A program that report everytime a post/tropic have been added? [READ!]

[europris]

It's would be great.

This WILL improve the community ability to answer questions and help each other faster.

Think about it, it's a big opportunity!

Thanks ;)

[Robin]

… There's only a handful of us who answer the questions in this section. We can easily see when a new question comes up.

[Marsh]

Interesting concept, perhaps some sort of list that displays recent topics that were added to the forum.

Ah well, dreams will be dreams.

[europris]

@Robin:

> … There's only a handful of us who answer the questions in this section. We can easily see when a new question comes up.

Not if you are watching Po** and someone need help at once

[europris]

@Marsh:

> Interesting concept, perhaps some sort of list that displays recent topics that were added to the forum.
>
> Ah well, dreams will be dreams.

You only need some skills in database handling and some in VB

[Ispan]

Don't double post, and i don't think Marsh wants people gaining access to his MySQL database, of which we would need the password to.

[Robin]

@europris:

> You only need some skills in database handling and some in VB

He was making a joke. There's a recent topics list on the left.

Your idea is completely selfish. You're asking for us to make a program which _supposedly_ lets us answer _your_ questions faster.

Bugger off. We'll answer your questions when we get time.

[europris]

@Robin:

> @europris:
>
> > You only need some skills in database handling and some in VB
>
> He was making a joke. There's a recent topics list on the left.
>
> Your idea is completely selfish. You're asking for us to make a program which _supposedly_ lets us answer _your_ questions faster.
>
> Bugger off. We'll answer your questions when we get time.

No i wasen't, i was thinking of the community

[Robin]

@europris:

> No I wasen't, I was thinking of the community


[europris]

**Here is a beta plan:

1\. Make post/tropic in a single database that none will try to crack it
2\. Make the database
3\. Make a program that's is encrypted with a 256-bit AES key or FUD
4\. Upload it on the forum
5\. Rewrite the  Ecplise to Vb 2008\2010
6\. Get bigger community
7\. have fun** ;D

[Ispan]

@europris:

> Here is a beta plan:
>
> 1\. Make post/tropic in a single database that none will try to crack it No. **_Clearly you do not know how Databases/SMF works._**
> 2\. Make the database
> 3\. Make a program that's is encrypted with a 256-bit AES key or FUD
> 4\. Upload it on the forum
> 5\. Rewrite the  Ecplise to Vb 2008\2010 **_Eclipse should be written in something other than VB and away from Microsoft._**
> 6\. Get bigger community **_Not required._**
> 7\. have fun ;D

[Robin]

@europris:

> **Here is a beta plan:
>
> 1\. Make post/tropic in a single database that none will try to crack it
> 2\. Make the database
> 3\. Make a program that's is encrypted with a 256-bit AES key or FUD
> 4\. Upload it on the forum
> 5\. Rewrite the  Ecplise to Vb 2008\2010
> 6\. Get bigger community
> 7\. have fun** ;D

You've obviously just heard the occasional snippet of information at school and you're trying to act as if you know what you're talking about.

[Homicidal Monkey]

it exists. Subscribe to the forum's RSS.

[europris]

@Robin:

> @europris:
>
> > **Here is a beta plan:
> >
> > 1\. Make post/tropic in a single database that none will try to crack it
> > 2\. Make the database
> > 3\. Make a program that's is encrypted with a 256-bit AES key or FUD
> > 4\. Upload it on the forum
> > 5\. Rewrite the  Ecplise to Vb 2008\2010
> > 6\. Get bigger community
> > 7\. have fun** ;D
>
> You've obviously just heard the occasional snippet of information at school and you're trying to act as if you know what you're talking about.

I don't think you read the text right, i said BETA plan.
And can you please stop being to negative!

[Robin]

I'll stop being negative when you stop being an idiot.

[europris]

@Robin:

> I'll stop being negative when you stop being an idiot.

Allright, we both stop, okay?

[europris]

@Marsh:

> Interesting concept, perhaps some sort of list that displays recent topics that were added to the forum.
>
> Ah well, dreams will be dreams.

That's the spirit :)

[Robin]

Stop double posting. I've already pointed out that he was being sarcastic. You can't be as stupid as you're acting, surely.

[Lavos]

@europris:

> @Robin:
>
> > @europris:
> >
> > > **Here is a beta plan:
> > >
> > > 1\. Make post/tropic in a single database that none will try to crack it
> > > 2\. Make the database
> > > 3\. Make a program that's is encrypted with a 256-bit AES key or FUD
> > > 4\. Upload it on the forum
> > > 5\. Rewrite the  Ecplise to Vb 2008\2010
> > > 6\. Get bigger community
> > > 7\. have fun** ;D
> >
> > You've obviously just heard the occasional snippet of information at school and you're trying to act as if you know what you're talking about.
>
> I don't think you read the text right, I said BETA plan.
> And can you please stop being to negative!

lol wth!

[Drummerpete]

@europris:

> 3\. Make a program that's is encrypted with a 256-bit AES key or **_FUD_**

I lol'd.

[europris]

@

> @europris:
>
> > 3\. Make a program that's is encrypted with a 256-bit AES key or **_FUD_**
>
> I lol'd.

huh?
256-bit AES encryption haven't been cracked yet

[Drummerpete]

I lol'd at fud.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FUD&defid=1221906

[europris]

@

> I lol'd at fud.
>
> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FUD&defid=1221906

FUD stands for – Fully Undetected or Fully Undetectable, it encrypt the source code so it's neraly impossible to decrypt.

[Ispan]

Ok,

You don't understand much do you?

[europris]

@NGHS:

> Ok,
>
> You don't understand much do you?

Nope