kris_hole Posted December 21, 2010 Author Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear Santa,For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my own mother commit genocide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToshiroHayate Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear Santa,For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SawQuart Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear Santa,For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToshiroHayate Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear Santa,For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder(@Jungle: That's ducked up :cry:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helladen Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Why is everything got to be about Robin. God sakes people.Dear Santa,For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 @DrNova:> This COULD have been fun, but then it turned immature and (not)funny…Would have been better is each person said one thing they want for christmas.And then it doesn't affect anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbunnie Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear Santa,For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luriok Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear Santa,For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with all of his features, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinabi Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear Santa,For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with a santa sprite enemy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kris_hole Posted December 21, 2010 Author Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear Santa,For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with all of his features, for christmas.I'd Also like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbunnie Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear Santa,For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with all of his features, for christmas.I'd Also like a beautiful girlfriend that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VitinhooxD Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear Santa,For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with all of his features, for christmas.I'd Also like a beautiful girlfriend which could have countinous sex for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kris_hole Posted December 21, 2010 Author Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear Santa,For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with all of his features, for christmas.I'd Also like a beautiful Blowup Doll which could have countinous sex for until i die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luriok Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear Santa,For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on biofuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with all of his features, for christmas.I'd Also like a beautiful Blowup Doll which could have countinous sex for until I die. I just love the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 walks in.Hey guys, what's goi– **wat.** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamesucker Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear Santa,For Christmas I want Robin to get on one knee, remove his top hat and propose to me while he sucks my lollipop, hand made from the scrotum's of dwarfs cats, which includes a cheeky pokey bum wank. I also want the latest copy of chickens gone wild in the farmers weekly magazine. I banged your wife with a hard cucumber, adopted your elves and killed your reindeer. Fat children have been seen worse than my car that runs on bio-fuel made from Santa's reindeer's fetuses. Now I wonder if he will release Origins 1.2.0 with all of his features, for Christmas.I'd Also like a beautiful Blowup Doll which could have continuous sex for until I die. I just love the taste of robins dong(I just _had_ to.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devogen Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear Santa, I want all noobcakes to learn how to use a search feature, that is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viciousdead Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Dear Santa, Can you help me get a mommy? I mean sure I have two dad's, but a mom would be supreme! ;D Sincerly, Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kris_hole Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 i think we should start again and do this properly -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luriok Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Dear Santa, All I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VitinhooxD Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Dear Santa, All I want is a job which you get paid for doing nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sputnak Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Dear Santa, All I want is a job which you get paid for doing nothing, and a big fat(do with that what you will XD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Dear Santa, All I want is a job which you get paid for doing nothing, and a big fat Robin to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 @DDunit:> big fat Robin toPredictable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamesucker Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Dear Santa, All I want is a job which you get paid for doing nothing, and a big fat Robin too. And a fast processor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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