yorty Posted November 28, 2009 Author Share Posted November 28, 2009 Why did the kid fall of his bike?Someone threw a fridge at him.Whats big white and cant clime trees?A fridge.How do you put a zebra in a fridge?Push it in.How do you put a lion in the fridge?Take the zebra out first.Theres a meeting in the jungle, who isnt there?The lion, hes stuck in a fridge.What's black and white?a fridge in a dinner jacketWhat's white and can't climb trees?A fridge.What's white and kills you when it falls out of a tree? A fridge.What's white and stands in the corner? A naughty fridge.What's white and wears checked trousers? Rupert the fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balliztik1 Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 What makes a lame joke subject? A fridge!Oooohhhhh, burn. Nah, just joking. ;P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted November 28, 2009 Author Share Posted November 28, 2009 What happened to the man who ran into a burning building?He died.Why did the girl fall off the swing?She had no arms or legs.That better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balliztik1 Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 No, that's awful! D: Moar fridges! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted November 28, 2009 Author Share Posted November 28, 2009 What can crush a fridge?A bigger black fridge.What does ballie eat out of?A fridge.Whats fat, white, and is in every American home? A fridge.What is that?A fridge.Why did the chicken cross the street?It was being carried in a fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruins of Hell Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 What's this topic about?A fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted November 28, 2009 Author Share Posted November 28, 2009 Why are fridges cold?To cool your food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balliztik1 Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 What's cold as ice and sits on top of your fridge? The freezer. No offense to all you double-door fridges out there. It's cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted November 28, 2009 Author Share Posted November 28, 2009 Whats dead, and lives in a fridge.You. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balliztik1 Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 You can't be DEAD and LIVE in a fridge. ;)You also can't be dead an- *falls over* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted November 28, 2009 Author Share Posted November 28, 2009 Whats dead and rests in a freezer?The chicken that crossed the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruins of Hell Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 What's a fridge?A fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defendersdef Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Why are married women heavier than single women?Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.An adventurer hears about the meeting is happening, and on his way there he comes to a crocodile infested river, how does he cross it ?He just swims, the crocodiles are at the meeting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted November 28, 2009 Author Share Posted November 28, 2009 Why did ballie fall off his swing?He didnt. The fridge did. Why?Its a fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbunnie Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 @defendersdef:> Why are married women heavier than single women?> > Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted November 28, 2009 Author Share Posted November 28, 2009 Its old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbunnie Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 @Yorty:> Its old.It is? How old ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dthen Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 More fridge jokes, please, oh great fridge master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted November 28, 2009 Author Share Posted November 28, 2009 Make on youreself. Why? Because I said so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 @Yorty:> Why are fridges cold?> > To cool your food.Incorrect… Why are fridges cold? To dissuade and slow fungus and the whatnot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dthen Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Hey guys, imagine a dancing fridge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Boy Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 @Yorty:> How do you put a zebra in a fridge?> > Push it in.> > How do you put a lion in the fridge?> > Take the zebra out first.> > Theres a meeting in the jungle, who isnt there?> > The lion, hes stuck in a fridge.> > **Your in a lake filled with DANGEROUS CROCIDILES, and you somehow have to get across without getting eaten. How?**> > **The Croccidiles were still at the meeting :D**You missed the ending of the joke chain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defendersdef Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 fat kids and a fridge…aforbiddon love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted November 28, 2009 Author Share Posted November 28, 2009 @Azkanan:> @Yorty:> > > Why are fridges cold?> > > > To cool your food.> > Incorrect… Why are fridges cold? To dissuade and slow fungus and the whatnot.Damn it, thats WHY it keeps your food cold. But it also cools food :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Why couldn't Ellie move?Because she was stapled to the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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