLD KILLER…..**

Take that!
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