Eclipse's letter to santa!

[kris_hole]

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my own mother commit genocide

[ToshiroHayate]

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's

[SawQuart]

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses

[ToshiroHayate]

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder

(@Jungle: That's ducked up  :cry:)

[Helladen]

Why is everything got to be about Robin. God sakes people.

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will

[Patrick]

@DrNova:

> This COULD have been fun, but then it turned immature and (not)funny…

Would have been better is each person said one thing they want for christmas.

And then it doesn't affect anyone.

[evilbunnie]

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with

[luriok]

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with all of his features,

[Shinabi]

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with a santa sprite enemy

[kris_hole]

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with all of his features, for christmas.

I'd Also like

[evilbunnie]

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with all of his features, for christmas.

I'd Also like a beautiful girlfriend that

[VitinhooxD]

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with all of his features, for christmas.

I'd Also like a beautiful girlfriend which could have countinous sex for

[kris_hole]

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with all of his features, for christmas.

I'd Also like a beautiful Blowup Doll which could have countinous sex for until i die.

[luriok]

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with all of his features, for christmas.

I'd Also like a beautiful Blowup Doll which could have countinous sex for until I die. I just love the

[Robin]

walks in.

Hey guys, what's goi– **wat.**

[gamesucker]

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on bio-fuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with all of his features, for Christmas.

I'd Also like a beautiful Blowup Doll which could have continuous sex for until I die. I just love the taste of robins dong

(I just _had_ to.)

[Devogen]

Dear Santa, I want all noobcakes to learn how to use a search feature, that is all.

[viciousdead]

Dear Santa,
    Can you help me get a mommy? I mean sure I have two dad's, but a mom would be supreme!  ;D
                                                                                                            Sincerly,
                                                                                                                Me

[kris_hole]

i think we should start again and do this properly -.-

[luriok]

Dear Santa,
        All I

[VitinhooxD]

Dear Santa,

    All I want is a job which you get paid for doing nothing

[Sputnak]

Dear Santa,

    All I want is a job which you get paid for doing nothing, and a big fat

(do with that what you will XD)

[ddunit]

Dear Santa,

    All I want is a job which you get paid for doing nothing, and a big fat Robin to

[Robin]

@DDunit:

> big fat Robin to

Predictable.

[gamesucker]

Dear Santa,

    All I want is a job which you get paid for doing nothing, and a big fat Robin too. And a fast processor.