Rap Battle Throwdown

[deathtaker26]

@Jungletoeâ„¢:

> Death, Stop trying to be the head honcho,
> Please hide your damn face and wear a hooded poncho.

what the hell is this shit
i can see your face with a whole in it
poncho's are for border hoppers
like you aint that just a dropper
biatch dont mess with me
i have pokemon silver mystery
the game that pwns the newbs
even the ones on youtube
damn this was a fail train
and i think its starting to rain

(for real it is rainning outside…)

[SawQuart]

Rioshima, No, I will not chill,
And I don't need no pill,

You suck harder than ticks,
You rhyme as if you're six,

You have no self control,
And man, I think Im on a roll.

Death, why talk bout pokemon?
Ill kill you like a little fawn,

Dont try to be a weatherman,
Your brain connection is worse than LAN.

[Mulkaar]

Marsh that was sick, I got owned, anyway I'm out Marsh you should record some of this stuff whatever happened to Niko? I remember hearing his raps once or twice.

[Rioshima]

Diamond's are forever,…

The rain will block your shine, cuzz the sun was your only friend, and in the end it all doesnt matter, because when you bring me to life, I erupt like a volcano blasting a buncha shit that doesnt make since like a tornado, I have no internal eye but a external disaster, because of all the trash talk I think I shall type much faster, the hit backs are coming the war drums are drumming, Marsh you ain't leading but attention you are receiving, if we count out the possibilities that would come back to originality, and all the fatalities would end on the mate you'd be the first one to layed down and payed down to be put down faster then a Ray bee's dog I spelled it wrong because that's how wrong your attention's been given I'm the true threat like pker in a game I'll come hunt you all down because your timid thought's are lame, slow win's the race but this is a battle the slower your move, the easier I'll get to hit your ass with a Paddle.

[Kusy]

@Jungletoeâ„¢:

> Rioshima, No, I will not chill,
> And I don't need no pill,
>
> You suck harder than ticks,
> You rhyme as if you're six,
>
> You have no self control,
> And man, I think Im on a roll.
>
> Death, why talk bout pokemon?
> Ill kill you like a little fawn,
>
> Dont try to be a weatherman,
> Your brain connection is worse than LAN.

Jungletoe is bald, oh god, oh man!

[Marsh]

Alright guys im noticing allot of one syllable raps, lets try a counting game where i put you to shame i gain fame with my critical acclaim dont make
make take aim at your stage name, but really all the same my picture frame is sitting in the hall of fame laying claim to your sisters maiden name.

[Marsh]

@Opportune:

> Marsh that was sick, I got owned, anyway I'm out Marsh you should record some of this stuff whatever happened to Niko? I remember hearing his raps once or twice.

Haha thanks man :) Niko is still producing i think. Idk i see his posts on facebook once in awhile.

[Rioshima]

> Jungletoe is bald, oh god, oh man!

^.^ This is the sickest rap you could ever have heard, see how this person uses a coma at the right places after every word If I could type this good I'd be a Scientist gone wild, I'll be the next Black scientist being found dead in the wild, I think it's kinda true with all the natural disasterie, the plants and the animals have been an evolved state what of thee, I'll talk a little poetry maybe it'll make a better statement then half the raps I've seen.

The dangers in the forest is like the hyena in the plains, you could never see which it had came, it'll be like seeing Batman before he became bruce Wayne I could rhyme like im 6 but It set's you off what a shame, why am I in this battle if you can't take rhyme's that are lame are you irritated by things you can't comprehend i'm like a lethal weapon disease and I'll continue to make you sick I'll be swarming in your blood stream just like DNA, and I'll come out in your blood stream just like RNA, but I'll Bust a chair over you head wake up call like TNA, or WWE but can you Survive against the legend killer, im not Randy Orton but im just as good, I'll TKO you out and lay you breatheless in the night and watch as you riot like the owls in the night whoo whoo whoo was he I really don't knoooow, but for all I can say they all were push ooooooovers yoooo.

And like my song goes, Im your.s

Now open up your mind and see like me, open up your time and damn your free

[Khachaturian]

Deathtaker your shit is fucking awful, hurts my ears,
Sorry bro its the truth, like Paul Pierce,
You repeat yourself and your rhymes are all infantile,
I just skip over your verses now they ain't even worthwhile,
Rioshimas are pretty bad as well its sad as hell
that you cant spit with more zip than I learned in grade 6,
Put your stuff on youtube and the trolls will be telling the truth,
Its hard to, imagine someone worse than you

[Robin]

@Deathtaker26:

> this ain to rap you whorebees
>
> this is Retards ttempting Poetry
>
> just stop before I puke
> just give this thread a nuke
>
> half of you can't spit longer rhymes
> you all barely give this any time
>
> think it over before you post
> read the rules posted by marsh the host
>
> you all suck A$$
> so get out before I give this place a trash

:sigh: You just don't seem to be getting the point,
you can't rhyme, you can't rap and you can't handle a joint.

See, I too can go down to your base level of standing
where it's easy to see that it isn't all too demanding
to rap with a level of English which isn't very commanding
and the words you use are small and simple, probably because you're not very understanding
of the intricate and delicate poetic prose that I use, so I'm going to now watch as your self esteem takes a crash landing
because you should now understand that my linguistical finesse is outstanding.

(Wasn't sure about the rules concerning different poetic styles. Wanted to try something new.)

@Marsh:

> You say your true English you think I give a shit? you need to learn how to spit. Your sipping your earl gray? I think thats hella gay. You call that response? really thats all? ill take this up a notch and kick in your mothers abdominal walls. im sorry did you just stutter and fall? splutter when I utter sick shit from the gutter. You say you rap day in and day out ? I beat your raps beyond a doubt. Shitting my pants over a internet fued? I got to say thats pretty sad dude, sorry for owning your ass but you put me in a vindictive mood. Hate to say it but the im clearly the best im reloading my ammunition chest while your suffering from cardiac arrest, better grab that bullet proof vest before I lay you to rest.

Again, Evan? It always goes back to the threats of physical harm,
I think it's safe to say it's because you understand you have no charm.
You think that insulting my mother is going to gain a reaction
when she herself, from a good verbal berating like this, gains a fair amount of satisfaction.
I could pretend I have the balls to harm your family after finding out your address,
but that'd be stooping to your level, and that would be your success.
Acting 'hard' and pretending you don't care about anything is all very well,
but it doesn't work very well when you can't even spell.
Feel free to come back and have a go at beating me with rhyme
because if I continued now it'd probably be seen as a violent crime.

[deathtaker26]

you already for tonights grand fanally?
you all gonna get punked so prepare to tally.
the dis count will be so high
you be wishin you didn't mess with I.

@marsh
you can't get a girl friend
you just save porno pics and throw em in the trash bin

@robin
don't be such a hipocrit
you abuse your power and your face looks liek shit

@jungletoe
jungletoe? more like jungle rot
i gave it thought
all you are is the shits
the shit you get when you give your nuts a bad itch

@bone
you take viagra in hope for a bonor
but all girls say is you need a dick donor
your balls are the size of peas
the last i'll say is you need in kick in them from a knee

@rioshima
don't even try to rap
your rhymes sound like crap
im sick of your shit with this
after reading your rhymes i had to piss.

@vegeta
vegeta? more like vagina
you gonna rhyme bitch or move to china
i aint got all day mother ducka
just suck it you dirty ass sucka

@zesh
You be trippin
and missin
you ain't know the point of rap
i don't take crap
im a bad ass and i show you up anyday
your rhymes are pretty gay

@chimp
You even said you got owned
its a rap battle you are supose to pwn(pone)
giving up is the frist sign of being weak
so die you teak

@kusy
don't be posting on this thread
you be showing up dead
this is my house
and you just another mouse
a dirty rodent is all you are
you aren't gonna get very far.

@draken
your the first rapper on here
and you were also the first to get a smear
you got kicked in the a$$
you gonna come in last

@ everyone
its late i aint got time to listen to your bad rap
it all sounds like crap
you all aint know what you talking bout
so screw you guys im out

[Kusy]

You are this bald Deathtaker.

[Khachaturian]

Telling rappers off in my spare time,
You guys gotta come up with some better lines,
I'm spitting thunder call me Zeus I put yall dudes in the caboose and let it loose,
Transcanada Railway, baby, ain't afraid to say it,
Wasn't born here but I ain't 'fraid to display it,
Rep that 604, fuck around and you'll end up on the floor, bullets through your door and in your home,
Mind fuck you like inception, leave you hearing nothing through your ears but static reception, but dont be stressing, you didn't lose much, you didn't pay attention anyways you were poor and outta luck

[deathtaker26]

@kusy umm nice rap????

[Kusy]

@Deathtaker26:

> @kusy umm nice rap????


[Rioshima]

@Deathtaker26:

> @kusy umm nice rap????

LOOK OUT DEATH AND KUSY are typing the sickest rappers ever. I don't think Marsh or Bone could type something that's better

@Batman- I see you hiding in the shadows and i want to draw you out, cmon bro have some fun just this rapping dish out, Throw some rhyme's, have some fun for the time, join the game, aint no shame, if we diss sorry we'll keep it lame, nothing to be scared of or disrespected by, I love your name but i'm kinda mad I haven't seen it spitting flame's in these replys

[deathtaker26]

i take sarcasm seriously rioshima and kusy can we stop posting bald people lol XD

[Khachaturian]

Deathtaker did you just rhyme "rap" and "crap" three times in that dis to everyone, and use the same insult three times..?

[Kusy]

>implying I'm not just trollan.

[deathtaker26]

idk probably if you listen to rap today its the same crap over and over and over…

[Khachaturian]

True that.

[Kusy]

@Deathtaker26:

> idk probably if you listen to rap today its the same crap over and over and over…

Is that why I don't listen to rap? Hmm… probobly it is.
Excause me as I will now highfive myself for a sucessfull derail and tricking you guys into offtoppic  ;D

[Rioshima]

@Kusy:

> >implying I'm not just trollan.

O EM GEE< Kusy not being the  best rap Boss B you throw these short wording things that are soon to defeat, us like mario's little jumps that defeat bowser, saving the princess from the Ugly beast's Desire's, Can any1 stop this guy or girl called Kusy or will we be defeated by Quick reply's that are Beastly, shit I think im bout to lose a Life here, but luckily I played final Fantasy and Bought a Auto life Tear =p

[Kusy]

@Rioshima:

> @Kusy:
>
> > >implying I'm not just trollan.
>
> O EM GEE< Kusy not being the rap Boss B you throw these short rhyme's that are soon to defeat like mario's little jumps that defeat bowser, saving the princess from the Ugly beast's Desire's, Can any1 stop this guy or girl called Kusy or will be defeated by Quick reply's that are Beastly, shit I think im bout to lose a Life here lucky I played final Fantasy and Bought a Auto life Tear =p

You're slow aint' ya?

[PD]

@Deathtaker26

Im trippin
Im not the one bitching
You dont take crap?
Biatch you cant rap
Your a bad ass?
More like a jackass

Your nothing compared to the king
You dont even have a thing!

I know thats weak but wait till i get back :D