renzo Posted July 6, 2010 Author Share Posted July 6, 2010 I can't take it anymore! I'm done with living this lie. All i ever wanted was to fit in, for people to notice me, TO CARE ABOUT ME!I'm tired of pretending to be someone else. I'm not just this dirty brown pedophile owning nothing but a van and an iPhone.I am going to tell all of you my biggest secret. I didn't want to tell you because I was worried you would all ignore me.The truth is… I'm Bill Gates, and I fly from my home in Washington to the Taco Bell just down the street in my private jet every other day.Now that I have given my secret, I hope all of you will share yours as well.I never would have gotten the courage to come out and tell you all of this if it wasn't for one of the greatest men(?) I have ever known.Thank you for the inspiration, spiro. I hope one day to meet you in person, shake your hand, and give you a 2 billion dollar cheque. I know that would probably be chump change, but not all of us can be as rich and talented as you, dear spiro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpmeplz Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I live on the moon… It gets really lonely up here and I have no plumbing so you know when I have to pee...yeahalso put this thread was inspired by spiro XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I'm a 6 year old genius. I may be 6 years old, but I am in 5th grade. I am taking calculous at my local college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Crusade Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Well I've already announced mine twice. I'm Shigeru Miyamoto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted July 6, 2010 Author Share Posted July 6, 2010 @LegendWeaver:> also put this thread was inspired by spiro XD*fixed* ;D@Kreator:> Well I've already announced mine twice. I'm Shigeru Miyamoto.Dude, Shigeru, hows it been hangin?I have to say, that was your best E3 yet.We need to get together again sometime, these Cubans wrapped in 1,000 dollar bills don't smoke themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrNova Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I'm 2-Pac. Got tired of little wannabies and bitchy fans hangin on de'z nutz, so I went into hidin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Crusade Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 @Renzo:> Dude, Shigeru, hows it been hangin?> I have to say, that was your best E3 yet.> We need to get together again sometime, these Cubans wrapped in 1,000 dollar bills don't smoke themselves.Pretty good! I learnt English 3 weeks ago! E3 did go well, except for the motion sensor incident, which was a bit embarrassing since it went so well in rehearsal. But we definitely do have to catch up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chakkra Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 As some of you may know already, I'm a banana who lives in a giant bucket with my only friend, my giant spoon. This is embarassing for me to admit but hopefully you all still accept me for who I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I'm a transgender.… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Okay here goes…The truth:I am simply a figment of your imagination. Everything you have ever known, experienced or believed is a lie. Nothing exists, except your imagination which fabricated this extremely delicate lie.By the time you've finished reading this, you'll have realised the truth and reality will cease.LOL JK.I'm V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 @Renzo:> I can't take it anymore! I'm done with living this lie. All I ever wanted was to fit in, for people to notice me, TO CARE ABOUT ME!> I'm tired of pretending to be someone else. I'm not just this dirty brown pedophile owning nothing but a van and an iPhone.> I am going to tell all of you my biggest secret. I didn't want to tell you because I was worried you would all ignore me.> > The truth is… I'm Bill Gates, and I fly from my home in Washington to the Taco Bell just down the street in my private jet every other day.> > Now that I have given my secret, I hope all of you will share yours as well.> > I never would have gotten the courage to come out and tell you all of this if it wasn't for one of the greatest men(?) I have ever known.> Thank you for the inspiration, spiro. I hope one day to meet you in person, shake your hand, and give you a 2 billion dollar cheque. I know that would probably be chump change, but not all of us can be as rich and talented as you, dear spiro.I'm ~~Linus Torvalds~~ ~~Andrew S. Tanenbaum~~ Stephan J.R. van Schaik and your hybrid kernel called Windows NT sucks. The only way to go is using a microkernel design, hurr hurr hurr…Regards, Stephan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akselj Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I'm Mickey Mouse. 'Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 @Aksel:> I'm Mickey Mouse. 'Nuff said.LEAVE THE JEWS ALONE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I am America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I guess you should all know the truthWhen I was an infant on the planet krypton my parents sent me to earth before my home planet was destroyed. Crash landing in an open corn field, two humans found me and raised me as their own.They named me Clark Kent.I spent most of my child hood finding out I was different. Man you should have seen the holes in the wall I made the first time I master baited. It was like a shoot gun going off had to replace a few pieces of sheet rock and a few 2x4s.Anyway after high school I started work at the local news paper and started fighting crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 On this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi†now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you,and you may call me V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Bone, you bastard. I'm V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Shit, I didn't notice.XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 LOL.They also cloned me at Larkhill. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Rorschachs journal, 8/7/2010.Some idiots on an internet forum want to know who I am…They'll know to fear me soon enough, them and their crimes, the perodphiles, the weirdos, the other weirdos and the criminals.They'll fear me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SawQuart Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Im really Robin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 That means you're first…I just broke your finger, tell me where Renzo is, or I'll break the rest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted July 9, 2010 Author Share Posted July 9, 2010 I'm living in my mansion in Washington. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radekil Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 im spider man, well whats left of him, i turned into a homoafridite. and im worthless bumb, i skip scool sho i dont no how to spel. and i assidently killed mikal jakson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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